# Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Final Round \[Closed\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937 "2008-05-20T04:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/21 "2008-05-20T20:37:27Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] … I wouldn’t entirely mind being called Audio Science … [/QUOTE] “And these are my twin brothers, Introductory Metalworking and Injection Moulding.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/22 "2008-05-20T20:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=RickJay] “And these are my twin brothers, Introductory Metalworking and Injection Moulding.” [/QUOTE] Don’t forget Cousin Underwater Basketweaving. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/23 "2008-05-21T02:34:34Z")
I just noticed that the Beer Madness thread is also having its championship round right now. And its final competition is between Guinness and Yuengling. Either of which, ironically, would be a better name for a child than Audio Science or Jermajesty. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/24 "2008-05-21T03:19:25Z")
Audio Science (Damn, this one’s tough) ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/25 "2008-05-21T13:00:06Z")
Jermajesty …even though Moxie Crimefighter is the real uncrowned champ. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/26 "2008-05-21T13:10:00Z")
[QUOTE=I’m No Saint] Jermajesty …even though Moxie Crimefighter is the real uncrowned champ. [/QUOTE] Nah,I think we got it right.I would have voted Jermajesty if he was up against Tampon Huffalump Smith. Jermajesty is my vote. ---
**Author:** ![exclamation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/858c86/32.png) [@exclamation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exclamation)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/27 "2008-05-21T15:19:55Z")
Another vote for **Jermajesty**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/28 "2008-05-21T17:40:19Z")
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve (14-8) ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/29 "2008-05-21T22:49:17Z")
[QUOTE=RickJay] Gosh, this is hard. I’m disappointed little Tu (Morrow) or Kyd Duchovny didn’t make it this far. [/QUOTE] What am I missing here? Why is Kyd such a bad name? Unless his middle name is Mark, it ain’t horrible. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/30 "2008-05-22T02:27:34Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] What am I missing here? Why is Kyd such a bad name? Unless his middle name is Mark, it ain’t horrible. [/QUOTE] Kyd? Kid? They named their kid Kid. “Hey, Kid.” The Y doesn’t make it better. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/31 "2008-05-22T02:41:57Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] I just noticed that the Beer Madness thread is also having its championship round right now. And its final competition is between Guinness and Yuengling. Either of which, ironically, would be a better name for a child than Audio Science or Jermajesty. [/QUOTE] And yet, Audio Science and Jermajesty are still dumbass names for beer. Okay, that actually made me decide my vote. I asked myself "Is either Audio Science or Jermajesty a good name for _anything_? I guess Audio Science is a good name for a textbook, while Jermajesty is a good name for nothing on this planet and probably not any other. My vote is for Jermajesty, based on its universal uselessness. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/32 "2008-05-22T03:15:08Z")
[QUOTE=delphica] And yet, Audio Science and Jermajesty are still dumbass names for beer. Okay, that actually made me decide my vote. I asked myself "Is either Audio Science or Jermajesty a good name for _anything_? I guess Audio Science is a good name for a textbook, while Jermajesty is a good name for nothing on this planet and probably not any other. [/QUOTE] While I am still keeping my vote for Audio Science, I have to admit that this is a compelling argument. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/33 "2008-05-22T03:24:43Z")
Gah! I’ve not been around to play in this at all, but just had to comment that I could actually sorta see growing up as “Aud” but that Jermajesty would be right out NO MATTER WHAT! Poor, poor child. I hope there’s lots of compensation for that… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/34 "2008-05-22T04:54:45Z")
And we have a winner. The silliest celebrity baby name of all time is… **Jermajesty Jackson** I’m sure his siblings; Jermaine Junior, Autumn, Jaimy, Jeremy, Jourdyn, Jaffar, and Dawn, along with his cousins; Austin, Brandi, Brittany, Marlon Junior, Paris Michael Katherine, Prince Michael I, Prince Michael II, Sigmund, Stacee, Stevanna, Taryll Adren, Tito Joseph, Toriano Adaryll Junior, Valencia, and Yashi are joining us in congratulating Jermajesty. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/35 "2008-05-22T11:24:55Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] And we have a winner. The silliest celebrity baby name of all time is… **Jermajesty Jackson** I’m sure his siblings; Jermaine Junior, Autumn, Jaimy, Jeremy, Jourdyn, Jaffar, and Dawn, along with his cousins; Austin, Brandi, Brittany, Marlon Junior, Paris Michael Katherine, Prince Michael I, Prince Michael II, Sigmund, Stacee, Stevanna, Taryll Adren, Tito Joseph, Toriano Adaryll Junior, Valencia, and Yashi are joining us in congratulating Jermajesty. [/QUOTE] Dude, that kid got SCREWED. I mean, Jourdyn is no prize and Jaffar is pretty much WTF but at least they are all recognizable names! JERMAJESTY?!? This somehow makes it even more outrageous for me. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-final-round-closed/449937/36 "2008-05-22T12:35:06Z")
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