# Celebrity Baby Name Madness: Round 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 14, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246 "2008-05-14T04:14:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/21 "2008-05-14T23:51:19Z")

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)  
That’s a dog’s name

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)  
No excuse for this

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)  
Not too bad, but just spell it normally

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)  
Seriously?  
Odds-on to win the whole kit-n-kaboodle

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)  
Tough decision, but this is a bad pun up against simply a poor first/last combo.

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)  
The worst pun of all. An awful thing to do to a child.

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)  
Moxie is a normal enough name. CrimeFighter as a middle name won’t be enough to go all the way, though.

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)  
“Little” makes no sense alone, and is even worse before “Pixie”

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/22 "2008-05-15T00:32:01Z")

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Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)  
_You need three words in the name to demonstrate what a tool you are?_

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (24-2)  
_This was the hardest choice for me, but in the end I had to go with the one that makes me wonder if Nicholas Cage is living in his parents’ basement._

God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)  
_Just N’O._

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)  
_Are you naming a child or a seminar at a technical college?_

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)  
\*I have a special hate on for names that are supposed to sound “royal.” I bet the Windsors are kicking themselves for not thinking of that one. \*

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)  
_Pathetic._

Peaches Honeyblossom: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (23-3)  
_Also difficult, but I decided at least Penn Jillette comes right out and says he does weird stuff._

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)  
_I know Daisy is more of a normal name, but Daisy + BOO together is too twee to be tolerated._

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/23 "2008-05-15T01:28:54Z")

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I’m surprised that Pilot Inspektor is beating Kal-El so readily. I had figured this for the closest match-up in this round.

I’m also wondering if everyone appreciates the full silliness of God’Iss Love. It’s a double pun: Goddess Love and God Is Love. That at least shows that Lil Mo put some effort into giving her daughter a silly name. I regret finding out that her older daughter is named Heaven Love’on too late to include it in this game.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/24 "2008-05-15T02:08:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Martha Medea]  
Sternvogel - that was spooky. Exact same picks as me, exact same reasons.  
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Seems like we’re reaching a consensus in this game very easily…

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/25 "2008-05-15T03:06:31Z")

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\*\*Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)\*\*

Note: Someone voted AGAINST Pilot Inspektor? We got Scientologists here?

**God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)**

**Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)**

Note: It’s like the New England Patriots of bad baby names. Will it choke in the final?

\*\*Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)\*\*

Note: Wins over “Daisy Boo” largely because “Daisy” works as a name, sort of, but “Little,” not so much. It’s an adjective.

JOHNNY: The name’s Dangerously… Johnny Dangerously.

LIL: Did you know your last name’s an adverb?

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/26 "2008-05-15T05:16:24Z")

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Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)

Reignbeau: Ving Rhames (19-7)

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)

Daisy Boo: Jamie and Jules Oliver (16-10)

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/27 "2008-05-16T06:56:05Z")

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Did I make it in time?

If so:

Bogart Che Peyote: David “Puck” Rainey (22-4)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (22-4)

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)

Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)

Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)  
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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/28 "2008-05-16T12:30:19Z")

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (25-1)  
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf (24-2)  
God’Iss Love Stone: Lil’ Mo (16-10)  
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon (26-0)  
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (24-2)  
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer (22-4)  
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (25-1)  
Little Pixie: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (22-4)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-baby-name-madness-round-2/449246/29 "2008-05-16T12:41:52Z")

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I went to bed early last night. So I counted Shamozzle’s and RachelChristine’s votes when I got up this morning.

[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9807851#post9807851) the thread for Round 3.

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