# Celebrity Death Pool 2014

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193 "2013-12-01T06:00:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![arara123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@arara123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arara123)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/161 "2013-12-15T01:52:44Z")

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Long time listener, first time player. Mine are all from the political arena, some more well-known than others… Mods, if any choice is too obscure I’ll replace it.

Here’s my list:

1. Pervez Musharraf, former President of Pakistan
2. Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
3. Kim Jong-un, Dear Leader II of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
4. Ri Sol-ju, wife of Kim Jong-un and former [del]K-Pop star[/del] DPRK-Pop star
5. Viktor F. Yanukovych, President of Ukraine
6. Dmitry Medvedez, Prime Minister of Russia, former President of Russia
7. Ariel Sharon, former Prime Minister of Israel
8. Michel Djotodia, President of Central African Republic
9. Joseph Kabila, President of Democratic Republic of the Congo, son of Laurent Kabila
10. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Former Head of Government of Mexico City and perennial Mexican president candidate
11. Dick Cheney, former Vice-President of the United States of America
12. Chris Christie, Governor of the state of New Jersey
13. Villy Soevndal, Foreign Minister of Denmark

Alternates  
Tom Petty, musician  
Bob Dylan, musician  
John Prine, musician

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Clean list:

1. Pervez Musharraf
2. Vladimir Putin
3. Kim Jong-un
4. Ri Sol-ju
5. Viktor F. Yanukovych
6. Dmitry Medvedez
7. Ariel Sharon
8. Michel Djotodia
9. Joseph Kabila
10. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador
11. Dick Cheney
12. Chris Christie
13. Villy Soevndal

Alternates:  
Tom Petty  
Bob Dylan  
John Prine

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/162 "2013-12-15T04:11:15Z")

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A friendly request to players. Please read the OP to be sure your plain list is in the requested format. I won’t disqualify anyone who doesn’t, but changing the format is extra work for me, especially the last couple days of the month.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/163 "2013-12-15T13:32:54Z")

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Well, I missed the Secret Santa exchange, but some would argue that this is the better Doper activity anyway, since the joy lasts all year long.

William Shatner  
Valerie Harper  
Dick Van Dyke  
Barbara Walters  
George H. W. Bush  
Kareem Abdul Jabar  
Warren Buffet  
Rosie O’Donnell  
Michael Douglas  
Bob Newhart  
John McCain  
Robert Mugabe  
Harper Lee

Alternates:  
Dan Rather  
John Williams (composer)

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/164 "2013-12-16T02:18:11Z")

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With the death of Joan Fontaine, I would like to promote one Mr. Hosni Mubarak from alternate to main list.

Dammit, Joan, would it have killed you to wait a couple more weeks?

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/165 "2013-12-16T06:01:24Z")

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New list

Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Kat Williams  
Lyndsay Lohan  
Lil’ Wayne  
Maggie Smith  
Tila Tequila  
Andy Dick  
Miley Cyrus  
Randy Travis  
Donald Glover  
Ronnie Spector  
Zac Efron  
Bradley Manning

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**Author:** ![Doug\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Doug\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_T)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/166 "2013-12-16T06:31:04Z")

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Ray Price (still alive tho rumored dead, he is very ill )  
Miley Cyrus  
Warren Buffet  
George HW Bush  
Mike Sandlock (former major league baseball player)  
Wally Westlake (former major league baseball player)  
Lady Gaga  
Jimmy Carter  
TG Sheppard  
Macauley Caulkin  
George Clooney  
Jane Fonda  
Oliver Stone

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/167 "2013-12-16T13:31:03Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> Dammit, Joan, would it have killed you to wait a couple more weeks?

Well… apparently, _yes_. 😉

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/168 "2013-12-16T14:27:43Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Well… apparently, _yes_. 😉

😃

I did that on purpose.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/169 "2013-12-16T15:05:58Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> Is this _ **Pete** _ Rose?😃

:smack:

Yes, that’s Pete Rose!

Thanks!

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/170 "2013-12-16T17:32:11Z")

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1. Ray Price (b. Jan 12, 1926), country singer
2. Ronnie Biggs (Aug. 8, 1929), Great Train Robber/veteran from my first ever death pool list
3. Valerie Harper (Aug 22, 1939), actress
4. Lynne Stewart (Oct. 8, 1939), former attorney for radicals/imprisoned for perjury
5. Superstar Billy Graham (June 7, 1943), pro wrestler
6. Tom Dempsey (Jan. 12, 1947), football kicker
7. Wilko Johnson (July 12, 1947), guitarist from pub-rock band Dr. Feelgood
8. Ayman al-Zawahiri (June 19, 1951), al-Qaeda leader/likely drone target
9. Slim Dunlap (Aug 14, 1951), replaced Bob Stinson in the Replacements\*
10. Sam Simon (June 6, 1955), Simpsons producer
11. Scott Thorson (Jan. 23, 1959), Liberace’s chauffeur/lover
12. Daisy Berkowitz (April 28, 1968), former Marilyn Manson member
13. Lil’ Wayne (Sept. 27, 1982), rapper

Alternates (Since Ray Price has already been declared dead once this month; a second time might stick):

1. George H.W. Bush (June 12, 1924), former president
2. Linday Lohan (July 2, 1986), actress/27 Club candidate

\*I should keep him in the wings until my inevitable Dec 31 list re-jiggering so he can be a replacement three times over

Clean List:  
Ray Price  
Ronnie Biggs  
Valerie Harper  
Lynne Stewart  
Superstar Billy Graham  
Tom Dempsey  
Wilko Johnson  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Slim Dunlap  
Sam Simon  
Scott Thorson  
Daisy Berkowitz  
Lil’ Wayne

Alternates:  
George H. W. Bush  
Lindsay Lohan

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**Author:** ![chargerrich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chargerrich/32/5399_2.png) [@chargerrich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chargerrich)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/171 "2013-12-16T19:38:15Z")

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Year Number Two for me…

1. Louie Anderson - comedian and perv
2. Artie Lang - comedian and coke slug
3. John Goodman - awesome in alpha house
4. Ralphie May - comedian
5. Darlene Cates - Mom in Gilbert Grape

… seeing a trend here?

