# Celebrities you have a strange secret crush on (confess!)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 17, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884 "2003-03-17T00:27:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/81 "2003-03-19T17:51:45Z")
Another vote for Willem Dafoe.
Chris Cooper - saw him in The Bourne Identity, and for some reason he appeals to me. Why - God only knows.
Susan
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### Author:  [@ceyjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ceyjen)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/82 "2003-03-19T19:38:36Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by SCSimmons_
> Rosie O’Donnell.
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> I cried when she came out as gay
You were surprised?
As to the subject at hand:
I have an incurable crush on Billy Bob Thornton
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/83 "2003-03-19T20:12:16Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BioHazard \*
> **When I was younger, Mellissa Heart (or whatever) from Clarissa Explains it all…**
Melissa Joan Hart- there’s a photo shoot at Maxim Online that you may want to see.
And there is _nothing_ strange about liking Janeane Garofalo.
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### Author:  [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/84 "2003-03-19T20:18:39Z")
Sister Wendy
Takes my breath away.
Yes, I’m serious.
[http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/sisterwendy/meet/index.html](http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/sisterwendy/meet/index.html)
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### Author:  [@Eggerhaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggerhaus)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/85 "2003-03-19T20:46:29Z")
Mila Jovovich–\>Like Mrs Eggerhaus, a sultry Ukrainian girl. 😃 😃 😃
Winona Ryder–\>I don’t care what she stole…she’s a raven-haired temptress if there ever was one and the most drop dead gorgeous woman alive.
And, if dead people count (I like old movies):
Veronica Lake and (call me weird, but there’s
no accounting for taste) Marie Dressler.
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### Author:  [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/86 "2003-03-20T00:22:06Z")
Allright, since we are all friends here:
Jeanene garofolo (sp?)
Joy Philbin (Regis’s wife)
a young Hillary Clinton (I have been bad… very bad, mistress)
the girl who played “Darlene” on Roseanne
Cathy Lee Gifford (I am so ashamed, but HUBBA HUBBA, I know that she is a waste of skin, but OH what skin!)
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