# Celebrities You Really Want to Slap **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 15, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-really-want-to-slap/81724 "2001-09-15T00:22:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-really-want-to-slap/81724/41 "2001-09-18T00:06:13Z")
Two words: **Richard Simmons**. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-really-want-to-slap/81724/42 "2001-09-18T00:09:04Z")
The New York Post has a particular hate-on for Alec Baldwin. Their Page Six gossip column always refers to him as Alec “the Bloviator” Baldwin. I’d put Anne Heche on this list, but she’s entering her 16th minute and fading fast. Generally, I’d put most PGA Tour golfers. Granted, a certain amount of focusing on yourself and your needs is important, but these guys take narcissism to a new level. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-really-want-to-slap/81724/43 "2001-09-18T00:13:15Z")
Leonardo DiCaprio OK, I really believed he was retarded in _Gilbert Grape_. But for his attitude since _Titanic_ I should lock him in a barbed wire pen with starving, rabid hogs. Then slap him when (if) he gets out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-really-want-to-slap/81724.md?page=2)