# Celebrities you were surprised to find out were straight

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**Created:** [February 22, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024 "2010-02-22T20:53:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/1 "2010-02-22T20:53:10Z")

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In the other thread here, about celebrities people were surprised to find out were gay, someone mentioned Johnny Galecki. That one that surprised me. For whatever reason, I always detected gay vibes from him, but he has a girlfriend.  
Terry Gross, the NPR host, was another person I always assumed was gay. She just has that stereotypical lesbian appearance and demeanor. But nope, she is happily married to a guy.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/2 "2010-02-22T20:59:26Z")

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The guy that plays Dexter. My first exposure to him was as the gay brother in Six Feet Under. I assumed he was for real but turns out he’s married to his Dexter co-star.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/3 "2010-02-22T21:06:38Z")

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Anne Heche. 'Course, it was kind of a surprise to her, too.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/4 "2010-02-22T21:06:49Z")

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Tony Randall. Thought for sure he was gay but the man was married to his first wife for 50 years (until her death) and then, at 75, married a woman 50 years younger than him and fathered 2 children with her before his death 9 years later.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/5 "2010-02-22T21:08:28Z")

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Paul Shaffer

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/6 "2010-02-22T21:09:27Z")

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I have to say I was surprised to learn today that **Evan Lysacek** , who just won the gold medal in Men’s Figure Skating, is dating gymnast **Nastia Liukin**.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/7 "2010-02-22T21:18:04Z")

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> [@HelloNinja](#):
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> I have to say I was surprised to learn today that **Evan Lysacek** , who just won the gold medal in Men’s Figure Skating, is dating gymnast **Nastia Liukin**.

When Johnny Weir announces that he has a girlfriend, you can come knock me over with a feather.

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**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/8 "2010-02-22T21:31:11Z")

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Mandy Patinkin and to a lesser extent, Kelsey Grammer. Both very “theatrical,” and with Mandy, song-and-dancey.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/9 "2010-02-22T21:36:45Z")

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> [@Huerta88](#):
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> Mandy Patinkin and to a lesser extent, Kelsey Grammer. Both very “theatrical,” and with Mandy, song-and-dancey.

Should Hugh Jackman also be on that list?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/10 "2010-02-22T21:37:05Z")

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David Tennant, Elijah Wood, Billy Corgan.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/11 "2010-02-22T22:27:21Z")

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Christopher Hitchens. I just assumed he was gay for years and years, until last year I read he had a wife. Wow. That was pretty surprising. Turns out he’s not gay, just British.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/12 "2010-02-22T22:46:43Z")

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You can have a wife and be gay, ask Mrs. Larry Craig, Mrs. Ted Haggard, McGreevey’s ex, and so on.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/13 "2010-02-22T23:03:26Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> You can have a wife and be gay, ask Mrs. Larry Craig, Mrs. Ted Haggard, McGreevey’s ex, and so on.

I need a ruling on this one. What about Neil Sedaka?

A few weeks ago I was listening to NPR’s “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” and he was the celebrity guest in the “Not My Job” segment. That guy sets what little gaydar I do have pinging like there’s no tomorrow. So imagine my surprise when late in the interview he mentions his wife of forty-something years. I was shocked to hear the words “my wife” come out of his mouth, much less the fact that they’ve been married that long.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/14 "2010-02-22T23:03:30Z")

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Ira Glass.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/15 "2010-02-22T23:08:53Z")

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I remember there were rumors Bob Crane was gay after he was murdered. Someone asked Werner Klemperer and he said “Bob was the most heterosexual man I ever met” which was probably true since he tried to screw just about any woman he met.

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**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/16 "2010-02-22T23:20:03Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Christopher Hitchens. I just assumed he was gay for years and years, until last year I read he had a wife. Wow. That was pretty surprising. Turns out he’s not gay, just British.

I think there were some Cheever-esque rumors of his making clumsy drunken passes at guys, but nothing confirmed.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/17 "2010-02-22T23:28:30Z")

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The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan. He mentioned his wife in an episode recently, which made me do a spit-take.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/18 "2010-02-22T23:33:02Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan. He mentioned his wife in an episode recently, which made me do a spit-take.

WHOA! That’s the first time I’m hearing this. Well I have to add him to the list I had in my original post. I didn’t see that one coming.

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/19 "2010-02-22T23:34:25Z")

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When I was growing up, I always thought Prince was gay, with his high voice and fancy clothes. But no, that man has probably bedded more women than I know people.

Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Rrose\_Selavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rrose\_Selavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rrose_Selavy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-were-surprised-to-find-out-were-straight/530024/20 "2010-02-22T23:51:59Z")

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Like the rest of the World I was surprised to find not all the Village People were gay. eg the cop and the Biker

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