# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/182 "2015-12-29T00:43:02Z")

</div>

> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> I was asking about the current rule. Wouldn’t the rule from two years ago still be in effect? As far as I can tell, there has been no change in the rule since then.

oh.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/183 "2015-12-29T01:53:50Z")

</div>

Joost van der Westhuizen  
Joey Feek  
Valerie Harper  
Randy Travis  
Paul Gascoigne  
Ralphie May  
JT Holmes  
Alex Honnold  
Justin Beiber  
Rob Ford  
Suge Knight  
Shia LeBeouf  
Omar bin Laden

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/184 "2015-12-29T04:30:11Z")

</div>

Tommy Chong  
Jimmy Carter  
Don Rickles  
Joey Feek  
Billy Graham  
Jerry Lewis  
Valerie Harper  
Fidel Castro  
George HW Bush  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
John Hurt  
Martin Crowe

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/185 "2015-12-29T04:38:08Z")

</div>

I’m going to play more or less the same list as last year, just replacing the two who actually did die:

Clive James - Australian writer and TV presenter  
Henry Kissinger  
Nancy Reagan  
Tom Baker - Fouth Doctor  
Arthur Scargill - British trade unionist and left wing, er, “firebrand”  
Geoffrey Palmer - British actor  
Fidel Castro  
Ian Brady - Moors Murderer  
Paul Gascoigne - Soccer player  
Barbara Bush  
Robert Mugabe  
Jimmy Carter  
Angela Lansbury

Plain list:

Clive James  
Henry Kissinger  
Nancy Reagan  
Tom Baker  
Arthur Scargill  
Geoffrey Palmer  
Fidel Castro  
Ian Brady  
Paul Gascoigne  
Barbara Bush  
Robert Mugabe  
Jimmy Carter  
Angela Lansbury

Alternates:  
Bashar al Asad  
William Shatner  
Bob Dole

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Library1900](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@Library1900](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library1900)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/186 "2015-12-29T05:13:13Z")

</div>

Ruth Bader-Ginsburg  
Fidel Castro  
George HW Bush  
William Shatner  
Hosni Mubarak  
Stephen Hawking  
Jimmy Carter  
Bob Dole  
Hugh Hefner  
Dolly Parton  
Pope Benedict  
Ringo Starr  
Macaulay Culkin

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/187 "2015-12-29T05:41:51Z")

</div>

Only 1 death last year. I will try and do better:

* * *

George Zimmerman  
Tommy Lasorda  
Clark Howard  
Tony Dow  
Ronnie Schell  
David Selby  
Joe Wurzelbacher  
Ivan Koloff  
Dawn Wells  
Burt Ward  
William Perry  
Colin Dexter  
Bernard Fox  
Alternates:

Chevy Chase  
Cliven Bundy  
Tiki Barber

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/188 "2015-12-29T10:47:19Z")

</div>

> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> In the past, the date of a celebrity’s death was based on local time. Has that changed?

I didn’t see it either way in the rules. The problem is, there are problems either way. If the date of a celebrity’s death is based on local time, but submissions are final by Chicago time, a player at 11pm 12/31 Chicago time could check news sites for Australia, New Zealand, and east Asia, note any deaths of minor celebrities _that had already happened on January 1, local time,_ put them on their lists, and pick up some very easy points.

Since online news reports are usually updated, and generally only show the date and time of the last update, it might be impossible afterwards for us to verify whether the person was already dead by midnight Chicago time in violation of rule 3a, and even if it did turn out to be verifiable, the player could always shrug, play innocent, and just say, “OK, replace that person with my first alternate.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/189 "2015-12-29T13:47:37Z")

</div>

Alex Trebek- Didn’t follow doctor’s intructions because they weren’t in the form of a question  
Rudy Giuliani- Inexplicably forgets the 911 emergency number  
Emeril- Bam! Runs into a wall  
Tom Brady- Underinflates tires with dire consequences  
Oliver Stone- Shot from grassy knoll  
Donald Trump- Hair today, gone tomorrow  
Rosie O’Donnell- Suffers stroke when discovering she accidentally voted for Trump  
Teller- Dies in stuck elevator, for some reason unable to yell for help  
Chris Christie- Dies stuck in traffic on George Washington Bridge  
Miley Cyrus- Dies of exposure  
Lisa Kudrow- Smelly corpse, smelly corpse  
Jim Gilmore- Collapses and dies in streeet, weeks pass before anyone can identify the body  
Stephen King- Scares himself to death writing his last book

Alternate-  
Kim Kardashian- obit never published as researchers fail to figure out why she’s famous

Clean List:

Alex Trebek  
Rudy Giuliani  
Emeril  
Tom Brady  
Oliver Stone  
Donald Trump  
Rosie O’Donnell  
Teller  
Chris Christie  
Miley Cyrus  
Lisa Kudrow  
Jim Gilmore  
Stephen King

Alternate  
Kim Kardashian

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/190 "2015-12-29T14:57:21Z")

</div>

> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> I didn’t see it either way in the rules. The problem is, there are problems either way. If the date of a celebrity’s death is based on local time, but submissions are final by Chicago time, a player at 11pm 12/31 Chicago time could check news sites for Australia, New Zealand, and east Asia, note any deaths of minor celebrities _that had already happened on January 1, local time,_ put them on their lists, and pick up some very easy points.

That would be against the rules:

> [@Baker](#):
>
> **The Rules** :  
> 3. Valid picks are not:
> 
> a. already dead

> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> Since online news reports are usually updated, and generally only show the date and time of the last update, it might be impossible afterwards for us to verify whether the person was already dead by midnight Chicago time in violation of rule 3a, and even if it did turn out to be verifiable, the player could always shrug, play innocent, and just say, “OK, replace that person with my first alternate.”

