# Celebrity Boxing Match

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923 "2006-12-13T03:42:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/1 "2006-12-13T03:42:38Z")

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Who would you like to see beat the crap out of each other in the ring?

My Pick:

Paul Teutel, Sr.  
[http://www.thewarstore.com/media/teutel.gif](http://www.thewarstore.com/media/teutel.gif)  
vs.  
Duane “Dog” Chapman

> **[Stars - e-Hawaii](https://e-hawaii.com/stars/)**
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> Stars and celebrities who have ties to Hawaii

Your ideas?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/2 "2006-12-13T14:37:16Z")

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Emo Phillips vs. Andy Dick.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/3 "2006-12-13T16:13:08Z")

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Lohan vs Hilton

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/4 "2006-12-13T19:15:31Z")

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Rosie O’Donnell vs. Hillary Clinton  
Rachel Ray vs. Nigella (rawwr!)  
Rush Limbaugh vs. Bill O’Reilly

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**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/5 "2006-12-14T01:09:04Z")

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[QUOTE=control-z]  
Rachel Ray vs. Nigella (rawwr!)  
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Yes, please!

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**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-boxing-match/383923/6 "2006-12-14T04:39:35Z")

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Would it be uncivilized to ask for  
[Anderson Silva](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_Silva) vs. [Matthew F. Hale](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_F._Hale)?