# Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Opening Round **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748 "2008-05-09T22:39:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/21 "2008-05-10T22:08:06Z")
We are voting for what we think is the silliest,or stupidest correct? Or is it which one we like best? ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/22 "2008-05-10T22:32:30Z")
Division 1 Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Division 2 Assisi: Jade Jagger and Dan Macmillan Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Calico Dashiell: Alice Cooper Division 6 Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Leni: Heidi Klum and Flavio Briatore Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry Division 22 Pax: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Racer Maximilliano: Robert Rodriguez Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/23 "2008-05-10T22:47:50Z")
Dear Og in heaven forgive me, but I just want to _shoot_ these people. Even Kaden, Hunter and Madicyn aren’t _this_ horrible. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/24 "2008-05-10T22:58:39Z")
Division 1 Alizeh Keshvar: Geena Davis Division 2 Ariel: Cybill Shepherd (Ariel’s a boy) Division 3 Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Carys: Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Elettra-Ingrid: Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Wiedemann Division 10 Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Harlow Winter: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kaiis: Geena Davis Division 17 Levon Green: Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Nahla Ariela: Halle Barry Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Sage Ariel: Lance Henriksen and Jane Pollack Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 31 True: Forest Whitaker Division 32 Zahra Savannah: Chris Rock ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/25 "2008-05-11T01:36:14Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] Depending on how the bracketing goes, I’d bet that the final will come down to Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette vs one of the following: Audio Science Sossamon, Kal-El Coppolla or Pilot Inspektor Lee [/QUOTE] To be honest, the moment I saw the thread title, I just assumed it was going to be one of those four. I immediately thought of all of them. It’s nearly impossible to come up with a dumber name than “Audio Science” without coming up with something that the government would actually refuse to register. That’s even worse than Moxie Crimefighter, and that’s saying a hell of a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/26 "2008-05-11T03:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > We are voting for what we think is the silliest,or stupidest correct? Or is it which one we like best? Silliest and stupidest is what we’re going for here. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/27 "2008-05-11T03:08:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Depending on how the bracketing goes, I’d bet that the final will come down to Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette vs one of the following: Audio Science Sossamon, Kal-El Coppolla or Pilot Inspektor Lee You’re not giving enough credit to fine competitors like Bogart Che Peyote Rainey, Jermajesty Jackson, Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp, and Tu Morrow - not to mention the Whitaker, Willis, Yates, or Zappa dynasties. This is a wide-open field. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/28 "2008-05-11T12:40:09Z")
Division 1 Alabama Luella: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Division 2 Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 Dweezil: Frank Zappa Division 10 Essenz Astral: Michael Schenker Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Marquise: 50 Cent Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Princess Tiaamii: Jordan and Peter Andre Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Steveanna: Randy Jackson and Eliza Shaffe Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/29 "2008-05-11T14:31:52Z")
Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 (difficult!) Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Patrick Taylor Division 5 BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Coco Riley: Courtney Cox and David Arquette Division 8 Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Division 9 (oh my, can FZ be given a lifetime achievement award?) Dweezil: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 (these all seem positively normal by comparison) Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moon Unit: Frank Zappa (but if in dif. division, Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette would have been a strong competitor) Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Rafferty: Jude Law and Sadie Frost Division 25 Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Seargeoh: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Sonnet: Forest Whitaker Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zowie: David and Angela Bowie ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/30 "2008-05-11T17:51:19Z")
Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Cannon: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 6 Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Division 7 Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Division 8 Dexter Dean: Diane Keaton (Dexter Dean is a girl) Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Hud: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Division 17 Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Lyric: Collected Division 20 Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Oriole Nebula: Donovan and Linda Lawrence Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Rocket Valentin: Robert Rodriguez Division 26 Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Division 31 Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (the girl’s name is Tu Morrow) Division 32 Zolten: Penn Jillette ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/31 "2008-05-11T18:12:09Z")
Division 1 Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen Division 2 Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Division 3 Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Division 4 Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Division 5 Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Division 6 Cash: Slash and Perla Hudson Division 7 Cydney: Chevy Chase Division 8 Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis Division 9 Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Division 10 Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson Division 11 Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 12 God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Division 13 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Division 14 Indiana August: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix Division 15 Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Division 16 Keelee Breeze: Robert Van Winkle Division 17 Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Division 18 Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 19 Lucien: Steve Buscemi and Jo Andreas Division 20 Mathilda Plum: Moon Unit Zappa and Paul Doucette Division 21 Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Division 22 Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Division 23 Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Division 24 Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Division 25 Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Division 26 Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Division 27 Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Division 28 Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Division 29 Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Division 30 Tiger Lily: Roger Taylor Division 31 Wolfgang: Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli Division 32 Zolten: Penn Jillette ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748/32 "2008-05-12T04:34:19Z")
The opening round of voting has closed. Go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9791839#post9791839) for the first round of the playoffs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-opening-round/448748.md?page=1)