# Celebrity Death Pool 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193 "2013-12-01T06:00:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/141 "2013-12-10T20:52:58Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> Tommy Chong (5-24-1938) - using hemp oil to treat prostate cancer. Never a good sign.

But it’s just prostate cancer. That’s like the New Jersey Generals of cancer.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/142 "2013-12-10T21:33:03Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> But it’s just prostate cancer. That’s like the New Jersey Generals of cancer.

Yeah, but I bet the survival rate is high with physicians than hemp oil. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/143 "2013-12-10T22:24:40Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> I tried that and it hasn’t worked for me!!! All my picks this year were at LEAST ninety five years old, and so far only two have have the decency to give me points.

Hence the parenthetical part of the title. Please note that Kirk Douglas has been on my list almost ever since I started playing. Please note also that he has not dropped off my list.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/144 "2013-12-11T03:14:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Yeah, but I bet the survival rate is high with physicians than hemp oil. 🙂

Actually, there’s a real debate about whether physician-supervised treatment has better outcomes, overall, than doing nothing. Prostate cancer tends to afflict old guys (like 75 year old Tommy Chong), is slow to develop, and we can diagnose it very early; the argument is that if you don’t treat it, the patient is just as likely to die of something else before the prostate cancer can kill him. AFAICT the jury’s still out on this one.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/145 "2013-12-11T16:30:41Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Actually, there’s a real debate about whether physician-supervised treatment has better outcomes, overall, than doing nothing. Prostate cancer tends to afflict old guys (like 75 year old Tommy Chong), is slow to develop, and we can diagnose it very early; the argument is that if you don’t treat it, the patient is just as likely to die of something else before the prostate cancer can kill him. AFAICT the jury’s still out on this one.

I just picked him as an alternate because he’s going for the weird cancer treatment option. I feel so special. I’ve never submitted a list that prompted discussion before! 😃

Speaking of, if you have Rev. Billy Graham on your list, you’d better have a good alternate picked out. I live about one county over from him and the vultures are circling. There are news crews arriving, satellite trucks and all.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/146 "2013-12-11T16:48:21Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Actually, there’s a real debate about whether physician-supervised treatment has better outcomes, overall, than doing nothing. Prostate cancer tends to afflict old guys (like 75 year old Tommy Chong), is slow to develop, and we can diagnose it very early; the argument is that if you don’t treat it, the patient is just as likely to die of something else before the prostate cancer can kill him. AFAICT the jury’s still out on this one.

My Physician, the guy with hands like a catcher’s mitt, has stopped doing the exam, 🙂 as he explained to me, for the same reason.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/147 "2013-12-11T16:57:15Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> I just picked him as an alternate because he’s going for the weird cancer treatment option. I feel so special. I’ve never submitted a list that prompted discussion before! 😃

Happy to to have done my part. 🙂

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> Speaking of, if you have Rev. Billy Graham on your list, you’d better have a good alternate picked out. I live about one county over from him and the vultures are circling. There are news crews arriving, satellite trucks and all.

Mandela was worth 5 points, Graham would be worth 5 points…any other 95 year old celebs on people’s lists? (I see one, sort of: if Helmut Schmidt is alive in another 12 days, he’d be eligible for the 5-point club.)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/148 "2013-12-11T17:00:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> My Physician, the guy with hands like a catcher’s mitt, has stopped doing the exam, 🙂 as he explained to me, for the same reason.

Bet you didn’t object very strenuously!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/149 "2013-12-12T02:19:16Z")

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Baker-If you could, would you tabulate the uniques?

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/150 "2013-12-13T03:51:56Z")

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All singers/musicians except one religious leader and one actress.

Here we go for another fun filled year.

Acker Bilk  
Boyd K. Packer  
Paul Anka  
Frankie Valli  
Miley Cyrus  
Cher  
Claudine Longet  
Angie Dickinson  
Neil Young  
Liza Minelli  
Britney Spears  
Jim Nabors  
Randy Travis

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**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/151 "2013-12-13T07:03:23Z")

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Plain List of Immortals:

Lindsey Lohan  
Bob Dole  
Prince  
Valerie Harper  
Ariel Sharon  
Fidel Castro  
Ron White  
Bill Clinton  
Kirk Douglas  
George HW Bush  
Jay Z  
Jodi Arias  
Michael Douglas

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/152 "2013-12-13T11:03:23Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Baker-If you could, would you tabulate the uniques?

