# Celebrity Death Pool 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193 "2013-12-01T06:00:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/401 "2014-01-01T02:23:52Z")

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Here is my list, more or less.

Roger Moore  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Michael Moore  
Demi Moore  
Julianne Moore  
Shemar Moore  
Scotty Moore  
LTG Hal Moore  
Leslie Moonvies  
Les Aspin  
Les Stroud  
Lester Holt  
Richard Sanders

Alternate  
Mandy Moore  
Good news for everyone. I had Ariel Sharon since the year before he went into the coma. He is now able to rest in peace since he is off my list.

And for my own amusement I will put what would have been my list below.

[spoiler]  
Ariel Sharon  
John Mcvie  
Amy Robach  
Tony Iommi  
Jerry Lawler  
Carol Miller  
Terry Pratchett  
Gary Dourdain  
Mike Ditka  
Sam Simon  
Amanda Bynes  
Nick Stahl  
Paul Prudhomme

Alt Ethan Zohn  
Gregg Allman  
Sean Connery

Same as last year with 3 subs [/spoiler]

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/402 "2014-01-01T02:24:14Z")

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Kathy Bates  
Judy Blume  
Ryan Buell  
Anton Buslov  
Ahmed Givens  
Valerie Harper  
Don Imus  
Jay Lake  
Mary Ann Mobley  
Stefanie Powers  
Matt Roloff  
Charlotte Rae  
Curtis Sliwa

Alternates

Scruff Connors  
Marilyn Horne  
Stuart Scott

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/403 "2014-01-01T02:27:42Z")

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> [@missred](#):
>
> I’m going with the same theme as last year: members of the Grand Ol’ Opry.
> 
> I see. **Lok** has a similar theme going.

Third year, only lost George Jones so far. And I haven’t been so specific as to just get Opry members. Although it looks like I actually did without realizing it. And I didn’t know that Van Dyke was still alive. Loved The Auctioneer.

> [@Eliahna](#):
>
> 2014 is the year of my first ever themed list. Woo!
> 
> My theme is:
> 
> **Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!**
> 
> Famous Australians, or Kiwis/Poms/Yanks we claim as our own when they’re at the top of their game and immediately disown when they get the least bit embarrassing (let’s call it The Mel Gibson Effect).
> 
> [Ben Cousins, footballer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cousins)  
> [Lou Richards, footballer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Richards)  
> [Gough Whitlam, politician](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gough_Whitlam)  
> [Joan Kirner, politician](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Kirner)  
> [Anna Bligh, politician](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Bligh)  
> [Jeanne Little, entertainer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Little)  
> [Kylie Minogue, entertainer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Minogue)  
> [Colleen McCullough, author](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colleen_McCullough)  
> [Bert Newton, entertainer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Newton)  
> [Lorrae Desmond, actor](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorrae_Desmond)  
> [Matthew Newton, actor](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Newton)  
> [Judy Moran, convicted murderer/crime family matriarch](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Moran)  
> [Dawn Fraser, Olympic swimmer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Fraser)
> 
> Alts:  
> [John Farnham, singer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Farnham)  
> [John Williamson, singer](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Williamson_(singer))  
> Plain text:
> 
> Ben Cousins  
> Lou Richards  
> Gough Whitlam  
> Joan Kirner  
> Anna Bligh  
> Jeanne Little  
> Kylie Minogue  
> Colleen McCullough  
> Bert Newton  
> Lorrae Desmond  
> Matthew Newton  
> Judy Moran  
> Dawn Fraser
> 
> Alts:  
> John Farnham  
> John Williamson

You cite the Mel Gibson effect but don’t put him on your list? 😃

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/404 "2014-01-01T02:28:01Z")

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Valerie Harper  
Zac Efron  
Paul Gascoigne  
Michael Schumacher  
Philip Seymour Hoffman  
Jerry Lewis  
John McVie  
Billy Connolly  
Jennifer Arnold  
Jodie Sweetin  
Randy Travis  
Daisy Berkowitz  
Sam Simon

