# Celebrity Death Pool 2015

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993 "2014-12-01T02:10:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dusty\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba8739/32.png) [@Dusty\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty_Rose)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/421 "2015-01-01T00:04:59Z")

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This is basically comprised of the survivors from my last two lists. Lots of survivors to choose from, unfortunately, I think I only got one hit last year!

Happy Birthday Baker!  
Valerie Harper  
Muhammad Ali  
George H.W. Bush  
Nancy Reagan  
Fidel Castro  
Dick Cheney  
Daisy Berkowitz  
Gordie Howe  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Sam Simon  
Little Jimmy Dickens  
Jerry Lewis  
Abe Vigoda

Alternates:  
Bob Barker  
Barbara Bush

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/422 "2015-01-01T00:12:16Z")

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I considered keeping the Notorious R.B.G on my list (since that seems to guarantee continued existence), but I decided to change things up this year. She’s still on the list as an alternate; maybe that confers health benefits as well.

Tommy Chong  
B.B. King  
Richard Simmons  
Sam Simon  
Terry Pratchett  
Valerie Harper  
Bret Michaels  
Amanda Bynes  
Scott Stapp  
Rob Ford  
Rev. Billy Graham  
Pat Robertson  
Phyllis Schlafly

alternates:  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
George H. W. Bush  
Shia LaBeouf

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**Author:** ![1b3bz18c9ed269201](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1b3bz18c9ed269201](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1b3bz18c9ed269201)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/423 "2015-01-01T00:20:00Z")

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> [@RobotDevilDog](#):
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> After years of watching from the sidelines, I’ve decided to finally take the plunge. So I registered and am making this my first post ever!
> 
> Muhammad Ali (boxer)  
> Billy Connolly (actor/comedian)  
> Valerie Harper (actor)  
> James Harris (wrestler, aka “Kamala”)  
> Lauren Hill (college basketball player)  
> Gordie Howe (hockey legend)  
> Wilko Johnson (musician)  
> Jim Kelly (football player)  
> Mary Tyler Moore (actor)  
> Gino Odjick (hockey player)  
> Jake Roberts (wrestler, aka “The Snake”)  
> Stuart Scott (sportscaster)  
> Sam Simon (“Simpsons” writer/producer)
> 
> Alternates:  
> Glen Campbell (singer)  
> Darren Daulton (baseball player)  
> Pele (soccer great)  
> Clean List:  
> Muhammad Ali  
> Billy Connolly  
> Valerie Harper  
> James Harris  
> Lauren Hill  
> Gordie Howe  
> Wilko Johnson  
> Jim Kelly  
> Mary Tyler Moore  
> Gino Odjick  
> Jake Roberts  
> Stuart Scott  
> Sam Simon
> 
> Alternates:  
> Glen Campbell  
> Darren Daulton  
> Pele

I think Lauren Hill is only a celebrity because she is dying. You might have to put in one of your alternates.

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/424 "2015-01-01T00:29:55Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Geez, if you can’t figure out the theme of this list you don’t know your history.

Back in the day Dad was concerned about the astronauts leaving the earth’s orbit because he thought that once they did that their souls would leave their bodies. Thankfully, the small step for man and giant leap for mankind came safely home.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/425 "2015-01-01T00:34:46Z")

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And now for my sure-fire survivors!

Fancy list:

1 Clarke Carlisle (ex PFA chairman)  
2 Jules Bianchi (F1 driver)  
3 Caroline Aherne (actress)  
4 Fidel Castro (Cuban)  
5 King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz of Saudi Arabia  
6 George HW Bush (former President )  
7 Joost van der Westhuizen  
8 Sam Simon (director)  
9 Kim Jong-un (NK dictator)  
10 Pope Emeritus Benedict  
11 Stuart Scott (sportsman)  
12 Lauren Hill (the basketball player with cancer)  
13 Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Alternates

Raul Castro  
Terry Pratchett.  
Dick Cheney

Plain:

Clarke Carlisle  
Jules Bianchi  
Caroline Aherne  
Fidel Castro (Cuban)  
King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz of Saudi Arabia  
George HW Bush  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Sam Simon  
Kim Jong-un  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Stuart Scott  
Lauren Hill  
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Alternates

Raul Castro  
Terry Pratchett.  
Dick Cheney

I’m expecting Lauren Hill to be excluded and therefore Raul Castro to join the list, but others have her so I don’t want to miss out.

