# Celebrity Death Pool 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993 "2014-12-01T02:10:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/281 "2014-12-29T05:58:59Z")

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Justin Bieber  
Shia Lebeouf  
Amanda Bynes  
Bruce Jenner  
Muhammad Ali  
Stephen Hawking  
Clive James  
Valerie Harper  
Albert Finney  
Hosni Mubarak  
Fidel Castro  
Jerry Lewis  
George H.W. Bush

Alternates:  
Randy Travis  
Kirk Douglas

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/282 "2014-12-29T14:52:44Z")

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[Roy Douglas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Douglas)  
[Carl Falck](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Falck)  
[Günter Fronius](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BCnter_Fronius)  
[Irving Kahn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Kahn)  
[Abdul Rashid Khan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Rashid_Khan)  
[Sakari Momoi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakari_Momoi)  
[Misao Okawa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misao_Okawa)  
[Richard Arvine Overton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Arvine_Overton)  
[Isabel Rosado](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel_Rosado)  
[Zoltan Sarosy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoltan_Sarosy)  
[Shivakumara Swami](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivakumara_Swami)  
[Gertrude Weaver](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gertrude_Weaver)  
[Zhou Youguang](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhou_Youguang)

Alternates:

[Jeralean Talley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeralean_Talley)  
[Susannah Mushatt Jones](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susannah_Mushatt_Jones)  
[Bernice Madigan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernice_Madigan)  
[Yasutaro Koide](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasutaro_Koide)  
[Manoel de Oliveira](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manoel_de_Oliveira)

Roy Douglas  
Carl Falck  
Günter Fronius  
Irving Kahn  
Abdul Rashid Khan  
Sakari Momoi  
Misao Okawa  
Richard Arvine Overton  
Isabel Rosado  
Zoltan Sarosy  
Shivakumara Swami  
Gertrude Weaver  
Zhou Youguang

Alternates:

Jeralean Talley  
Susannah Mushatt Jones  
Bernice Madigan  
Yasutaro Koide  
Manoel de Oliveira

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/283 "2014-12-29T15:01:40Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> [Roy Douglas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Douglas)  
> [Carl Falck](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Falck)  
> [Günter Fronius](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BCnter_Fronius)  
> [Irving Kahn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Kahn)  
> [Abdul Rashid Khan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Rashid_Khan)  
> [Sakari Momoi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakari_Momoi)  
> [Misao Okawa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misao_Okawa)  
> [Richard Arvine Overton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Arvine_Overton)  
> [Isabel Rosado](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel_Rosado)  
> [Zoltan Sarosy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoltan_Sarosy)  
> [Shivakumara Swami](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivakumara_Swami)  
> [Gertrude Weaver](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gertrude_Weaver)  
> [Zhou Youguang](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhou_Youguang)
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> [Jeralean Talley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeralean_Talley)  
> [Susannah Mushatt Jones](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susannah_Mushatt_Jones)  
> [Bernice Madigan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernice_Madigan)  
> [Yasutaro Koide](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasutaro_Koide)  
> [Manoel de Oliveira](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manoel_de_Oliveira)
> 
> Roy Douglas  
> Carl Falck  
> Günter Fronius  
> Irving Kahn  
> Abdul Rashid Khan  
> Sakari Momoi  
> Misao Okawa  
> Richard Arvine Overton  
> Isabel Rosado  
> Zoltan Sarosy  
> Shivakumara Swami  
> Gertrude Weaver  
> Zhou Youguang
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> Jeralean Talley  
> Susannah Mushatt Jones  
> Bernice Madigan  
> Yasutaro Koide  
> Manoel de Oliveira

You’ll probably be the first DP player to end with a seriously negative score.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/284 "2014-12-29T15:06:47Z")

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Clever. With that list, you might need a few more alternates.

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/285 "2014-12-29T15:34:20Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
>
> You’ll probably be the first DP player to end with a seriously negative score.

Yes, but only one of my 2014 picks has died; I should do better than that in 2015.

> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Clever. With that list, you might need a few more alternates.

I’m unlikely to lose more than five in the next 63 hours.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/286 "2014-12-29T16:17:36Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> I’m unlikely to lose more than five in the next 63 hours.

🙂

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/287 "2014-12-29T16:47:36Z")

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Alright, here is my list, otherwise known as the guarantee of longevity:  
Kim Kardashian- one less to keep up with  
Kim Jong Un- mysteriously dies before producing young 'uns.  
Dick Cheney- oh please if I only get one right  
Glen Campbell- sad enough that it might be merciful  
Goldie Hawn- way out of left field on this one  
Arnold Schwarzenegger- Terminated  
Stevie Wonder- Never saw it coming  
Vladimir Putin- Another mysterious death  
Pope Emeritus Benedict-  
Alex Rodriguez- Dirty needle  
Charlie Watts- The Stone you might least suspect to go first  
Dale Earnhardt Jr- Just like his dad  
Chris Christie- has heart attack and dies as ambulance is stuck in traffic

