# Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Round 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 12, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996 "2008-05-12T04:32:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/1 "2008-05-12T04:32:36Z")
The regular season is over and here come the playoffs. Based on past voting, here are the top 32 silliest celebrity baby names. Vote for whichever name in each pair that you think is the silliest. Voting will close at the end of Tuesday at midnight. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates vs Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey vs Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf vs Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage vs Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo vs Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence vs Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Reignbeau: Ving Rhames vs Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon vs Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza vs BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad vs Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin vs Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer vs Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive vs Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette vs Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver vs Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates vs Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/2 "2008-05-12T05:52:01Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/3 "2008-05-12T06:02:20Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/4 "2008-05-12T06:03:56Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/5 "2008-05-12T06:33:25Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Wow… Reignbeau vs Diva Muffin was the tough call of the whole tournament. Joe ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/6 "2008-05-12T10:20:23Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/7 "2008-05-12T10:44:02Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![CatInASuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@CatInASuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInASuit)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/8 "2008-05-12T11:49:06Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/9 "2008-05-12T12:38:13Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/10 "2008-05-12T13:31:02Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames \ Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ETA: It seems unfair to me that Bob Geldof and Paula Yates have three winner on my list … effin’ ringers. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/11 "2008-05-12T14:12:22Z")
Oh, BRAVO on this idea for a game. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni (this one was tough – Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is also silly, but Kyd is silly AND smug, which annoys me more) Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie (This was also difficult. I don’t think Condola is that bad – unless there is something about it that I’m not getting – and Zowie is of course ridiculous but we are talking about David Bowie, and he did it before it was trendy to give your kid a goofball name) Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/12 "2008-05-12T14:57:56Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/13 "2008-05-12T15:08:58Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/14 "2008-05-12T15:32:45Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/15 "2008-05-12T15:35:54Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Notes on votes: 1. Little Bogart lost my vote in large part because I’ve never heard of this David Puck Rainey person before, and if you’re not a big enough celebrity for most people to have heard of you, who cares if your kid has a stupid name? 2. I’m surprised and disappointed Seven Sirius won’t make the next round, but a first round matchup against Pilot Inspektor is just not fair. 3. I think it’s “Nicolas” Cage, not Nicholas. 4. I’m torn as to whether a baby with many idiotic names, but a not so bad FIRST name, is really a bad name. For instance, Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q is a ridiculous name, but “Elijah” isn’t ridiculous on its own and nobody cares what your middle name is anyway, so I’m not even sure that should have made the playoffs. Against the transcendently awful “God’Iss,” I mean, that’s no contest. 5. As hilariously stupid as Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter are, I’m starting to lead towards either David Duchovny and Teo Leoni’s “Kyd” and Rob Morrow’s “Tu” to maybe win it all. While many of these names are truly horrible, I think most are just the result of near-insane egos run wild. “Kyd” and “Tu,” however, really strike me as being genuinely cruel, names that were INTENDED as jokes. I can believe Penn Jillette named his kid Moxie Crimefighter because he’s an iconoclast (he’s said so,) that John Mellencamp named his child Speck Wildhorse because he’s an egomaniac, and that Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple because she’s just stupid. But “Kyd” and “Tu” are deliberate pranks, the sort of joke that would be mildly amusing if, say, you named your dog Dawg, but applied to a child are nasty and horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/16 "2008-05-12T17:51:56Z")
So sorry I missed round 1, but, here we go: Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/17 "2008-05-12T19:31:35Z")
I love these tournament threads! My picks are highlighted in red. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates vs Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey vs Makena’lei: Helen Hunt Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf vs Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage vs Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo vs Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence vs Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Reignbeau: Ving Rhames vs Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon vs Tallulah Pine: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza vs BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad vs Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin vs Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer vs Chance Armstrong: Larry King and Shawn Southwick Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive vs Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette vs Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver vs Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates vs Allegra Sky: John Leguizamo and Justine Maurer Man, the Paula Yates Conference is the ACC of this field… ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/18 "2008-05-12T19:33:35Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Speck Wildhorse: John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/19 "2008-05-12T19:52:20Z")
This _is_ silly, but here goes: Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon BreAzia Ranee: Olympia Scott-Richardson and Al Richardson Zowie: David and Angela Bowie Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson (nb: he wins hands down, no matter what - his rep for name picking is forever tarnished by “Blanket”) Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack Rumer: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (what’d they do, have twins?) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996/20 "2008-05-12T20:02:47Z")
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono Vox and Alison Stewart Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Reignbeau: Ving Rhames Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza Condola Phylea: Phylicia and Ahmad Rashad Prince Michael II: Michael Jackson Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-1/448996.md?page=2)