# Celebrity cleavage **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 29, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425 "2005-10-29T04:15:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/1 "2005-10-29T04:15:20Z")
The magazine “In Touch Weekly” has announced the results of its Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll. The winners are: 1. Jessica Simpson 2. Salma Hayek 3. Carmen Electra 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Halle Berry 6. Jennifer Love Hewitt 7. Scarlett Johansson 8. Mariah Carey 9. Susan Sarandon 10. Nicollette Sheridan Nothing to add, except “mmmmm boobies”. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/2 "2005-10-29T04:20:00Z")
No links? No jokes about “In Touch” magazine talking about boobies? I have taught you nothing? My only objection: Halle Berry. Awesome boobs, but I wouldn’t really call that “cleavage.” In my head “cleavage” means that the boobs have to be big enough to touch and cleave. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/3 "2005-10-29T04:30:37Z")
Wow, my list would look very different. For starters, Lacy Chabert needs some recognition. ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/4 "2005-10-29T04:34:30Z")
I agree, Lacey Chabert should be on that list. This coming from a leg man. It’s rare if I notice a woman’s chest, but yeah, Lacey is stacked. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/5 "2005-10-29T04:35:25Z")
At least 3, and possibly more on that list are silicone sisters. I know it’s a petty objection, but I think it cheapens it somehow. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/6 "2005-10-29T04:42:41Z")
If you must have a link you could try [Zipperfish’s What’s Her Bra Size](http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/bra=quiz.php) for training purposes. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/7 "2005-10-29T04:42:47Z")
[All hail me, I got a link to the cleavage thing.](http://webcenters.netscape.compuserve.com/celebrity/gallery.jsp?floc=g-bestcleavage1&gname=bestcleavage&pi=6&grurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwebcenters.netscape.compuserve.com%2Fcelebrity%2Fweekinent.jsp%3Fgal%3Dwent_weekof102305%26current%3Dwent_bestcleavage_10-27&photo=1&xad=true) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/8 "2005-10-29T04:45:36Z")
> [@](#): > > No links? No jokes about “In Touch” magazine talking about boobies? I have taught you nothing? What? You think my brain is working right now? As for links; I dunno…maybe you should try Google - you might get lucky and someone on the internet might have posted something about breasts. Personally, I was shocked by Tyra Banks’ absense on this list. We’re talking a Victoria Secrets model with two major league … television series. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/9 "2005-10-29T06:34:05Z")
Kick ass that Susan Sarandon still makes the grade – she’s 59, and still got a nice set. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![priapus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@priapus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/priapus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/10 "2005-10-29T08:11:15Z")
No Eva Mendes and they call that a list? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/11 "2005-10-29T15:14:08Z")
And [Jennifer Titty, er Tilly](http://canadianactors.info/jennifer_tilly_cleavageSHOP.jpg)? Geez! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/12 "2005-10-29T17:32:32Z")
Scarlett Johansson is one lovely young woman, but “cleavage” is not a term I associate with her. Catherine Zeta-Jones’s cleavage is currently starring in a Zorro movie with some Spanish guy; she belongs on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/13 "2005-10-29T18:16:30Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > And [Jennifer Titty, er Tilly](http://canadianactors.info/jennifer_tilly_cleavageSHOP.jpg)? Geez! No kidding! Jennifer Tilly presents the Platonic ideal of boobies. Not to mention [Jill Hennessy](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/cma-JillHennessy@LastCallwithCarsonDaly1.jpg), although I guess her profile (so to speak) isn’t high enough for this sort of top ten list. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/14 "2005-10-29T18:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > And Jennifer Titty, er Tilly? Geez! Good lord. I’d never heard of her before. Surely that cleavage just makes all others obsolete? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/15 "2005-10-29T18:26:19Z")
Jessica Simpson doesn’t really have boobs anymore.They used to be glorious though! I also think that Mariah’s funbags of fakey goodness are much nicer than Carmen’s. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/16 "2005-10-29T18:59:20Z")
Am I the only one who thought that first shot of Ms. Simpson from the waist up was taken during an especially difficult bowel movement? I believe the cylindrical object in her hand might be some kind of fancy toilet paper holder. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/17 "2005-10-29T19:04:33Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > No kidding! Jennifer Tilly presents the Platonic ideal of boobies. > > Not to mention [Jill Hennessy](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/cma-JillHennessy@LastCallwithCarsonDaly1.jpg), although I guess her profile (so to speak) isn’t high enough for this sort of top ten list. 😃 [Wow she’s 47 years old? That’s my age. I had no idea!](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000236/) ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/18 "2005-10-29T20:45:29Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Wow she’s 47 years old? That’s my age. I had no idea!](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000236/) Jill’s 37, Jennifer is 47 and I’ll take one of each thank you very much! ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/19 "2005-10-29T21:02:38Z")
Interesting how television stars get short shrift on that list, except Nicollette Sheridan’s ridiculously fake chest. [Nikki Cox](http://www.hoegermeyer.de/Pics/Wallpaper_I/Nikki_Cox.jpg), currently starring on _Las Vegas_, should be number one. GIS comes up with better pictures, but they can’t be directly linked to. Laura Prepon. Lucy Lawless. There should be a television top ten all by itself. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/20 "2005-10-29T21:03:51Z")
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