Alternates  
Barbara Bush- the elder, not W’s kid  
George W. Bush  
Laura Bush  
Clean List  
Kim Kardashian  
Kim Jong Un  
Dick Cheney  
Glen Campbell  
Goldie Hawn  
Arnold Schwarzenegger  
Stevie Wonder  
Vladimir Putin  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Alex Rodriguez  
Charlie Watts  
Dale Earnhardt Jr  
Chris Christie

Alternates  
Barbara Bush  
George W. Bush  
Laura Bush

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/288 "2014-12-29T17:11:43Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Wilko Johnson  
> Sam Simon  
> Tim LaHaye  
> Ian Mcneice  
> Billy Graham  
> Tracy Morgan  
> Terry Pratchett  
> Valerie Harper  
> Fidel Castro  
> George HW Bush  
> Joost van der Westhuizen  
> Zsa Zsa Gabor  
> Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr.

Heh. I almost picked Wilko Johnson, until I read that an 11 hour surgery cured his cancer. I thought he was a sure thing.

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/289 "2014-12-29T18:06:35Z")

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Brian Mulroney  
Leonard Cohen  
Gordon Lightfoot  
George Bush Sr.  
Jian Gomeshi  
Mick Jagger  
Kieth Richards  
Dali Lama  
Justin Bieber  
Franky Muniz

Let’s see if I can beat my record of one 🙂

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/290 "2014-12-29T18:10:17Z")

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> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#):
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> Brian Mulroney  
> Leonard Cohen  
> Gordon Lightfoot  
> George Bush Sr.  
> Jian Gomeshi  
> Mick Jagger  
> Kieth Richards  
> Dali Lama  
> Justin Bieber  
> Franky Muniz
> 
> Let’s see if I can beat my record of one 🙂

You need three more.

> [@Baker](#):
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> The Rules:
> 
> 1. You pick 13 celebrities (that’s thirteen, not ten) whom you predict will die within the calendar year 2015.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/291 "2014-12-29T19:04:01Z")

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Ye olde 2015 list…

Jules Bianchi, Grand Prix driver  
Joey Buttafuco, Humbert Humbert to the “Long Island Lolita”  
Rob Ford, crackhead ex-Toronto mayor  
Jeff Golub, jazz/blues guitarist  
Valerie Harper, “Rhoda” star  
Don Imus, radio rabble rouser  
Gladys Knight, queen of the Pips  
Mary Tyler Moore, TV icon  
Morrissey, alternative singer (and everything else)  
Bryan Murray, NHL coach and GM  
Ron Popeil, king of “As Seen On TV” schlock  
Stuart Scott, ESPM anchor  
Sam Simon, “Simpsons” co-creator

Alternates:  
Gordie Howe, hockey legend  
Artie Lange, ex-“Howard Stern Show” lackey  
Terry Pratchett, “Discworld” author  
Clean List:

Jules Bianchi  
Joey Buttafuco  
Rob Ford  
Jeff Golub  
Valerie Harper  
Don Imus  
Gladys Knight  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Morrissey  
Bryan Murray  
Ron Popeil  
Stuart Scott  
Sam Simon

Alternates:  
Gordie Howe  
Artie Lange  
Terry Pratchett

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/292 "2014-12-29T19:40:44Z")

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Trying again.

Tom Brokaw  
Valerie Harper  
Michael Douglas  
Sharon Jones (singer)  
Stuart Scott  
Wilko Johnson  
Rob Ford (Toronto Mayor)  
Judy Blume  
Michael C Hall  
Lance Armstrong  
John McCain  
Ethan Zohn  
Don Imus  
Jim Kelly  
John McVie  
Morrissey

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/293 "2014-12-29T19:49:55Z")

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**Andrew21** , could you please PM me? I couldn’t find a contact address in your profile.

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**Author:** ![1b3bz18c9ed269201](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1b3bz18c9ed269201](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1b3bz18c9ed269201)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/294 "2014-12-29T21:06:26Z")

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Rev. Billy Graham  
Fidel Castro  
Kirk Douglas  
Roger Daltry  
Barbara Walters  
Rosalynn Carter  
Nancy Reagan  
Arnold Palmer  
Muhammad Ali  
Clint Eastwood  
Harper Lee  
Henry Kissinger  
Dennis Rodman

I won’t get many points but hope to make it up in volume.