I agree with this. It may have happened already. IIRC, a sports journalist died on the morning of January 1, 2013 in London. Was it already 2013 in Chicago? We don’t know. The two players who picked him in 2013 received points.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/191 "2015-12-29T15:34:59Z")

</div>

> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> That would be against the rules:
> 
> I agree with this. It may have happened already. IIRC, a sports journalist died on the morning of January 1, 2013 in London. Was it already 2013 in Chicago? We don’t know. The two players who picked him in 2013 received points.

[London](https://www.google.com/search?q=time+difference+chicago+london&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8) is six hours ahead of Chicago.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/192 "2015-12-29T15:37:26Z")

</div>

Whitey Bulger  
Fidel Castro  
Doris Day  
Bob Dole  
Alan Greenspan  
George H.W. Bush  
Hugh Hefner  
Henry Kissinger  
Jim Lovell  
Hosni Mubarak  
Mort Sahl  
Bhumibol Adulyadej  
Chuck Yeager

Alternates:  
Fats Domino  
Dick Van Dyke

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/193 "2015-12-29T15:46:11Z")

</div>

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
>
> [London](https://www.google.com/search?q=time+difference+chicago+london&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8) is six hours ahead of Chicago.

Yes. When the journalist died, it was morning in London. It may have been before midnight CST.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tit\_Whistle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tit\_Whistle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tit_Whistle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/194 "2015-12-29T16:09:28Z")

</div>

> [@Superdude](#):
>
> On John Szeles, you might want to specify that you mean “The Amazing Jonathan.” I believe the lovely **Baker** has said to include their professional name/stage name, to help with record keeping and list recognition.

Thanks for pointing that out. I actually went back and forth on which I should list. I choose…poorly. :smack:

\*\*This is an updated list:  
\*\*  
Muhammad Ali  
George HW Bush  
Fats Domino  
Joey Feek  
Valerie Harper  
Mike Ilitch  
Clive James  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Ryan O’Neal  
David Prowse  
Leon Redbone  
Mel Stottlemyre  
The Amazing Johnathan

Alternate:  
Shane MacGowan

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/195 "2015-12-29T22:19:17Z")

</div>

Valerie Harper  
Muhammad Ali  
Lindsay Lohan  
Fidel Castro  
Scott Hall  
Bob Barker  
Amanda Bynes  
George H W Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Courtney Love  
Sid Hartman  
Keith Richards  
Miley Cyrus

Alternate:  
Sarah Palin  
Justine Bieber  
Dick Cheney

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/196 "2015-12-29T23:14:36Z")

</div>

> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> Yes. When the journalist died, it was morning in London. It may have been before midnight CST.

However, since neither poster who got points for Christopher Martin-Jenkins (the journalist in question) posted or revised their lists on 12/31/12, it’s clear that neither of them added CMJ to their 2013 lists after hearing of his death.

If I were the Death Master, I’d keep the rule that local time determines day/month/year of death, but probably add a rule that to collect points on a January 1 death occurring in a time zone ahead of CST, the name must be on one’s list by midnight 12/31 in the time zone that the person died in. IOW, if it were up to me, if you thought a New Zealander on your list might kick the bucket on New Year’s Day, you’d have to get your list in by early morning CST on 12/31.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/197 "2015-12-29T23:50:03Z")

</div>

> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> If I were the Death Master, I’d keep the rule that local time determines day/month/year of death, but probably add a rule that to collect points on a January 1 death occurring in a time zone ahead of CST, the name must be on one’s list by midnight 12/31 in the time zone that the person died in. IOW, if it were up to me, if you thought a New Zealander on your list might kick the bucket on New Year’s Day, you’d have to get your list in by early morning CST on 12/31.

I agree with this.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Allecher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@Allecher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Allecher)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/198 "2015-12-30T01:35:52Z")

</div>

Hauntingly similar to last year’s list.

Jack Van Impe  
James Dobson  
Mike Huckabee  
Peter Popoff  
Ray Comfort  
Terry Jones  
Stanislaw Burzynski  
Pat Robertson  
Jim Bakker  
Creflo Dollar  
Robert Tilton  
Kenneth Copeland  
John Hagee

Alternates:  
Joel Olsteen  
Jesse Duplantis

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/199 "2015-12-30T02:00:22Z")

</div>

> [@Allecher](#):
>
> …  
> Terry Jones  
> …

Given the apparent theme of the list, presumably that’s Terry Jones the Koran-burning preacher, not Terry Jones the Monty Python member.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/200 "2015-12-30T02:07:11Z")

</div>

> [@42fish](#):
>
> Given the apparent theme of the list, presumably that’s Terry Jones the Koran-burning preacher, not Terry Jones the Monty Python member.

Well, obviously. You will be putting the _Erik the Viking_ Terry Jones on your list a dozen years from now and still not getting the measly 16 points for him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Myrtle\_Beached\_Whale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@Myrtle\_Beached\_Whale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrtle_Beached_Whale)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/201 "2015-12-30T04:01:02Z")

</div>

Valerie Harper  
Wilko Johnson  
Ian McKellen  
Ryan Buell  
Carrol Channing  
Bobby Doerr  
Marv Levy  
Kirk Douglas  
Billy Graham  
John Glynn  
Nancy Reagan  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Maureen O’Hara

Alternates  
Johnny Manziel  
Ric Flair

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098.md?page=9)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098.md?page=11)
