# Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Opening Round **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748 "2008-05-09T22:39:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/1 "2008-05-09T22:39:07Z")
For years, celebrities have been competing to see which of them can give their offspring the silliest name. And now it’s time for us to declare a winner. Due to the high number of worthy competitors, the first round will be a little unusual. There are thirty two divisions. People should vote for one name in each division that they feel is the silliest. The opening round voting will close Sunday evening at midnight. After that it’ll be head-to-head competition until we have a winner. Division 1 Aanisah: Macy Gray Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Alfie: Gary Oldman and Lesley Manville Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Amadeo: John Turturro and Katherine Borowitz Amber Rose: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy) Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger Atlanta Knew: John Taylor and Amanda De Cadenet Atticus: Isabella Hoffman and Daniel Baldwin Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Beckett Cypheridge: Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Boston: Kurt Russell and Season Hubley Brawley King: Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Brody Jo: Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Cashel Blake: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono Chianna: Sonny and Mary Bono Division 7 China: Grace Slick and Paul Kantner Chinua: Michael Schenker Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham Cydney: Chevy Chase Division 8 Cyrus Zachariah: Cybill Shepherd Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Delilah Belle: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna Destry Allyn: Stephen Spielberg and Kate Capshaw Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl) Dhani: George Harrison Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Dreena: Robert DeNiro Dusti Raine: Robert Van Winkle Dweezil: Frank Zappa Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann Division 10 Elijah Blue: Cher and Gregg Allman Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Emerson Rose: Teri Hatcher Enzo: Patricia Arquette and Paul Rossi Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Eulala Grace: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Frances Bean: Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise Gaston: Jaclyn Smith Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Gilliam Chynna: John and Michelle Phillips God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Gracie Fan: Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman Greer: Kelsey Grammer and Barrie Buckner Grier Hammond: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Gulliver Flynn: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino Division 13 Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Hazel: Julia Roberts Heaven: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu: Heidi Klum and Seal Homer James Jigme: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Hudson: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Isadora: Bjork and Matthew Barney Division 15 Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Jessica Starshine: Ozzy Osbourne Jett: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Julitta Dee: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Division 16 Justice: John Cougar Mellencamp and Vicky Granucci Justice: Steven Seagal Kaiis: Geena Davis Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah: Quincy Jones and Natassja Kinski Kian: Geena Davis Division 17 Kimber: Clint Eastwood and Roxanne Tunis Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke Division 18 Liberty: Casey and Jean Kasem Liberty: Ryan Giggs Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Lola: Chris Rock Lola Daisy: Roger Taylor London Emilio: Slash and Perla Hudson Lourdes: Madonna and Carlos Leon Division 19 Luca: Vincent D’Onofrio and Carin Van Der Donk Luca Bella: Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Lyric: Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Division 20 Maesa: Bill Pullman Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Marquise: 50 Cent Mason Olivia: Kelsey Grammer and Camille Donatucci Mateo Braverly: Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Max Liron: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Division 21 Memphis Eve: Bono Moon Unit: Frank Zappa Moses Amadeus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry Nell Marmalade: Helen Baxendale and David Eliot Division 22 Nico Blue: Shannon Hoon Ocean: Forest Whitaker Olive: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Paris Michael Katherine: Michael Jackson Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts Phoenix Chi: Melanie Brown Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Piper Maru: Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost Raine: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez Rogue: Robert Rodriguez Roman: Debra Messing Romeo: David and Victoria Beckham Ronan Cal: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Division 26 Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Ryder Lee: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Scout LaRue: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Shepherd Kellen: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon Sonora Rose: Alice Cooper Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Spencer Karen: Kelsey Grammer and Doreen Alderman Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Syre: Will Smith Division 30 Tahmel: Macy Gray Taj: Steven Tyler Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Thyme: Isaiah Washington Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Trey: Will Smith Division 31 True: Forest Whitaker Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Vance Alexander: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips Willem Wolf: Billy Idol and Perri Lister Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli Division 32 Wynter: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock Zelda: Robin Williams Zephyr: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell Zolten: Penn Jillette Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/2 "2008-05-09T23:02:39Z")
I just realized I posted this in the wrong forum. Would a moderator please move this to the Game Room. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/3 "2008-05-10T03:55:57Z")
Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon …_what the fuck??_ Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Division 5 Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad sounds like some sort of flesh-eating disease Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Or, as I call him, _Breakin’ 2: Elijah Guggi Q_ Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 Gulliver Flynn: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino Division 13 Homer James Jigme: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell Division 14 Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl I love her and I love Donovan. Division 15 Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Mateo Braverly: Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette I didn’t think anything could beat Moon Unit, but there you go. Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 24 Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Rogue: Robert Rodriguez Division 26 Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/4 "2008-05-10T04:37:17Z")