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**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/426 "2015-01-01T00:37:06Z")

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I think Lauren Hill is known only because she is sick and happens to play sports. The Death Mistress has final say, of course, but in my reading of the rules, she is intelligible.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/427 "2015-01-01T00:37:46Z")

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Keeping most of my list from last year:

King Bhumibol Adulyadej  
Barbara Bush  
Fidel Castro  
Olivia De Havilland  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Billy Graham  
Valerie Harper  
Orrin Hatch  
Empress Michiko  
Prince Philip  
Antonin Scalia  
Gloria Vanderbilt  
Lil Wayne

and, should any of them not make it until midnight:  
Beatrix of the Netherlands  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/428 "2015-01-01T00:42:19Z")

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Okay folks, sorry to do this, but at least four people have now challenged the status of Lauren Hill. That’s enough for me, after looking her up too.

So I’m going to go back and pick out the alternates for those who have selected her.

Again, I’m really sorry.

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/429 "2015-01-01T00:45:47Z")

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First off … HAPPY BIRTHDAY **BAKER**!!! and thanks again for being our Mistress of Death.

Here is my list for this year (unless I rewrite it later tonight 😉 )

Bryan Murray  
Helen Fawkes  
Jean Doré  
Steve Hayner  
Dave Benton  
Gino Odjick  
Ion Trewin  
Christy Dignam  
Ahmad Givens  
Daisy Berkowitz  
Martin Crowe  
Sam Simon  
Stuart Scott  
Rob Ford  
Clive Derby-Lewis  
Ryan Buell

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/430 "2015-01-01T00:50:12Z")

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Wilko Johnson is [reporting](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29727632) that he’s been cured of his cancer.

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/431 "2015-01-01T01:09:58Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Okay folks, sorry to do this, but at least four people have now challenged the status of Lauren Hill. That’s enough for me, after looking her up too.
> 
> So I’m going to go back and pick out the alternates for those who have selected her.
> 
> Again, I’m really sorry.

Baker, you shouldn’t be sorry at all!

I, for one, was appalled that posters would have selected her due to her imminent departure, being only 19 with a terminal illness and known only for that which is in direct contradiction of the rules. She is on a Div III team and I am positive that absolutely no one on this board would have heard of her except for her illness. The first poster to list her said that she only came to said poster’s attention within the last 3 days. Well, I’ve known of her for several months and only because of her terminal illness. My sister is a huge women’s college basketball fan who can tell you about numerous women’s college basketball players, both current and past, and she never heard of this young lady until she came to prominence this fall due to her diagnosis of an inoperable brain tumor.

Thank you Baker for enforcing the rules even though that may be a somewhat noxious task.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/432 "2015-01-01T01:16:17Z")

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I’m beginning to think I need to open that bottle of champagne now, instead of waiting for later.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/433 "2015-01-01T01:16:54Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> Okay folks, sorry to do this, but at least four people have now challenged the status of Lauren Hill. That’s enough for me, after looking her up too.
> 
> So I’m going to go back and pick out the alternates for those who have selected her.
> 
> Again, I’m really sorry.

That is vile and tacky at 7:00 on New Year’s Eve, when folks are going to parties and can’t make changes. I think challenges should be made in public, in a timely manner so that players have time to defend themselves and make considered, reasoned changes.

Sneaky, cowardly, hall monitor, crossing guard informers, the lot of them.

When were the challenges made, and what is wrong with her?

