# Celebrity Death Pool 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993 "2014-12-01T02:10:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/381 "2014-12-31T16:05:29Z")

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> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> Tom Baker (The fifth Doctor)  
> Plain list:
> 
> Tom Baker

He was number four!😛

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/382 "2014-12-31T16:09:37Z")

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Happy birthday to our wondrous DeathMistress! May there be chocolate in abundance!!

And (speaking as one who’s been there most of this year) 60 is just a number. And the opportunity to avail oneself of a few more senior discounts. The way I look at it is, it’s nice of them to give me these discounts when I don’t feel the least bit senior. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/383 "2014-12-31T16:48:00Z")

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Happy birthday, Baker! Oh, and as an aside - for all those putting Tom Baker on your lists, there’s still time to swap out. Tom Baker and His Scarf of Wonder have been officially declared immortal by the UK government. 😃

Wait, did I just jinx that? Crap . . .

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/384 "2014-12-31T16:50:13Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Happy birthday to our wondrous DeathMistress! May there be chocolate in abundance!!
> 
> And (speaking as one who’s been there most of this year) 60 is just a number. And the opportunity to avail oneself of a few more senior discounts. The way I look at it is, it’s nice of them to give me these discounts when I don’t feel the least bit senior. 🙂

I hear ya! Gimme them geezer discounts I say! 😃

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**Author:** ![moldmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@moldmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moldmonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/385 "2014-12-31T16:52:47Z")

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My bad.

Kim Jong Un  
Raul Castro  
Tony Bennet  
Bill Cosby  
Justin Bieber  
Bill Clinton  
Colin Powell  
Jimmy Carter  
Dick Cheney  
Morissey  
John Stamos  
BB King  
Al Jourgensen

Alternates  
George HW Bush  
Betty White  
Jimmy Fallon

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/386 "2014-12-31T17:49:41Z")

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\*\*There’s a bullet (or bomb or shiv or drone or whatever) with their name on it:  
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1. Bernie Madoff, b. 1938.
2. Jerry Sandusky, b. 1944
3. Kim Jong-Un, b. 1983 or 1984
4. Edward Snowden, b. 1983
5. Bradley/Chelsea Manning, b. 1987
6. Alex Jones, b. 1974

**May hasten The Sweet Release of Death, by their own hand:**

1. José Canseco, b. 1964
2. Dustin Diamond, b. 1977

**The Grim Reaper comes to collect after years of drugs, partying, and life on the edge:**

1. Lindsay Lohan, b. 1986
2. Boy George, b. 1961
3. Pete Doherty, b. 1979
4. Charlie Sheen, b. 1965

**I need a 13th pick, so I’m picking a random young person with no known drug, behavior, or health issues:**

1. Dakota Fanning, b. 1994

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Plain List:

Bernie Madoff  
Jerry Sandusky  
Kim Jong-Un  
Edward Snowden  
Bradley Manning  
Alex Jones  
José Canseco  
Dustin Diamond  
Lindsay Lohan  
Boy George  
Pete Doherty  
Charlie Sheen  
Dakota Fanning

Alternates:

George HW Bush  
Bob Barker  
Woody Allen

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/387 "2014-12-31T17:59:03Z")

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12 hours to go!

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/388 "2014-12-31T18:01:54Z")

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> [@RobotDevilDog](#):
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> After years of watching from the sidelines, I’ve decided to finally take the plunge. So I registered and am making this my first post ever!

We accept you, one of us! One of us!.. We accept you, one of us! One of us!..

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**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/389 "2014-12-31T18:03:41Z")

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My list for 2015 - and I’ll probably keep Zsa Zsa alive for another year.

Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
George H. W. Bush  
Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh  
Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoine  
Pete Doherty  
Alan Greenspan  
Shane MacGowan  
Keith Richards  
Hugh Hefner  
Aretha Franklin  
Courtney Love  
Robert Redford  
Angelina Jolie  
Tenzin Gyatso

Edit: damn Tapatalk…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/390 "2014-12-31T18:11:08Z")

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Dwayne Michael Carter aka Lil Wayne (b 27 September 1982) rapper  
Leo Gallagher (b 24 July 1946) comedian  
Steve Gleason (b 19 March 1977) football player  
Hugh Hefner (b 9 April 1926) publisher  
Lauren Hill (b 1 October 1995) athlete  
Kim Jong-un (b 8 January 1983) dictator  
Mary Tyler Moore (b 29 December 1936) actress  
Jerry Sandusky (b 26 January 1944) former coach, convict  
Stuart Scott (b 19 July 1965) sports broadcaster  
Sam Simon (b 6 June 1955) producer  
Tila Tequila aka Tila Nguyen (b 24 October 1981) reality show star  
Laurence “Mr. T” Tureaud (b 21 May 1952) actor  
Micah “Katt” Williams (b 2 September 1969) comedian, actor

Clean list:

Lil Wayne  
Gallagher  
Steve Gleason  
Hugh Hefner  
Lauren Hill  
Kim Jong-un  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Jerry Sandusky  
Stuart Scott  
Sam Simon  
Tila Tequila  
Mr. T  
Katt Williams

As an alternative, if anyone is disqualified:

George H.W. Bush  
Dick Van Dyke  
Doris Day

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/391 "2014-12-31T18:16:14Z")

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Happy birthday, oh, **DeathMistress**!