Division 1 Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Brawley King: Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger Division 5 Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa (ALL HAIL THE KING!) Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage -As much as I love the Superman Name… It’s kinda silly. Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Division 21 **Wow this is a Tough one!** **Moxie CrimeFighter:** Penn Jillette Beats out Moon Unit. Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ((Zowie Bowie? :rolleyes: )) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/5 "2008-05-10T05:14:52Z")
> [@](#): > > ((Zowie Bowie?)) Actually he uses his family’s real last name which is Jones. (His father changed his last name from Jones to Bowie when he started his career because Davy Jones was already a popular star.) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/6 "2008-05-10T12:47:48Z")
Wow. I salute your diligence in researching this and setting it up. Division 1 Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis Division 2 Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper Division 6 \ Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 \ Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Lola Daisy: Roger Taylor Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Division 23 Phoenix Chi: Melanie Brown Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie \ Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Thyme: Isaiah Washington Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/7 "2008-05-10T15:13:54Z")
Division 1 Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis Division 2 Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Dreena: Robert DeNiro Division 10 Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg Division 24 Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 29 Syre: Will Smith Division 30 Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/8 "2008-05-10T15:48:17Z")
Division 1 Aanisah: Macy Gray Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Alfie: Gary Oldman and Lesley Manville Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Amadeo: John Turturro and Katherine Borowitz Amber Rose: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy) Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger Atlanta Knew: John Taylor and Amanda De Cadenet Atticus: Isabella Hoffman and Daniel Baldwin Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Beckett Cypheridge: Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Boston: Kurt Russell and Season Hubley Brawley King: Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Brody Jo: Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Cashel Blake: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono Chianna: Sonny and Mary Bono Division 7 China: Grace Slick and Paul Kantner Chinua: Michael Schenker Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham Cydney: Chevy Chase Division 8 Cyrus Zachariah: Cybill Shepherd Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Delilah Belle: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna Destry Allyn: Stephen Spielberg and Kate Capshaw Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl) Dhani: George Harrison Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Dreena: Robert DeNiro Dusti Raine: Robert Van Winkle Dweezil: Frank Zappa Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann Division 10 Elijah Blue: Cher and Gregg Allman Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Emerson Rose: Teri Hatcher Enzo: Patricia Arquette and Paul Rossi Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Eulala Grace: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Frances Bean: Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise Gaston: Jaclyn Smith Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Gilliam Chynna: John and Michelle Phillips God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Gracie Fan: Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman Greer: Kelsey Grammer and Barrie Buckner Grier Hammond: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Gulliver Flynn: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino Division 13 Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Hazel: Julia Roberts Heaven: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu: Heidi Klum and Seal Homer James Jigme: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Hudson: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Isadora: Bjork and Matthew Barney Division 15 Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Jessica Starshine: Ozzy Osbourne Jett: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Julitta Dee: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Division 16 Justice: John Cougar Mellencamp and Vicky Granucci Justice: Steven Seagal Kaiis: Geena Davis Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah: Quincy Jones and Natassja Kinski Kian: Geena Davis Division 17 Kimber: Clint Eastwood and Roxanne Tunis Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke Division 18 Liberty: Casey and Jean Kasem Liberty: Ryan Giggs Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Lola: Chris Rock Lola Daisy: Roger Taylor London Emilio: Slash and Perla Hudson Lourdes: Madonna and Carlos Leon Division 19 Luca: Vincent D’Onofrio and Carin Van Der Donk Luca Bella: Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Lyric: Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Division 20 Maesa: Bill Pullman Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Marquise: 50 Cent Mason Olivia: Kelsey Grammer and Camille Donatucci Mateo Braverly: Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Max Liron: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Division 21 Memphis Eve: Bono Moon Unit: Frank Zappa Moses Amadeus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (only this could’ve beaten out Moon Unit) Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry Nell Marmalade: Helen Baxendale and David Eliot Division 22 Nico Blue: Shannon Hoon Ocean: Forest Whitaker Olive: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Paris Michael Katherine: Michael Jackson Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts Phoenix Chi: Melanie Brown Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Piper Maru: Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost Raine: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez Rogue: Robert Rodriguez Roman: Debra Messing Romeo: David and Victoria Beckham Ronan Cal: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Division 26 Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Ryder Lee: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Scout LaRue: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu (George Costanza fan?) Shepherd Kellen: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon Sonora Rose: Alice Cooper Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Spencer Karen: Kelsey Grammer and Doreen Alderman Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Syre: Will Smith Division 30 Tahmel: Macy Gray Taj: Steven Tyler Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Thyme: Isaiah Washington Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Trey: Will Smith Division 31 True: Forest Whitaker Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Vance Alexander: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips Willem Wolf: Billy Idol and Perri Lister Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli Division 32 Wynter: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock Zelda: Robin Williams Zephyr: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell Zolten: Penn Jillette Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (As someone who’s run two Madness threads so far, have fun scoring this one!) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/9 "2008-05-10T15:56:37Z")
