# Celebrity Death Poo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 17, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235 "2017-06-17T19:06:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/1 "2017-06-17T19:06:49Z")

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[spam removed]

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/2 "2017-06-17T19:11:13Z")

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Reported.  
Though I like the truncated title this time.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/3 "2017-06-17T19:11:24Z")

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I hate celebrity death poo.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/4 "2017-06-17T19:12:22Z")

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Is this a reference to Michael Jackson shitting his pants as he expired?

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/5 "2017-06-17T19:12:55Z")

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Best spam title ever.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/6 "2017-06-17T19:13:52Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Best spam title ever.

+1

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/7 "2017-06-17T19:16:07Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> +1
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> Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

We can fling poo down there!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/8 "2017-06-17T19:18:44Z")

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Celebrity death poo, eh? Hmmm…I suppose there could be a niche market for that. But why stop there? How about Celebrity Death vomit?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/9 "2017-06-17T19:20:33Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Celebrity death poo, eh? Hmmm…I suppose there could be a niche market for that. But why stop there? How about Celebrity Death vomit?

Isn’t there already a thread about that?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/10 "2017-06-17T20:27:51Z")

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Okay, normally we delete these, but the title of this one made me laugh so hard and amused me so much, I think I’ll leave it open and undeleted. : p

Talk about a funny way the “trying to cleverly hide spam by making it look like other topics” plan backfired. This one really draws more attention to it than not.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/11 "2017-06-17T20:37:25Z")

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Is this an ad for VIPoo spray?

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-poo/789235/12 "2017-06-18T23:46:40Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Is this a reference to Michael Jackson shitting his pants as he expired?

Maybe it’s a reference to Lenny Bruce and/or Elvis Presley.
