# Celebrities You Irrationaly Hate

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**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509 "2017-06-21T03:49:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509/222 "2017-07-24T16:30:04Z")

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An obscure celebrity, if that’s not an oxymoron, but one which Brit Dopers may remember: [Jade Ewen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Ewen). She clawed her way into the public eye as the British Eurovision entry in 2009 and managed a very creditable fifth place, then replaced Keisha as a Sugababe just in time for the Sugababes to become irrelevant, and now is onstage in the West End as Jasmine in _Aladdin_ (the big musical, not yer average local panto).

There’s just a whiff of a fame-hungry stage-school persona that really rankles, but there’s no good reason for this to bother me - she’s clearly talented, she clearly puts in the hard graft, and I saw _Aladdin_ last week and she did a perfectly good job in it. So she’s earned what success she’s had, yet she still bugs me. Irrational, as you say.

> [@Chimera](#):
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> I haven’t liked Johnny Depp for a long time, but it isn’t exactly irrational.
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> He invented an interesting character for PotC. Then for some dumbass reason he got it into his head that every character he played had to be some bizarro “character”, even when that was entirely counterproductive. And stupid assed coked up studio execs not only didn’t tell him to dial it back, they paid him big money to keep doing it.
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> Now in reading about his spending habits and so forth, it seems the man has completely lost any and all connection with reality.

Between PotC and all his Tim Burton roles, it’s not surprising he’s gone off the deep end. He used to be able to do emotionally nuanced performances but it’s been beaten out of him by all the ludicrous nonsense he gets the big bucks for.

Personally I’d sentence him to at least four months in some David Mamet or Eugene O’Neill play on Broadway. Maybe six months.

> [@67java89](#):
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> Dolly Parton  
> (The whole package)

Even Dolly knows that the whole big boobs, big hair, big makeup thing is ridiculous but she does it because the fans expect it.

But the woman is a goddamn saint who has used her money and influence to do a lot of good, particularly in the impoverished region she grew up in. Plus Dollywood is the only place where her gay fans and religious fundamentalist fans can intersect in a safe space, which is a minor miracle in itself. So not too much of the Dolly-hatin’, please.

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**Author:** ![67java89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/aeb1de/32.png) [@67java89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/67java89)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509/223 "2017-07-24T17:52:11Z")

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> [@67java89](#):
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> Dolly Parton  
> (The whole package)

Oh I remember now…  
The annoying smile, the awful acting, and that she’s Miley’s godmother

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509/224 "2017-07-25T08:31:35Z")

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> [@67java89](#):
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> Oh I remember now…  
> The annoying smile, the awful acting, and that she’s Miley’s godmother

Well, I’m not defending any of _that_…

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**Author:** ![67java89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/aeb1de/32.png) [@67java89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/67java89)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509/225 "2017-07-25T12:04:26Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Well, I’m not defending any of _that_…

😃

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-irrationaly-hate/789509/226 "2017-07-25T14:09:51Z")

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O.J. Simpson…oh, wait, you said \* irrationally\*

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