# Celebrity Airport Names? (Snoop Dogg?)

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**Created:** [August 19, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802 "2023-08-19T18:59:53Z")\
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Was listening to comedian Dwight Slade on comedy radio. Noting the airport in New Orleans was named after Louis Armstrong, he joked about future airports being named after current celebrities. (He didn’t mention Liverpool or Lennon.)

For example, he talked about “flying into Snoop Dogg”, where passengers may be asked to “stow their weapons in the overhead compartment” or where flight attendants carried bongs. Or uneventful flights into Miley Cyrus Airport, since (he said) nothing much happened during her shows.

Surely Dopers can do better? What celebrities would make good names for future airports? What is distinctive about them?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/2 "2023-08-19T19:06:25Z")

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> [@Dr\_Paprika](#):
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> For example, he talked about “flying into Snoop Dogg”, where passengers may be asked to “stow their weapons in the overhead compartment” or where flight attendants carried bongs.

I saw that movie: [Soul Plane (2004) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/)  
Preview: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXrl5K6HngY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXrl5K6HngY)  
It was as terrible as you would expect, especially having Tom Arnold in it.

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How is LAX not named after a Hollywood Star? Or Burbank a TV star?

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So Vegas should be the **Frank Sinatra Int’l** or maybe Elvis Int’l.

The former Allaire Airport is now the _Monmouth Executive Airport_ and could be renamed the **Bruce Springsteen Airport.**

Reese Witherspoon still lives in Nashville, maybe rename their airport. The **Reese Witherspoon Int’l.**

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/3 "2023-08-19T19:20:05Z")

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[LAX was the airport](https://movie-locations.com/movies/a/Airplane.php) in _Airplane!_  
Either Leslie Nielsen or Peter Graves.  
The various terminals and lounges named after cast members.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/4 "2023-08-19T19:33:00Z")

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I think the airport in Miami (or maybe South Dallas) should be renamed after **Vanilla Ice.**

(Not very cool, maybe. But admit it! If someone tells you to STOP, what do you think of next? Collaborate. And listen. Wouldn’t such compliance help the hardworking folks at the airport?)

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/5 "2023-08-19T19:38:23Z")

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When Calgary Airport added a new transborder/international terminal, some local comedians made much of wanting to call it the **S** tephen **H** arper **I** nternational **T** erminal.

Think about it.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/6 "2023-08-19T19:40:03Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Or Burbank a TV star?

Hollywood Burbank Airport (BUR) used to be called Bob Hope Airport. There’s a trend to make airport names more descriptive of their location.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/7 "2023-08-19T19:42:54Z")

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I am so glad the airport in Phoenix, Sky Harbor, isn’t named after any dead politicians or celebrities, dead or alive.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/8 "2023-08-19T20:52:09Z")

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> **[John Wayne Airport](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Airport)**
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> John Wayne Airport (IATA: SNA, ICAO: KSNA, FAA LID: SNA) is an international commercial and general aviation airport that serves Orange County, California, and the Greater Los Angeles area. The airport is located in an unincorporated area of Orange County, and it is owned and operated by the county. John Wayne Airport is surrounded by the cities of Irvine, Newport Beach, and Costa Mesa, although its IATA airport code and mailing address are both registered to Santa Ana, the county seat. John W...

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/9 "2023-08-19T21:13:36Z")

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On a related note, I recently booked my upcoming flight to Buenos Aires. I was amused by the airport’s three-letter code, [EZE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eazy-E).

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/10 "2023-08-19T21:20:05Z")

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A poster in another thread recently mentioned Roy Rogers Airport.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/11 "2023-08-19T21:29:32Z")

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I could get behind renaming Metro Airport in Detroit the Insane Clown Posse International Airport.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/12 "2023-08-19T21:30:47Z")

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Its actually [Will Rogers World Airport](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Rogers_World_Airport), servicing Oklahoma City. The city’s other airport is named after Wiley Post. Rogers and Post died together in a plane crash in 1935.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/13 "2023-08-20T18:23:33Z")

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Another real one:

> **[Home - Charles M. Schulz Sonoma County Airport](https://sonomacountyairport.org/)**
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> The Charles M. Schulz – Sonoma County Airport is the only airport that offers scheduled air service into the North Bay region.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/14 "2023-08-20T18:31:41Z")

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Detroit should clearly honour **Marshall Mathers**. Just don’t order the airport onion rings.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/15 "2023-08-20T18:37:02Z")

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> [@Banksiaman](#):
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> Rogers and Post died together in a plane crash in 1935.

So naming the airfields in memoriam is the aviation industry’s way of saying “oops, sorry.”

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/16 "2023-08-20T19:11:20Z")

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There’s an [Amelia Earhart Airport](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Earhart_Airport) in Atchison, Kansas.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/17 "2023-08-20T22:07:31Z")

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> [@Dr\_Paprika](#):
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> What celebrities would make good names for future airports?

Timothy Leary Airport?

[“Takes you trips around the bay, brings you back the same day.”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_a_Mind)

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/18 "2023-08-21T08:45:35Z")

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McKenzie International Airport, where you can takeoff to the great, white north.  
Mary Travers Field, whence you can leave on a jet plane.\*  
Del Shannon Executive, with it’s little runway.  
Arthur Hailey Airport, not to be confused with Arthur Hailey’s Airport.  
Kansas Airport, where you can carry on your wayward son.

\* The song is originally by John Denver, but you really can't name an airport after John Denver unless it's in Denver, and then it's still kind of redundant.

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> - The song is originally by John Denver, but you really can’t name an airport after John Denver unless it’s in Denver, and then it’s still kind of redundant.

John Denver’s real name was Deutschendorf. No idea why he wanted to change that, but there is a golden opportunity for the town of that name in Slovakia to reclaim it for its own airport. I imagine JD’s fans are all ageing boomers and they are loaded. The sale of tat would be well worth the effort.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-airport-names-snoop-dogg/988802/20 "2023-08-21T09:43:31Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> A poster in another thread recently mentioned Roy Rogers Airport.

Then they got converted into a Hardee’s Airport and it was never the same again.

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