Are we taking bets? I say Moxie CrimeFighter is good for final four, at least, if not the ultimate winner. ---
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Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham Division 8 Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl) Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Eulala Grace: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Division 11 Fifi Trixibelle: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor Division 27 Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Division 28 Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 29 Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Division 30 Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Division 5 Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Division 6 Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Division 7 Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Division 8 Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Dusti Raine: Robert Van Winkle Division 10 Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Mason Olivia: Kelsey Grammer and Camille Donatucci Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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Division 1 Aanisah: Macy Gray Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Alfie: Gary Oldman and Lesley Manville **Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis** Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Amadeo: John Turturro and Katherine Borowitz Amber Rose: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon **Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow** Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy) Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger Atlanta Knew: John Taylor and Amanda De Cadenet \*\* (close second)\*\* Atticus: Isabella Hoffman and Daniel Baldwin **Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon** Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson Division 4 **Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor** Beckett Cypheridge: Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Boston: Kurt Russell and Season Hubley Brawley King: Nick Nolte and Rebecca Linger Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson **Brody Jo** : Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Cashel Blake: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn **Chance Armstrong** : Larry King and Shawn Southwick Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono Chianna: Sonny and Mary Bono Division 7 China: Grace Slick and Paul Kantner Chinua: Michael Schenker Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette **Condola Phylea** : Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Cruz: David and Victoria Beckham Cydney: Chevy Chase Division 8 Cyrus Zachariah: Cybill Shepherd **Daisy Boo:** Jamie and Jules Oliver Delilah Belle: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna Destry Allyn: Stephen Spielberg and Kate Capshaw Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl) Dhani: George Harrison Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 **Diva Muffin** : Frank Zappa Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Dreena: Robert DeNiro Dusti Raine: Robert Van Winkle Dweezil: Frank Zappa Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann Division 10 Elijah Blue: Cher and Gregg Allman Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Emerson Rose: Teri Hatcher Enzo: Patricia Arquette and Paul Rossi Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Eulala Grace: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel **Ever Gabo** : Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 **Fifi Trixibell** : Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Frances Bean: Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise Gaston: Jaclyn Smith Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Gilliam Chynna: John and Michelle Phillips **God’Iss Love Stone** : Lil’ Mo Gracie Fan: Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman Greer: Kelsey Grammer and Barrie Buckner Grier Hammond: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Gulliver Flynn: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino Division 13 Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Hazel: Julia Roberts Heaven: Lil’ Mo **Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily** : Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu: Heidi Klum and Seal Homer James Jigme: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell Division 14 **Hopper** : Sean Penn and Robin Wright Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Hudson: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Ione Skye: Donovan Leitch and Enid Karl Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Isadora: Bjork and Matthew Barney Division 15 Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer **Jermajesty** : Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Jessica Starshine: Ozzy Osbourne Jett: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Julitta Dee: Marcia Gay Harden and Thaddeus Scheel Division 16 **Justice** : John Cougar Mellencamp and Vicky Granucci **Justice** : Steven Seagal Kaiis: Geena Davis Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah: Quincy Jones and Natassja Kinski Kian: Geena Davis Division 17 Kimber: Clint Eastwood and Roxanne Tunis **Kyd** : David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke Division 18 Liberty: Casey and Jean Kasem Liberty: Ryan Giggs **Little Pixie** : Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Lola: Chris Rock Lola Daisy: Roger Taylor London Emilio: Slash and Perla Hudson Lourdes: Madonna and Carlos Leon Division 19 Luca: Vincent D’Onofrio and Carin Van Der Donk Luca Bella: Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive **Lyric:** Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn **Lyric** : Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Division 20 Maesa: Bill Pullman **Makena’lei** : Helen Hunt Marquise: 50 Cent Mason Olivia: Kelsey Grammer and Camille Donatucci Mateo Braverly: Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Max Liron: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Division 21 Memphis Eve: Bono Moon Unit: Frank Zappa Moses Amadeus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow **Moxie CrimeFighter** : Penn Jillette Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry Nell Marmalade: Helen Baxendale and David Eliot Division 22 Nico Blue: Shannon Hoon Ocean: Forest Whitaker Olive: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen **Oriole Nebula** : Donovan