# Celebrity Death Pool 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993 "2014-12-01T02:10:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/321 "2014-12-30T12:43:52Z")

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> [@sir\_viks](#):
>
> George H W Bush  
> Sam Simon  
> Valerie Harper  
> Jerry Lewis  
> Dick Cheney  
> Rob Ford  
> Artie Lange  
> Hank Aaron  
> Courtney Love  
> Stephen Hawking
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> Ed Asner  
> Dick Van Dyke  
> Fidel Castro

You get 13 picks, not ten.

Holy cow – one day to go!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/322 "2014-12-30T13:11:40Z")

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Abner Mikva  
Mario M. Cuomo  
Gordie Howe  
George Shultz  
Lee Iacocca  
Marty Allen  
Christopher Lee  
Henry Kissinger  
Jerry Lee Lewis  
Dan Walker  
Hal Holbrook  
John Glenn  
Olivia de Havilland

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/323 "2014-12-30T13:22:51Z")

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Stig has been dead for ages honestly. 😉

OK, here’s my list:

Muhammad Ali  
George H.W. Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Valerie Harper  
Rob Ford  
Sam Simon  
Stuart Scott  
Steve Byrnes  
Wilko Johnson  
Clive James  
Bill Gallagher  
Bret Michaels  
Brittany Daniel

Alternates:

Kim Jong-Un  
Amanda Bynes  
Daisy Berkowitz

Notes:  
Bill Gallagher is the chair of the Montana Public Service Commission.  
Stuart Scott and Steve Byrnes are TV sports announcers.  
Bret Michaels was the frontman for the rock group Poison.  
Brittany Daniel is the actress (Sweet Valley High, The Game).

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/324 "2014-12-30T14:53:07Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
>
> Some folks, however, have no scruples.  
> Leonard Nimoy? Gene Wilder?  
> Oh, the shame!

I have to put Gene Wilder on my list because he’s been on it for years and I’m too superstitious to take him off. I would gladly forfeit any points or Death Pool glory to keep Mr. Wilder alive.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/325 "2014-12-30T15:13:39Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> I have to put Gene Wilder on my list because he’s been on it for years and I’m too superstitious to take him off. I would gladly forfeit any points or Death Pool glory to keep Mr. Wilder alive.

An excellent point, Sir.  
You have may most sincere apologies.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/326 "2014-12-30T15:46:01Z")

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I’m not a “sir”, I’m a “ma’am”!

Well, no I’m not, but I’m a lady.

Well, no I’m not, but…well, you get the picture! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/327 "2014-12-30T15:47:47Z")

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They ARE macadamia nuts!

George H. W. Bush (12 June 1924)  
Valeria Harper (22 August 1939)  
Fidel Castro (13 August 1926)  
Sam Simon (6 June 1955)  
Jimmy Carter (1 October 1924)  
Muhammad Ali (17 January 1942)  
Nancy Reagan (6 July 1921)  
Dick Cheney (30 January 1941)  
Lindsay Lohan (2 July 1986)  
Billy Graham - e (November 7, 1918)  
Jerry Lewis (16 March 1926)  
Pope Emeritus Benedict (16 April 1927)  
Mary Tyler Moore (29 December 1936)  
—Alt  
Rob Ford (28 May 1969)  
Clean list:  
George H. W. Bush  
Valeria Harper  
Fidel Castro  
Sam Simon  
Jimmy Carter  
Muhammad Ali  
Nancy Reagan  
Dick Cheney  
Lindsay Lohan  
Billy Graham - e  
Jerry Lewis  
Pope Emeritu  
Mary Tyler Moore  
—Alt  
Rob Ford

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/328 "2014-12-30T15:54:50Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> _Sigh_
> 
> **JohnT** , you have sixteen in your list. It’s supposed to be thirteen. Until I hear from you I’m going to keep your list as it was in post # 114. Please, again, re-read Rule #1 and Rule #8 in the OP.

I will say I’m still seeing lists of 13 and 3’s, ala **RTFirefly** , etc.

Anyway, to be clear, here’s my final list of 13:

Pat Summit  
Bill Cosby  
Bret Michaels  
Linda Ronstadt  
Pat Buchanan  
Rush Limbaugh  
Angela Lansbury  
Warren Buffett  
Larry McMurtry  
Francis Ford Coppola  
Morrisey  
Danny Glover  
Valerie Harper

Jimmy Carter  
Joan Lunden  
Alan Greenspan

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/329 "2014-12-30T16:10:59Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
>
> I’m not a “sir”, I’m a “ma’am”!
> 
> Well, no I’m not, but I’m a lady.
> 
> Well, no I’m not, but…well, you get the picture! 🙂

Yes, Ma’am.  
Again I apologize, Ma’am.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/330 "2014-12-30T16:13:15Z")

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Proofreading is a lost art.

Resubmitting the clean list.

George H. W. Bush  
Valeria Harper  
Fidel Castro  
Sam Simon  
Jimmy Carter  
Muhammad Ali  
Nancy Reagan  
Dick Cheney  
Lindsay Lohan  
Billy Graham - e  
Jerry Lewis  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Mary Tyler Moore  
—Alt  
Rob Ford  
Sorry about the double work, Baker.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/331 "2014-12-30T16:22:05Z")

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Given her high profile position in the Episcopal Church as the Bishop Suffragan of Baltimore and her apparent raging alcoholism, I suspect Heather Cook will come down with a bad case of suicide after she dries out and realizes she faces vehicular homicide charges for hitting (and running from the scene) a cyclist over the weekend.