Alternates:  
Terry Pratchett  
Tila Tequila

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/405 "2014-01-01T02:50:12Z")

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Wow just made it on time to post my List of Immortals once again:

Barbara Bain  
Chevy Chase  
Professor Irwin Corey  
Charlie Daniels  
Ann B. Davis  
Aretha Franklin  
Ervin ‘Magic’ Johnson  
Jerry Lee Lewis  
Jerry Lewis  
Jayne Meadows  
Pat Robertson  
William Shatner  
Larry Storch

Alternates  
Alan Alda  
Rush Limbaugh  
Gene Simmons

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/406 "2014-01-01T02:55:59Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Wow just made it on time to post my List of Immortals once again:

Just made it on time? Hardly! You had three hours and ten minutes to spare! 😃

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/407 "2014-01-01T03:02:51Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
>
> Here is my list, more or less.
> 
> …Richard Sanders

Well done, sir. 😉

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/408 "2014-01-01T03:07:27Z")

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> [@stockton](#):
>
> Well done, sir. 😉

I couldn’t leave off the 5 time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/409 "2014-01-01T03:25:14Z")

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Another Mahaloth Revision:

Neil Simon  
Doyle Brunson  
Michael Schumacher  
Barbara Bush  
Jerry Lewis  
Billy Graham  
Wilko Johnson  
Clive James  
Chuck Swindoll  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
George Bush Sr.  
Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr.  
Valerie Harper

\*Barbara Bush is the Geroge Bush Sr’s wife.  
\*Billy Graham is the evangelist

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/410 "2014-01-01T03:30:23Z")

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Carl Yastrzemski  
Casey Kasem  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Valerie Harper  
Ed Asner  
Artie Lange  
Stephen Hawking  
George H. W. Bush  
Nik Wallenda  
Lindsay Lohan  
Courtney Love  
Hugh Hefner  
Danny Bonaduce

Alternates:

Alex Rodriguez  
Joan Rivers  
Ron Jeremy

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/411 "2014-01-01T03:46:16Z")

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I played in 2012 with a theme list (Saturday Night Dead- all folks assciated with SNL), and I was happy when I went scoreless. I bowed out in 2013 in an unprecedented fit of conscience. This year, I think I’ve hit upon a list I can feel good about submitting.

**Theme: A Better World**

1. Dick Cheney (former VP, Batman villain “The Penguin” lookalike)
2. David Koch (rich bastard, tied for first in the coveted, “Most purposely mispronounced name” awards)
3. Charles Koch (rich bastard, tied for first in the coveted, “Most purposely mispronounced name” awards)
4. David Miscavige (Scientology Grand Poobah)
5. Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church Grand Poobah)
6. Roger Ailes (Fox News Channel Grand Poobah)
7. Rupert Murdoch (Australian-American business magnate who leaves a trail of slime wherever he goes)
8. Rush Limbaugh (life-support system for an ego)
9. Glenn Beck (shock jock turned politically-oriented madman/snake-oil salesman)
10. Kim Jong-Un (leader of Best Korea)

Alternates:  
11. Leo Gallagher (Prop comic, hater)  
12. George Zimmerman (gun enthusiast, hater)  
13. Carrot-Top (Prop comedian, plastic surgery enthusiast)  
Plain Text:  
Dick Cheney  
David Koch  
Charles Koch  
David Miscavige  
Fred Phelps  
Roger Ailes  
Rupert Murdoch  
Rush Limbaugh  
Glenn Beck  
Kim Jong-Un

Alternates:  
Leo Gallagher  
George Zimmerman  
Carrot-Top

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/412 "2014-01-01T03:46:22Z")

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Last year, 0. The following 13 have a very good chance of making it another 365 days:

Barbara Bush  
Amanda Bynes  
Fidel Castro  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Billy Graham  
Valerie Harper  
Alexander Kröckel  
Empress Michiko  
Prince Philip  
Ariel Sharon  
Gloria Vanderbilt  
Lil Wayne  
Alternate, should one of these people not make it through the next two hours:  
Olivia De Havilland  
Bob Barker