and Linda Lawrence Paris Michael Katherine: Michael Jackson Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts Phoenix Chi: Melanie Brown **Pilot Inspektor** : Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Piper Maru: Gillian Anderson and Clyde Klotz Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost Raine: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez Rogue: Robert Rodriguez Roman: Debra Messing Romeo: David and Victoria Beckham Ronan Cal: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Division 26 Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Ryder Lee: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Scout LaRue: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Shepherd Kellen: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon Sonora Rose: Alice Cooper Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Spencer Karen: Kelsey Grammer and Doreen Alderman Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Syre: Will Smith Division 30 Tahmel: Macy Gray Taj: Steven Tyler Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Thyme: Isaiah Washington Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Trey: Will Smith Division 31 True: Forest Whitaker Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Vance Alexander: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips Willem Wolf: Billy Idol and Perri Lister Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli Division 32 Wynter: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock Zelda: Robin Williams Zephyr: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell Zolten: Penn Jillette Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry \*\*Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez \*\* Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost Raine: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Rebel Antonio: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames **Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez** Rogue: Robert Rodriguez Roman: Debra Messing Romeo: David and Victoria Beckham Ronan Cal: Daniel Day-Lews and Rebecca Miller Division 26 Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor **Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore** Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Ryder Lee: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack **Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook** Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee Satchel Seamus: Woody Allen and Mia Farrow Scout LaRue: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 **Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu** Shepherd Kellen: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sindri Eldon: Bjork and Thor Eldon Sonora Rose: Alice Cooper Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Division 29 **Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin** Spencer Karen: Kelsey Grammer and Doreen Alderman Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Syre: Will Smith Division 30 Tahmel: Macy Gray Taj: Steven Tyler Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon **Thyme: Isaiah Washington** Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Trey: Will Smith Division 31 **True: Forest Whitaker** Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Vance Alexander: Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillips Willem Wolf: Billy Idol and Perri Lister Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli Division 32 Wynter: Tawny Kitaen and Chuck Finley Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock Zelda: Robin Williams Zephyr: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell **Zolten: Penn Jillette** Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > ((Zowie Bowie?)) > > Actually he uses his family’s real last name which is Jones. (His father changed his last name from Jones to Bowie when he started his career because Davy Jones was already a popular star.) And furthermore his first name is Duncan; Zowie is his middle name only. ---
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Some of the names on the list aren’t silly at all. Enzo, Frances… maybe they’re not typical AMERICAN names, but they’re pretty ordinary names. Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Division 7 Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Dweezil: Frank Zappa Division 10 Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Sailor Lee: Christy Brinkley and Peter Cook Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Division 30 Taj: Steven Tyler Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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> [@](#): > > And furthermore his first name is Duncan; Zowie is his middle name only. I’ve seen differing accounts on this. Some sources say he was given the name Duncan Zowie at birth. Others say he was given the name Zowie and the Duncan was added later. Apparently he was actually called Joey or Joe while growing up. Which I guess shows that you can call your kid anything you want but you can’t always make it stick. > [@](#): > > Some of the names on the list aren’t silly at all. Enzo, Frances… maybe they’re not typical AMERICAN names, but they’re pretty ordinary names. In Frances’ case, I figured Bean qualified as a silly name. If Cobain had lived and they had more kids, would we have seen Thomas Carrot and Mary Turnip? ---
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[QUOTE=Little Nemo] I’ve seen differing accounts on this. Some sources say he was given the name Duncan Zowie at birth. Others say he was given the name Zowie and the Duncan was added later. Apparently he was actually called Joey or Joe while growing up. [/QUOTE] Fortunately, I have an [Ancestry.co.uk](http://Ancestry.co.uk) subscription, and have just taken a look at the birth registration (2nd quarter of 1971). Duncan Zowie H. Jones it is. I believe the H stands for Haywood. ---
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Division 1 Ahmet Rodan: Frank and Gail Zappa Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Division 7 Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Division 8 Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Dweezil: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Lourdes: Madonna and Carlos Leon Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Max Liron: Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Nico Blue: Shannon Hoon Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Summer Song: Mia Farrow and Andre Previn Division 30 Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
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[QUOTE=twickster] Are we taking bets? I say Moxie CrimeFighter is good for final four, at least, if not the ultimate winner. [/QUOTE] Depending on how the bracketing goes, I’d bet that the final will come down to Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette vs one of the following: Audio Science Sossamon, Kal-El Coppolla or Pilot Inspektor Lee ---
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Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracey Pollen Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Division 7 Cydney: Chevy Chase Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 George: George Foreman (he gave all seven of his children the same name) Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748.md?page=2)