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**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/392 "2014-12-31T18:22:25Z")

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> [@Archeonomist](#):
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> My list for 2015 - and I’ll probably keep Zsa Zsa alive for another year.

Oh don’t say that - I’m playing Zsa Zsa on another message board! I feel sad every time I **don’t** see her name on Wiki deaths! 😕

\*\*\*Happy Birthday Baker!

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/393 "2014-12-31T20:08:10Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> Kat Williams

[Kat Williams](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kat_Williams) or [Katt Williams](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katt_Williams)?

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/394 "2014-12-31T20:08:41Z")

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This is Version 2.0 of my list; it’s been changed quite a bit.

Joey Buttafuco, Humbert Humbert to the “Long Island Lolita”  
Rob Ford, crackhead ex-Toronto mayor  
Debi Gibson, “EastEnders” actress  
Jeff Golub, jazz/blues guitarist  
Valerie Harper, “Rhoda” star  
Lauren Hill, college basketball player  
Don Imus, radio rabble rouser  
Mary Tyler Moore, TV icon  
Bryan Murray, NHL coach and GM  
Stuart Scott, ESPN anchor  
Sam Simon, “Simpsons” co-creator  
Malcolm Young, AC/DC guitarist  
Young Jay (real name Jeff Mortimer), rapper

Alternates:  
Gordie Howe, hockey legend  
Jules Bianchi, Grand Prix driver  
Terry Pratchett, “Discworld” author  
Clean List:

Joey Buttafuco  
Rob Ford  
Debi Gibson  
Jeff Golub  
Valerie Harper  
Lauren Hill  
Don Imus  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Bryan Murray  
Stuart Scott  
Sam Simon  
Malcolm Young  
Young Jay

Alternates:

Gordie Howe  
Jules Bianchi  
Terry Pratchett

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/395 "2014-12-31T20:19:18Z")

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I see Lauren Hill is a bandwagon pick. (Little Nemo and INRS)

Let the record reflect that I picked first…(I think).

there should be bonus points awarded for picking a person first.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/396 "2014-12-31T20:22:42Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> This is Version 2.0 of my list; it’s been changed quite a bit.
> 
> Young Jay (real name Jeff Mortimer), rapper

Apologies - Young Jay died earlier this year. Move Gordie Howe onto the list, making it:

Joey Buttafuco, Humbert Humbert to the “Long Island Lolita”  
Rob Ford, crackhead ex-Toronto mayor  
Debi Gibson, “EastEnders” actress  
Jeff Golub, jazz/blues guitarist  
Valerie Harper, “Rhoda” star  
Lauren Hill, college basketball player  
Gordie Howe, hockey legend  
Don Imus, radio rabble rouser  
Mary Tyler Moore, TV icon  
Bryan Murray, NHL coach and GM  
Stuart Scott, ESPN anchor  
Sam Simon, “Simpsons” co-creator  
Malcolm Young, AC/DC guitarist

Alternates:  
Jules Bianchi, Grand Prix driver  
Terry Pratchett, “Discworld” author  
Clean:  
Joey Buttafuco  
Rob Ford  
Debi Gibson  
Jeff Golub  
Valerie Harper  
Lauren Hill  
Gordie Howe  
Don Imus  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Bryan Murray  
Stuart Scott  
Sam Simon  
Malcolm Young

Alternates:  
Jules Bianchi  
Terry Pratchett

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/397 "2014-12-31T20:25:18Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> I see Lauren Hill is a bandwagon pick. (Little Nemo and INRS)
> 
> Let the record reflect that I picked first…(I think).
> 
> there should be bonus points awarded for picking a person first.

Hey, I’m not proud! I definitely stole the pick from one of your lists. 😃

If ever a game SHOULD be cut-throat, it’s this game!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/398 "2014-12-31T20:35:53Z")

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Man, that is a shame about [Jeff Golub.](http://thejazzline.com/news/2014/11/jeff-golub-rare-brain-disease-psp/)

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**Author:** ![jeezums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jeezums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeezums)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/399 "2014-12-31T20:36:21Z")

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Valerie Harper Actress  
Sam Simon Co-Creator of The Simpsons  
Terry Pratchett Novelist  
Jake Roberts professional wrestler  
Clive James author  
Jeanne Little Australian entertainer  
Malcolm Young musician  
Phil Collins musician  
Gerard Depardieu actor  
Bart Starr professional American football player  
Bill Russell professional basketball player  
Mary Tyler Moore Actress  
Rob Ford Canadian politician  
Clean list

Valerie Harper  
Sam Simon  
Terry Pratchett  
Jake Roberts  
Clive James  
Jeanne Little  
Malcolm Young  
Phil Collins  
Gerard Depardieu  
Bart Starr  
Bill Russell  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Rob Ford

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/400 "2014-12-31T20:39:36Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> He was number four!😛

:smack: He was, yes. I wasn’t concentrating, I suppose.

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