Roger Daltry - because even he is surprised he is still alive  
Rosalynn Carter - because she is generally forgotten and who knows?  
Harper Lee - because nobody else will have her  
Dennis Rodman - because he is messing around where he doesn’t belong … oh, and the long history of drug and alcohol abuse.  
Everybody else on the list is just wore-out

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/295 "2014-12-29T21:11:17Z")

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> [@1b3bz18c9ed269201](#):
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> Harper Lee - because nobody else will have her

you do realize, don’t you, that those of us who haven’t posted our lists yet will now be adding Harper Lee to them just as a 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/296 "2014-12-29T21:29:45Z")

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My Immortals for 2015 are:  
Joost van der Westhuizen, former South African rugby player  
Sam Simon, 57, Director, producer, writer  
Martin Crowe, 52, New Zealand Cricket player  
Steve Byrnes, 53, NASCAR announcer  
Stephen Slevin, 59, Prisoner in solitary two years, 15.5 million settlement  
Ryan Daniel Buell, 31, Paranormal State  
Dana Rinehart, 68, former mayor of Columbus, Ohio  
Dave Rose, 56, BYU coach  
Carolyn Mccarthy, 69, US Representative from New York 4th district  
Bill Gallagher, 54, Montana PSC director  
Valerie Harper, 74, actress  
Bryan Murray, Hockey Manager Ottawa Senators  
Jennifer Reali, 54, Fatal attraction killer.

Alternate:  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Suprene court, 80

Clean List

Joost van der Westhuizen  
Sam Simon  
Martin Crowe  
Steve Byrnes  
Stephen Slevin  
Ryan Daniel Buell  
Dana Rinehart  
Dave Rose  
Carolyn Mccarthy  
Bill Gallagher  
Valerie Harper  
Bryan Murray  
Jennifer Reali

Alternate:  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/297 "2014-12-29T21:56:53Z")

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Ready or not!

1. Gene Wilder, actor
2. Richard Adams, author
3. Jerry Lewis, comedian
4. Brandon Novak, skateboarder
5. Richard Simmons, fitness guy
6. Rob Ford, Canadian politician
7. Terry Pratchett, author
8. Malcolm Young, rock musician
9. Vivian Campbell, rock musician
10. Bret Michaels, rock musician
11. Justin Bieber, whippersnapper
12. George Herbert Walker Bush, ex-president
13. Sam Simons, Simpsons co-creator

Alternate: Chris Christie, New Jersey governor

* * *

Clean list:

Gene Wilder  
Richard Adams  
Jerry Lewis  
Brandon Novak  
Richard Simmons  
Rob Ford  
Terry Pratchett  
Malcolm Young  
Vivian Campbell  
Bret Michaels  
Justin Bieber  
George H.W. Bush  
Sam Simons

Chris Christie

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/298 "2014-12-29T22:02:44Z")

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I’ve been following the Death Pool a few years, and this year I’ve decided to play. Here goes . . .

Fidel Castro, because he’s old, and . . . yeah, that’s pretty much it.  
Dick Cheney, because maybe there is a God.  
Elizabeth II, because she’s _also_ old.  
George H W Bush, because waitaminute - he’s still alive?!  
Arethra Franklin  
Cormac McCarthy, because being a great writer seems to shorten your lifespan.  
Phillip Roth, same reason.  
Charles Manson - marriage can put a lot of stress of a person.  
Bill Cosby, for rather obvious reasons.  
BB King, for the same reason as Mr. Bush.  
Eric Clapton - random guess.  
Stephen Hawking  
Kim Jong Un, because he sure is surrounded by a lot of ambitious people with rather defective moral compasses . . .  
Alternate: Bieber, 'cause what the hell.

I refuse to put either Terry Pratchett or Paul McCartney on because, though Sir Terry especially would be a good bet, I’m not _that_ morbid. I think.

Clean List:

Fidel Castro  
Dick Cheney  
Elizabeth II  
George H W Bush  
Aretha Franklin  
Cormac McCarthy  
Phillip Roth  
Charles Manson  
Bill Cosby  
BB King  
Eric Clapton  
Stephen Hawking  
Kim Jong Un

Justin Bieber

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/299 "2014-12-29T22:04:23Z")

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Here we go!

1. Sam Simon – co-developer of the Simpsons
2. Stan Lee – godfather of Marvel
3. Ryan Buell – “Paranormal researcher”
4. Jerry Jones – Cowboys owner
5. Jerry Gaskill – King’s X drummer\*
6. Wilko Johnson – Badass guitarist\*
7. Glen Campbell – Country singer\*
8. George H.W. Bush – Former president
9. Hosni Mubarak – Former president of Egypt
10. Eric Berry – Football player\*
11. Steve Byrnes – Fox Nascar commentator\*
12. Muhammad Ali – Boxer
13. David Quessenberry – Football player\*  
First alternate: Reverend Donald Wildmon – Raging Douchebag  
\*New to this year’s list

Clean list:

Sam Simon  
Stan Lee  
Ryan Buell  
Jerry Jones  
Jerry Gaskill  
Wilko Johnson  
Glen Campbell  
George H.W. Bush  
Hosni Mubarak  
Eric Berry  
Steve Byrnes  
Muhammad Ali  
David Quessenberry

Reverend Donald Wildmon

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/300 "2014-12-29T23:16:59Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> I refuse to put either Terry Pratchett or Paul McCartney on because, though Sir Terry especially would be a good bet, I’m not _that_ morbid. I think.

Some folks, however, have no scruples.  
Leonard Nimoy? Gene Wilder?  
Oh, the shame!  
🙂

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