# Celebrity cleavage **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 29, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425 "2005-10-29T04:15:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/41 "2005-10-30T23:28:44Z")
Katherine Heigl? [Good point!](http://www.cinemaeye.com/index/weblog/more/322/) But nothing beats [Classic Christina Ricci!"](http://www.christinaricci.info/cgi-dodger/display.pl?buffalo66/b66_trailer_09.jpg) for sheer bustyliciousness. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/42 "2005-10-30T23:59:13Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > But nothing beats [Classic Christina Ricci!"](http://www.christinaricci.info/cgi-dodger/display.pl?buffalo66/b66_trailer_09.jpg) for sheer bustyliciousness. Except “Classic Jennifer Connelly!” –and both, sadly, have been junked for newer models. Whoever thought breast _reduction_ would be a necessity in showbiz? ---
**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/43 "2005-10-31T01:08:23Z")
Okay, I have a few problems with this list, but Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek definately deserve to be at the top. They both exhibit the qualities we desire. Likewise, Halle, Angelina, and JLH are hot and love to put _them_ out there. But as mentioned previously, Carmen Electra and Nicollette Sheridan seem like bad choices. Not just because they’re fake, but because they’re so obviously fake. I don’t see why they would make the list when Pamela Anderson was left off, or some freaky pornstar with EEEcups. And seriously, why was Pam left off, she’s the standard cleavage girl. And why Carmen Electra and not Jenny McCarthy? Mariah Carey is also another strange choice because she’s gotten so sickeningly fat. She doesn’t deserve to be on this list any more than [Star](http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=he&id=1808597583&cf=pg&photoid=544440) [Jones](http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=he&id=1808651589&cf=oscars_pg&photoid=563234). I also think Scarlett Johansson was a bad choice. She’s a nice girl, but I would never consider her hot, since she’s never played an attractive character. From what I can tell, she’s got one good photo where she showed up at the Oscars. On the other hand, Jennifer Garner, despite those little A cups, more frequently shows up with them choaking her. Lastly, Susan Sarandon shouldn’t be on the list because, well, yick, she’s old. It reminds me of that scene from “Something about Mary.” I’m impressed that she can look good at her age, but there’s a point where you have to put them away. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/44 "2005-10-31T01:16:30Z")
A huge chest does not necessarily = nice cleavage. It seems this thread has turned into who has the biggest chesticles, rather than who has the nicest cleavage. To me, cleavage is meant to be more of a tease than an overt display. For my money, [Shania Twain](http://www.house-of-harlot.com/gallery/Celebrities/Shania%20Twain%20in%20FHM%20USA%24Harlot%24000000%24FHM.jpg), [Ashley Judd](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2475/Events/2475/AshleyJudd_Vespa_2787072_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Judd,%20Ashley) and [Kate Winslet](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2883/Events/2883/KateWinsle_Grani_4538844_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winslet,%20Kate) have some of the nicest cleavage going. ---
**Author:** ![thursday\_next](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@thursday\_next](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thursday_next)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/45 "2005-10-31T13:54:13Z")
It is a crime against humanity that Jennifer Tilly was left off of the list. I’m amazed that no one has mentioned Elizabeth Shue yet. She and her breasts are starring in the new movie [Dreamer](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418647/) . One of my friends is just hopping that they aren’t teasing him in the commercial with the one shot of her leaning forward in a low cut dress. He wants more! As a side note, I’d like to thank the leg guys out there. You rock. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/46 "2005-10-31T17:20:50Z")
I just nice to see actresses with hips and chests that don’t look like twelve year old boys. Particularly ones that are carrying a relatively normal amount of weight to go along with the hips and chest. The Twiggy thing has gone on too long! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/47 "2005-10-31T17:31:35Z")