1. Valerie Harper - this almost feels like cheating ☹
2. Gary Busey - its time
3. Randy Travis - hard life
4. Burt Reynolds - looked frail in that horrible episode of fast and loud
5. Ed Furlong - him or McCauley in 14!
6. Frankie Muniz - vrrooom
7. Bobby Brown - its his perogative
8. Tom Sizemore - see 8 and multiply

Alternates

1. Courtney Love
2. Zakk Wylde
3. Andy Dick  
Clean List

Louie Anderson - comedian and perv  
Artie Lang - comedian and coke slug  
John Goodman - awesome in alpha house  
Ralphie May - comedian  
Darlene Cates - Mom in Gilbert Grape  
Valerie Harper - my only female? WTF?  
Gary Busey - its time  
Randy Travis - hard life  
Burt Reynolds - looked frail in that horrible episode of fast and loud  
Ed Furlong - him or McCauley in 14!  
Frankie Muniz - vrrooom  
Bobby Brown - its his perogative  
Tom Sizemore - see 8 and multiply

Alternates

Courtney Love  
Zakk Wylde  
Andy Dick

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**Author:** ![chargerrich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chargerrich/32/5399_2.png) [@chargerrich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chargerrich)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/172 "2013-12-16T19:49:15Z")

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Screwed up my clean list ☹

Clean List

Louie Anderson  
Artie Lang  
John Goodman  
Ralphie May  
Darlene Cates  
Valerie Harper  
Gary Busey  
Randy Travis  
Burt Reynolds  
Ed Furlong  
Frankie Muniz  
Bobby Brown  
Tom Sizemore

Alternates

Courtney Love  
Zakk Wylde  
Andy Dick

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**Author:** ![jeezums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jeezums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeezums)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/173 "2013-12-16T22:36:01Z")

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John McVie  
Valerie Harper  
Tommy Chong  
Steven Adler  
Pete Doherty  
Louie Anderson  
Robbie Coltrane  
Nile Rodgers  
Edward Furlong  
Bobby Brown  
Tom Sizemore  
Andy Dick  
Dwight Gooden

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/174 "2013-12-16T22:46:28Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> 😃
> 
> I did that on purpose.

I was a straight man in a previous incarnation. 😉

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/175 "2013-12-17T01:11:21Z")

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Doug T, Ray Price has died and you have no alternates,

Walter Mitty, Joan Fontaine has died and you have no alternates.

You can fill in the blank up until 12/31

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/176 "2013-12-17T03:05:45Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Doug T, Ray Price has died and you have no alternates,
> 
> Walter Mitty, Joan Fontaine has died and you have no alternates.
> 
> You can fill in the blank up until 12/31

Resistance is futile.

Dammit, is he\* really, truly dead \*this time?  
dammit.

🙂

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**Author:** ![WalterMitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/51bf81/32.png) [@WalterMitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WalterMitty)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/177 "2013-12-17T17:27:15Z")

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Just saw the news about Joan Fontaine.

```
 Here's my revised list:

```

1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Valerie Harper
3. Mickey Rooney
4. Barbara Bush
5. Doris Day
6. Roman Polaski
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Burt Reynolds
9. Eli Wallach
10. Clint Eastwood
11. Larry King
12. King Abdullah, Saudi Arabia
13. Norman Lloyd

Alternates:

Kim Novak  
Sidney Poitier  
Kirk Douglas

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/178 "2013-12-17T18:11:32Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Dammit, is he\* really, truly dead \*this time?
> 
> 🙂

He’s just pining for the Country Music Awards. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/179 "2013-12-17T19:43:26Z")

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> [@WalterMitty](#):
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> Just saw the news about Joan Fontaine.
> 
> ```
> Here's my revised list:
> 
> ```
> 
> 1. Dick Van Dyke
> 2. Valerie Harper
> 3. Mickey Rooney
> 4. Barbara Bush
> 5. Doris Day
> 6. Roman Polaski
> 7. Jimmy Carter
> 8. Burt Reynolds
> 9. Eli Wallach
> 10. Clint Eastwood
> 11. Larry King
> 12. King Abdullah, Saudi Arabia
> 13. Norman Lloyd
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> Kim Novak  
> Sidney Poitier  
> Kirk Douglas

Thanks for revising your list so you weren’t one short. But if you should need to revise it yet again,(these things happen:D) could you please remember to leave of the numbers? Thank you.

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2014/675193/180 "2013-12-18T02:11:15Z")

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OK, the “27 club” theme from this year was a major bust, but I kind of expected…sooo…I’m back to going for low hanging fruit this year 🙂

Wilko Johnson  
Mary Valastro  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Ariel Sharon  
Valerie Harper  
George HW Bush  
John Glenn  
Sam Simon  
Billy Graham  
Michael Douglas  
Manuel Noriega  
Dick Van Dyke  
Whitey Bulger

## Alternates: Jerry Sandusky Lindsay Lohan Clint Eastwood

Yes, Billy Graham the preacher

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