# Celebrity couple breakups

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-couple-breakups/331006>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 14, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-couple-breakups/331006 "2005-11-14T16:49:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-couple-breakups/331006/21 "2005-11-15T01:21:07Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> I saw in the Weekly World News that Batboy and his Alien Mermaid Bride have called it quits. I’m heartbroken.

Which one will get custody of the Tragic Dog Baby?

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