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/413 "2014-01-01T03:48:23Z")

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Representing 4th Place in the 2013 Dead Pool:

Michael Schumacher - (January 3, 1969) bad skier  
Superstar Billy Graham - (September 10, 1943) - wrestler  
Chris Duncan - (May 5, 1981) former MLB player  
Wilco Johnson – (12 July 1947) musician  
Darren Daulton – (January 3, 1962) former baseball player  
Roger Chanoine (September 11, 1976) former NFL player  
Valerie Harper (August 22, 1939) actress  
Ayman al-Zawahiri -(June 19 1951) Al-Qaeda leader  
Willie Wood - ( Dec. 23, 1936) ex-football player  
Bashar al-Assad (Sept. 11, 1965), Syrian President  
Charles Trippy (September 2, 1984) musician, actor  
Ryan Buell (July 8, 1982) Author, producer  
Ahmad “Real” Givens (January 2, 1982) actor

Alternates:  
Kevin Turner – (June 12, 1969) former NFL player  
Buddy Ryan - (February 17, 1931) football coach  
Ethan Zohn - (November 12, 1973) Survivor winner

Clean List:  
Michael Schumacher  
Superstar Billy Graham  
Chris Duncan  
Wilco Johnson  
Darren Daulton  
Roger Chanoine  
Valerie Harper  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Willie Wood  
Bashar al-Assad  
Charles Trippy  
Ryan Buell  
Ahmad “Real” Givens

Alternates:  
Kevin Turner  
Buddy Ryan  
Ethan Zohn

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/414 "2014-01-01T03:51:39Z")

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Fidel Castro  
Raul Castro  
Kim Jong Un  
Kim Jong Nam  
Kim Jong Chul  
Kim Kyong Hi  
Dennis Rodman  
Ariel Sharon  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Dick Cheney  
Hosni Mubarak  
Valerie Harper  
Robert Mugabe

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/415 "2014-01-01T03:59:22Z")

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Still pondering if I go for Schumacher, I’m leaning towards the idea that he will make it, not a full recovery though, but his coma is an induced one and reports are that he has made a slight improvement.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/416 "2014-01-01T04:01:16Z")

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Barbara Bush  
Ariel Sharon  
Ronnie Galyon  
Linda Ronstadt  
Donnie Galyon  
Fidel Castro  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Beau Biden  
Jerry Kill  
Ryan Leaf  
Valerie Harper  
John McVie  
Daisy Berkowitz

alt

Barack Obama

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/417 "2014-01-01T04:12:03Z")

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Ryan Beull  
Sam Simon  
Valerie Harper  
Wilko Johnson  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Orlando Thomas  
Paul Gascoigne  
Stuart Scott  
Andrew Florent  
John McVie  
Brian May  
Randy Travis  
Michael Schumacher

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/418 "2014-01-01T04:45:29Z")

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> [@Lok](#):
>
> You cite the Mel Gibson effect but don’t put him on your list? 😃

Well, duh, he’s no longer Australian thanks to the Mel Gibson Effect, and thus doesn’t fit my theme 🙂

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/419 "2014-01-01T04:46:18Z")

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This is my corrected list, with some band wagons and names that I had in my main list for awhile.

Wilko Johnson  
Lil Wayne  
Helen Fawkes  
Clive James  
Peter Robbins  
Valerie Harper  
Muhammad Ali  
Sir Terry Pratchett  
Ryan Buell  
Sam Simon  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Casey Kasem  
Fred Ho

Alternates:  
Roger Moore  
Sean Connery  
Mr. Bond escaped… as usual, I did take a look and the latest news is that they are getting better or their news of their bad health were exaggerated. Still I leave them as my alternates, just in case.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/420 "2014-01-01T05:15:12Z")

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David Duchovny  
Ellen Degeneres  
Amy Adams  
Talisa Soto  
Harrison Ford  
Louis C.K.  
Isabella Rossellini  
Sharon Stone  
Theresa Russell  
Paula Prentiss  
Oprah Winfrey  
Olivia Newton John  
Lindsay Lohan

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