> [@emacknight](#): > > Mariah Carey is also another strange choice because she’s gotten so sickeningly fat. She doesn’t deserve to be on this list any more than > [Star](http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=he&id=1808597583&cf=pg&photoid=544440) [Jones](http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=he&id=1808651589&cf=oscars_pg&photoid=563234). Sickeningly fat? I imagine we must have _totally_ different ideas regarding what constitutes “sickeningly fat”. Mariah is far from a waif, but the girl has a flat stomach and slim legs. Oh and here are some cites from the last month or two: [Cite](http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/2005/fashionrocks/26.jpg) [Cite](http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/2005/jdbday/8.jpg) [Cite](http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/2005/uk/versace/c.jpg) [And Cite](http://www.mariahdaily.com/photogallery/2005/uk/hotel/20.jpg) Star Jones is (or was, she’s lost a lot of weight) “fat”, Mariah- not so much. Hell, if Mariah is sickeningly fat, I would like to give my right leg to be that fat 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/48 "2005-10-31T17:37:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Mariah Carey is also another strange choice because she’s gotten so sickeningly fat. She doesn’t deserve to be on this list any more than Star Jones. [This](http://webcenters.netscape.compuserve.com/celebrity/gallery.jsp?floc=g-bestcleavage8&gname=bestcleavage&pi=7&grurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwebcenters.netscape.compuserve.com%2Fcelebrity%2Fweekinent.jsp%3Fgal%3Dwent_weekof102305&photo=8) is sickeningly fat? Maybe she just has a really good photographer, but that looks just fine, to me. In fact, to damn with faint praise, she probably looks the best of any of the folks in that original list (ordinarily, I’m a fan of Halle Berry, but the photo they have up of her doesn’t do her justice). It looks to me, though, that this is less about the mammaries, and more about the clothes. Heck, in some of those dresses, I’d have cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/49 "2005-10-31T17:40:46Z")
Gotta go with **Diosa**. Mariah is many things (dumb as a stump comes to mind first), but fat is not one of them. **emack** , your taste in women is wanting. Skeletons with breasts are not attractive. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/50 "2005-10-31T18:10:17Z")
Wow. It’s funny, most of the women brought up in this thread aren’t terribly busty, IMHO. Heck, I see better on an average trip to the grocery store. My wife’s packing more than these chicks, and _I actually get to see them!_ Woohoo! 😃😃 Why, yes, I AM happily married! ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/51 "2005-10-31T18:49:01Z")
Good grief. I suppose that ogling breasts is a form of “entertainment,” so belong in this forum. It’s not exactly what I’d call an inoffensive form of entertainment,however. Therefore, in the interests of fair play, I am stating as an official Moderator Position: if the females amongst us would like start a thread about which male celebrities have the longest shlongs, this would count as “equal time.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/52 "2005-10-31T19:10:08Z")
Actually, as some have been stating that “most attractive Cleavage” doesn’t equate with “largest breasts”, strict reciprocity would require “Most Attractive Schlong” (or some such result) rather than merely “longest”. (I get the impression that “longest” alone isn’t a female ideal, although, schlong-wise, I must admit that I have no idea what _does_.) ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/53 "2005-10-31T19:33:17Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#): > > Good grief. > > I suppose that ogling breasts is a form of “entertainment,” so belong in this forum. It’s not exactly what I’d call an inoffensive form of entertainment,however. Therefore, in the interests of fair play, I am stating as an official Moderator Position: if the females amongst us would like start a thread about which male celebrities have the longest shlongs, this would count as “equal time.” At the risk of opening a _Squirm_-sized can of worms: What prompted you to make this post? What makes you think that \*only \* men are interested in this thread? What makes you think that a \*female \* should start the “equal time” thread? Why should an equal time thread even be necessary? We are discussing female entertainers aestheticly. We aren’t in the locker room talking about “boning” whoever, but having a simple, clean discussion. If someone wants to start a conversation about male celebs with tight asses, go for it. I might even read it. By the way, Jude Law is hung like a horse and a donkey taped together. ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/54 "2005-10-31T20:31:45Z")
Actually there was such a thread here just a few months ago, titled Celebrity ‘endowments’, although I don’t think that one referred to a magazine poll, just celebrity poles. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/55 "2005-10-31T20:47:41Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > OK, taking that quiz, and got as far as Jenna Van Oy when I find myself wondering… WHO CARES ABOUT HER BRA SIZE?! LOOKIT THAT BUTT! 😃 > > _ahem_ An old friend of mine’s favorite flirt line is, **“Nice anal cleavage!”** 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425/56 "2005-10-31T21:24:35Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > By the way, Jude Law is hung like a horse and a donkey taped together. Please PayPal me the cost of a new keyboard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-cleavage/328425.md?page=2)