Please drop Judy Blume from my list, and add Heather Cook. Clean list:

Heather Cook  
Tony Iommi  
Lynne Stewart  
Beau Biden  
Valerie Harper  
Jim Kelly  
Tom Brokaw  
Rob Ford  
Steve Byrnes  
Al Sharpton  
Phil Specter  
Sam Simon  
Ian McKellan

Alternates:  
Randy Travis  
Mari Hulman George  
Note: in case previous post was missed, Jim Kelly refers to the QB.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/332 "2014-12-30T17:38:18Z")

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Once again, my theme is people who refuse to die:

Dana Carvey  
Fidel Castro  
Michael Douglas  
Richard Dreyfuss  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Judith Krantz  
Robert Loggia  
Gina Lollobrigida  
John McLaughlin  
Gerald McRaney  
Frankie Muniz  
John Paul Stevens  
Brian Wilson

Note that John McLaughlin is the host of The McLaughlin Group, and Brian Wilson is the Beach Boy.

Alternates:

Liza Minelli  
George H.W. Bush

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/333 "2014-12-30T18:06:29Z")

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Oh wise and powerful **Baker**. Any chance of a recap of the top picks sometime later today? I thank thee graciously in advance. 😉 😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/334 "2014-12-30T18:18:37Z")

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It’s “Thee”, suckup breath.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/335 "2014-12-30T19:39:43Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Oh wise and powerful **Baker**. Any chance of a recap of the top picks sometime later today? I thank thee graciously in advance. 😉 😃

These are the top thirteen, as it stands while I type this.

George H.W. Bush 33  
Valerie Harper 28  
Fidel Castro 26  
Sam Simon 20  
Muhammad Ali 18  
Jimmy Carter 17  
Dick Cheney 15  
Lindsay Lohan 14  
Billy Graham-e 13  
Nancy Reagan 12  
Mary Tyler Moore 11  
Rob Ford 10  
Stephen Hawking 10

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/336 "2014-12-30T20:20:43Z")

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Thank you, oh wise and beautiful Deathmistress

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**Author:** ![Ruby\_Slippers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/94ad74/32.png) [@Ruby\_Slippers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby_Slippers)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/337 "2014-12-30T20:21:27Z")

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OK, my first time out. No particular theme, although there are only a few I’d be sad to see go:

Orson Scott Card  
Fidel Castro  
Michele Bachmann  
Glen Campbell  
Pat Boone  
Randy Quaid  
Dick Cheney  
Keith Richards  
Jerry Lewis  
Rush Limbaugh  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Jerry Springer  
Timothy Loehmann

(Loehmann is the police officer who shot Tamir Rice in Cleveland. According to news reports, he’s 26, but I didn’t find a birthdate.)

No alternates – I had a hard enough time coming up with this list and I’ve probably guaranteed them all at least one more year.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/338 "2014-12-30T20:34:06Z")

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I was going to hold out till the last minute but I know I would probably forget.

Last year’s themed list was slightly clever but was a total bust. This year is a mixture from old lists and some new picks. Copy at your own peril since past performance proves I suck at this game.

[ol]  
[li]Stuart Scott ESPN personality[/li][li]Jim Kelly NFL great[/li][li]Amy Robach GMA host[/li][li]Miguel Ferrer actor/Clooney cousin[/li][li]Jerry Lawler ex-wrestler[/li][li]Gary Dourdan CSI actor[/li][li]Jake “The Snake” Roberts ex-wrestler (but probably wrestling somewhere)[/li][li]Lemmy Kilmister Motorhead singer[/li][li]Hal Moore retired general/author hold over from themed list[/li][li]Scott Stapp loopy singer[/li][li]Bart Starr NFL great[/li][li]Nick Stahl actor[/li][li]Henning Mankell Wallander author[/li][/ol]

Alts in case three kick the bucket before tomorrow night.

Rob Ford  
Sean Connery  
Roger Moore

Clean list

Stuart Scott  
Jim Kelly  
Amy Robach  
Miguel Ferrer  
Jerry Lawler  
Gary Dourdan  
Jake “The Snake” Roberts  
Lemmy Kilmister  
Hal Moore  
Scott Stapp  
Bart Starr  
Nick Stahl  
Henning Mankell

Rob Ford  
Sean Connery  
Roger Moore

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**Author:** ![zoog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7ea924/32.png) [@zoog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoog)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/339 "2014-12-30T20:55:08Z")

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I had two solid years in a row, top ten finish in both 2012 and 2013. But I got totally shut out this year unless one of my picks drops dead in the next 33 hours. Death is a fickle mistress…

Some recycled from my 2014 list, and a few replacements:

Steve Gleason  
Ron Jeremy  
Rick Ross  
Suge Knight  
Guy Clark  
Omar Abdel-Rahman  
Mike Tyson  
Valerie Harper  
Terry Pratchett  
Hulk Hogan  
Sam Simon  
Bryan Murray  
Stuart Scott

In case one of those drops before the ball tomorrow night, an alternate:

Rob Ford

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/340 "2014-12-30T21:15:02Z")

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> [@zoog](#):
>
> I had two solid years in a row, top ten finish in both 2012 and 2013. But I got totally shut out this year unless one of my picks drops dead in the next 33 hours. Death is a fickle mistress…
> 
> Some recycled from my 2014 list, and a few replacements:
> 
> Steve Gleason  
> Ron Jeremy  
> Rick Ross  
> Suge Knight  
> Guy Clark  
> Omar Abdel-Rahman  
> Mike Tyson  
> Valerie Harper  
> Terry Pratchett  
> Hulk Hogan  
> Sam Simon  
> Bryan Murray  
> Stuart Scott
> 
> In case one of those drops before the ball tomorrow night, an alternate:
> 
> Rob Ford

Which one? Freeway Rick Ross the (in)famous criminal or the rapper Rick Ross who took his name but is actually William Leonard Roberts II?

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