From Wikipedia:

> [@](#):
>
> Lauryn Hill (born May 26, 1975) is an American singer–songwriter, rapper, producer, and actress. She is best known for being a member of the Fugees and for her solo album, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

Were it not the last moment, I would have time to register this complaint in a polite and timely manner.  
I apologize to Baker, but this appears to show the complaining players and sneaky, nit picking and not sportsman like, as the paint ball gun players who revel in winning because they can afford a $500 machine gun.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/434 "2015-01-01T01:17:50Z")

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> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#):
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> Thank you Baker for enforcing the rules even though that may be a somewhat noxious task.

I wish I could give you extra points!😛

Maybe I’ll send you some special cookies recipes instead.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/435 "2015-01-01T01:19:55Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
>
> That is vile and tacky at 7:00 on New Year’s Eve, when folks are going to parties and can’t make changes. I think challenges should be made in public, in a timely manner so that players have time to defend themselves and make considered, reasoned changes.
> 
> Sneaky, cowardly, hall monitor, crossing guard informers, the lot of them.
> 
> When were the challenges made, and what is wrong with her?
> 
> From Wikipedia:
> 
> Were it not the last moment, I would have time to register this complaint in a polite and timely manner.  
> I apologize to Baker, but this appears to show the complaining players and sneaky, nit picking and not sportsman like, as the paint ball gun players who revel in winning because they can afford a $500 machine gun.

No, the players are choosing a basketball player with the same name. And all but one have done it publicly.

Sorry to you for the misunderstanding, **carnivorousplant**.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/436 "2015-01-01T01:20:25Z")

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**flytrap** , Lauren Hill and Lauryn Hill are two completely different people, and Baker is right to exclude the basketball player. The singer is healthy and not on anyone’s list, that I noticed.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/437 "2015-01-01T01:21:16Z")

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Thrilled that Lauren Hill is out. Thank you for enforcing the rules, Baker. For posterity:

[ol]  
[li] **Valerie Harper** (8/22/1939) - American Actress[/li][li] **Bob Benmosche** (5/29/1944) - American CEO[/li][li] **Sam Simon** (6/6/1955) - American TV creator[/li][li] **Sally Waters** (c. 1960) - American civil rights plaintiff [/li][li] **Dave Benton** (c. 1963) - American newscaster[/li][li] **Gino Odjick** (9/7/1970) - Canadian hockey player[/li][li] **Joost van deer Westhuizen** (2/20/1971) - South African rugby player[/li][li] **Oren Miller** (c. 1973) - American parenting blogger[/li][li] **Sirajuddin Haqqani** (c. 1973) - Afghan militant[/li][li] **Kjell Lindgren** (1/23/1973) - American astronaut[/li][li] **Omar Treviño Morales** (1/26/1974) - Mexican druglord[/li][li] **Pete Doherty** (3/12/1979) - English musician [/li][li] **Pete Frates** (12/28/1984) - American viral fundraiser[/li]  
[/ol]

Alternates:  
**George H.W. Bush** - ex pres  
**Abe Vigoda** - why not?  
Clean list:

Valerie Harper  
Bob Benmosche  
Sam Simon  
Sally Waters  
Dave Benton  
Gino Odjick  
Joost van deer Westhuizen  
Oren Miller  
Sirajuddin Haqqani  
Kjell Lindgren  
Omar Treviño Morales  
Pete Doherty  
Pete Frates

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/438 "2015-01-01T01:21:38Z")

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**Baker** , don’t apologize to that troublemaker. he lives to stir up controversy. He doesn’t even use Google! 😉

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/439 "2015-01-01T01:25:27Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> I wish I could give you extra points!😛
> 
> Maybe I’ll send you some special cookies recipes instead.

I’d be happy to swap cookie recipes with you. Making cookies with my daughter for Christmas is one of my favorite things to do for Christmas! Although most of ours are pretty well known. Our favorite is thumbprint cookies right out of the old Betty Crocker Picture Cookbook like Mom used to make back in the '60’s.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2015/705993/440 "2015-01-01T01:39:28Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> **Baker** , don’t apologize to that troublemaker. he lives to stir up controversy. He doesn’t even use Google! 😉

Oh, I think the **plant** was whooshing me. He’s fun, even if the chocolate hasn’t got here!😛

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