As of now there are 406 different names selected, 330 of which are unique. they may stay that way or they may not. For 2013 there were 610 uniquely picked names.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/153 "2013-12-13T16:59:52Z")

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Wow, would never have guessed 330 uniques!  
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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/154 "2013-12-13T19:11:34Z")

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Just a few changes from my 2013 list:

Rob Ford  
Roky Erickson  
Roger Moore  
Jenny McCarthy  
Orson Scott Card  
Tony Iommi  
Lenny Dykstra  
Sly Stone  
Robert “Sgt Slaughter” Remus  
Pet Rose  
Ed Asner  
Abe Vigoda  
Carrie Fisher

Alternates:  
Grace Slick  
Charlie Sheen

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/155 "2013-12-13T20:30:56Z")

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On my list would you please drop Cher into alternate position and add Ray Price into primary?

So my list would be:

Acker Bilk  
Boyd K. Packer  
Paul Anka  
Frankie Valli  
Miley Cyrus  
Ray Price  
Claudine Longet  
Angie Dickinson  
Neil Young  
Liza Minelli  
Britney Spears  
Jim Nabors  
Randy Travis

Alternate:  
Cher

Many thanks.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/156 "2013-12-13T21:49:55Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> Just a few changes from my 2013 list:
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> Pet Rose

Is this _ **Pete** _ Rose?😃

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/157 "2013-12-13T23:19:08Z")

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> [@Rico](#):
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> On my list would you please drop Cher into alternate position and add Ray Price into primary?
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> So my list would be:
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> Acker Bilk  
> Boyd K. Packer  
> Paul Anka  
> Frankie Valli  
> Miley Cyrus  
> Ray Price  
> Claudine Longet  
> Angie Dickinson  
> Neil Young  
> Liza Minelli  
> Britney Spears  
> Jim Nabors  
> Randy Travis
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> Alternate:  
> Cher
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> Many thanks.

Just wanted to say thanks, I missed the boat with Ray Price, who fits in to my theme. Gonna have to jump onto that bandwagon. 😃

So my newest rendition of Doomed Country Singers goes like this, switching in Ray Price for Kenny Chesney:

Don Williams  
Jim Ed Brown  
“Little” Jimmy Dickens  
Ray Price  
Tanya Tucker  
Harold Reid  
Phil Balsley  
Jimmy Fortune  
Don Reid  
LeAnn Rimes  
Charley Daniels  
Juice Newton  
Randy Travis

Alts  
Kenny Chesney  
Kenny Rogers  
Charley Pride

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/158 "2013-12-14T01:25:03Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Is this _ **Pete** _ Rose?😃

Nah, it’s pet _rock_. But as a fad, it’s been dead for ages. 😉

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/159 "2013-12-14T01:31:48Z")

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truly admire whomever it was that marketed Pet Rocks. If you can get someone to pay money for a packaged rock, well, that’s more clever than selling ice in Siberia.

I never bought one, but I saw the “adoption” papers for one, instructions on introducing your rock to it’s new home. People got PAID to sit around and think up something like that.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/160 "2013-12-14T15:48:16Z")

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OK, I’ve been playing this ferkakte game for almost a decade now, and I’ve had _one_ death. 2014 will be my year!

**There’s a bullet (or bomb or shiv or drone or whatever) with their name on it:**

1. Bernie Madoff, b. 1938.
2. Jerry Sandusky, b. 1944
3. Kim Jong-Un, b. 1983 or 1984
4. Edward Snowden, b. 1983
5. Bradley/Chelsea Manning, b. 1987
6. Alex Jones, b. 1974

**May hasten The Sweet Release of Death, by their own hand:**

1. José Canseco, b. 1964
2. Dustin Diamond, b. 1977

**The Grim Reaper comes to collect after years of drugs, partying, and life on the edge** :

1. Lindsay Lohan, b. 1986
2. Boy George, b. 1961
3. Pete Doherty, b. 1979
4. Charlie Sheen, b. 1965

**I need a 13th pick, so I’m picking a random young person with no known drug, behavior, or health issues:**

1. Dakota Fanning, b. 1994

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Plain List:

Bernie Madoff  
Jerry Sandusky  
Kim Jong-Un  
Edward Snowden  
Bradley Manning  
Alex Jones  
José Canseco  
Dustin Diamond  
Lindsay Lohan  
Boy George  
Pete Doherty  
Charlie Sheen  
Dakota Fanning

Alternates:

George HW Bush  
Bob Barker  
Woody Allen

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