# Celebrities you have a strange secret crush on (confess!)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 17, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884 "2003-03-17T00:27:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/61 "2003-03-18T16:48:38Z")
austen - John Hannah is damn fine! I second your choice! I wouldn’t be embarressed to tell my mates that!
I wouldn’t be embarressed to tell anyone about liking David Arquette but his taste in clothes leaves a lot to be desired!
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### Author:  [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/62 "2003-03-18T17:02:28Z")
[hijack]
I’m sorry. Seeing **blue\_poop** ’s username reminded me of the time I bought about 30 cups of Atlantis promotional blue pudding that was on sale for very very cheap. It tasted fine, but … well, let’s just say I was a bit surprised.
Did you make the same mistake that I did?
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### Author:  [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/63 "2003-03-18T17:06:00Z")
Joe - the new host of Blues Clues. :eek:
Topher Grace
Trent Reznor
James Woods
Gary Sinise
Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli from Fame)
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/64 "2003-03-18T18:06:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Frankd6 \*
> **Bernadette Peters**
WooHoo! I’m not alone! Sooooo sexy when she plays the trumpet on The Jerk.
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> \*Originally posted by TTT \*
> \*\*An added secret crush of mine, however, is Janeane Garofalo \*\*
Three words: Sex, Lies, and Videotape. Soooo hot. Then her little hot bod on the scooter in The Stand. Yummy.
TMI ahead:
Okay, I’m a sick boy, but seventies star Lynda Carter’s impressive cameltoe was the subject of many of my teenage fantasies. Aided further by the Wonder Woman get-up.
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### Author:  [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/65 "2003-03-18T19:02:35Z")
**Animalistic** Welcome to the SDMB!!! You are now a member of the finest Message Board ever put together by hampsters and smart a\*\*es that ever exsisted. Enjoy.
OP? Sorry about that. My latest seems to be\*\* John Sally\*\*. That stupid big grin. I want to be the filling on a BDSSP sammich that includes Tom Arnold.
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### Author:  [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/66 "2003-03-18T19:09:30Z")
Tim Curry! I first saw him in Rocky Horror when I was a shy and reserved teenager. Damn is that man hot in fishnets and a corset! And I still love him now–I used to catch Family Affair just to see those sexy lips of his and listen to that sexy accent. I’ve even been listening to the Lemony Snicket books on tape because he narrates them. It’s sad, I know. I need a support group. Well, at least I haven’t taken to writing fan fiction!
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### Author:  [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/67 "2003-03-18T21:03:23Z")
**Christiane Amanpour** from **CNN** …
I want her to spank me. 😉
Q
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### Author:  [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/68 "2003-03-18T21:12:20Z")
I have an unexplainable thing for the girl that does the Glad commercials… you know “\_\_\_\_\_ is mad” turns me on…
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/69 "2003-03-18T21:21:16Z")
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> \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \*
> \*\*I have an unexplainable thing for the girl that does the Glad commercials… you know “\_\_\_\_\_ is mad” turns me on… \*\*
Did we ever find out her name? There was a thread a while back where we tried to track down her name.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/70 "2003-03-18T21:33:53Z")
How about [Brian Baker](http://www.geocities.com/gastropodgraphics/SprintGuy/Baker.html), the trench-coated Sprint guy?
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### Author:  [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/71 "2003-03-18T21:39:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*
> \*\*How about [Brian Baker](http://www.geocities.com/gastropodgraphics/SprintGuy/Baker.html), the trench-coated Sprint guy? \*\*
I can’t keep my phone companies straight, and had to click the link to be sure you didn’t mean that “Can you hear me now?” guy. I was relieved to see that you did not, because that would have been _sick_.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/72 "2003-03-18T21:43:18Z")
Note: His bio says that he and his recent bride “met at a gym and clicked immediately.” But the leading on the type is so close, I thought it said they “dicked immediately.”
Yeah, the “can you hear me now?” guy is only one step up from Carrot Top.
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/73 "2003-03-18T21:53:18Z")
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> \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \*
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> Three words: Sex, Lies, and Videotape. Soooo hot. Then her little hot bod on the scooter in The Stand. Yummy.\*\*
Uhhh, Nurse? You’re thinking of Laura San Giacomo. At least, I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of her. Because I don’t remember Janeane being in _The Stand_.
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/74 "2003-03-18T22:10:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Flypsyde \*
> \*\*Uhhh, Nurse? You’re thinking of Laura San Giacomo. \*\*
:smack:
Yep. That’s my girl.
Yummy.
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### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/75 "2003-03-18T22:17:45Z")
MOST DEFINATLY Betty Paige (not ashamed of that)
but I am ashamed of:
Genean Garafalo…
That Glad Commercial Chick…
Chani from the SciFi Channel’s version of Dune…
When I was younger, Mellissa Heart (or whatever) from Clarissa Explains it all…
And um…erm…Fae from Cowboy Bebop. :o
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### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/76 "2003-03-18T22:19:39Z")
BTW, Ill be 25 in 2 weeks.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/77 "2003-03-19T15:21:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FabioClone \*
> \*\ ***Florence Henderson** -aka “Carol Brady”
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> You just know as soon as the lights go off she was working over Mike with that fine body of hers.
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> \*\*
uh…I don’t _think_ so…
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/78 "2003-03-19T15:23:21Z")
Well, its no **secret** that i find Ralph Nader attractive, so that doesn’t count.
Joey Ramone was on my list, but obviously not anymore.
I’ll have to say David Blaine…
mmmmmm;)
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### Author:  [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/79 "2003-03-19T15:42:25Z")
Julie Newmar as “Miss Devlin” in the _Of Late I think of Cliffordville_ episode of _Twilight Zone_.
Trim tweed suit and cute little horns…
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### Author:  [@Mudling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudling)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/80 "2003-03-19T16:27:25Z")
I must say Wilem Dafoe (especially in The English Patient) has a certain kind of charm…
Okay, so he’s 30 or so years older than me… :o
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