# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/222 "2015-12-30T17:10:27Z")

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Fawkes was a BBC journalist, on TV and such, before she bacame sick. She qualifies.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/223 "2015-12-30T17:13:10Z")

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> [@Tit\_Whistle](#):
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> Mel Stottlemyre

I don’t believe our beloved Death Mistress has picked this up but there are two people of that name - father and son - on Wiki.

> [@Baker](#):
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> Fawkes was a BBC journalist, on TV and such, before she bacame sick. She qualifies.

Thank you. On my list she goes. 🙂

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/224 "2015-12-30T17:16:35Z")

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Once more, dear friends, into the [del]breach[/del] Bandwagon List:

Joey Feek  
George H. W. Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Valerie Harper  
Fidel Castro  
Nancy Reagan  
Kirk Douglas  
The Amazing Johnathan  
Muhammad Ali  
Charlie Sheen  
Glen Campbell  
Tommy Chong  
Bashar al-Assad  
Alternates

Lindsey Lohan  
Barbara Bush (former First Lady)  
Donald Trump  
Did you know that both Barbara Bush’s middle names are Pierce? So much for trying to distinguish between the two of them with middle names

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/225 "2015-12-30T17:18:09Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> I don’t believe our beloved Death Mistress has picked this up but there are two people of that name - father and son - on Wiki.
> 
> Thank you. On my list she goes. 🙂

Several people already have her here, and on a British board I play death pool on.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/226 "2015-12-30T17:29:17Z")

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This is probably the time to mention that if you have a question about the status of a celebrity that **another** poster has chosen, please ask me first by PM.

But if you have a question about a poster you want to include, you can do it by PM or here in the thread. Go ahead, give away your secrets!😃

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**Author:** ![NVME702-redux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a183cd/32.png) [@NVME702-redux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NVME702-redux)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/227 "2015-12-30T17:33:32Z")

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My list:

Hugh Hefner  
Jimmy Carter  
George H.W. Bush  
Valerie Harper  
Martin Sheen  
Kirk Douglas  
Dick Van Dyke  
Lamar Odom  
Randy Travis  
Jenna Jameson  
Bobby Brown  
Barbara Walters  
Donatella Versace

Alternates:

Harrison Ford  
Jackson Brown  
David Letterman

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/228 "2015-12-30T17:34:17Z")

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n/m

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**Author:** ![guylevesque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@guylevesque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guylevesque)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/229 "2015-12-30T17:44:54Z")

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My list:

Rene Angelil  
Martin Crowe  
Howard Marks  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Michel Delpech  
Jimmy Snuka  
Thomas W. Libous  
Lynne Stewart  
Tommy Chong  
Vojislav Seselj  
Daizy Berkowitz  
Elizabeth Dawn  
Bryan Murray

Alternates:

Henri Richard  
Dennis Hastert

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/230 "2015-12-30T18:43:04Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Strickland has been declared ineligible by our esteemed Death Mistress. See posts 212 and 204.

Ah, thank you, **Rocket**.

**Baker** , I will post my list again with an acceptable pick, plus alternate. Sorry for the extra work.

Joey Feek  
Jerry Lewis  
Gene Wilder  
Casey Anthony  
Malcolm Young  
Vivien Campbell  
Rikki Rockett  
Stephen Hawking  
Burt Reynolds  
Glenn Frey  
Justin Bieber  
Bob Barker  
Randy Travis

Ethan Couch

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/231 "2015-12-30T20:34:59Z")

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> [@Tit\_Whistle](#):
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> Mel Stottlemyre

> [@Quartz](#):
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> I don’t believe our beloved Death Mistress has picked this up but there are two people of that name - father and son - on Wiki.

I picked Mel Stottlemyre; I meant [Mel Sr.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Stottlemyre)

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/232 "2015-12-30T20:59:48Z")

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Ya know if I were to sneak in and add Joey Feek to my list at 11:59 CST on Thursday, thereby ensuring she lives forever, I could cause a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth up in here. 😃

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**Author:** ![BisserBoyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f1d935/32.png) [@BisserBoyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BisserBoyz)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/233 "2015-12-30T21:20:06Z")

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Jerry Brown (Former Governor)  
Willie Nelson  
Hulk Hogan  
Al Kaline  
Lamar Odom  
Wayne Newton  
Randy Quaid  
Cher  
Barbra Streisand  
Johnny Manziel  
Oscar Pistorius  
Ethan Couch  
Kim Jong-un

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/234 "2015-12-30T21:23:02Z")

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The 2008 Death Pool discussed the issue of Steve Fossett, who disappeared in '07 and was discovered a year later. No one picked him, so it did not matter, but I think the first rule applies: Strickland is ineligible because there is considerable uncertainty about his aliveness. If a person is not reasonably obviously alive, they should not be eligible. If they go missing in December, after someone has already picked them, they would still not be eligible, in the same way that having one’s pick kick off in December makes them ineligible. There may be some leeway in the last few days before our DM’s birthday.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/235 "2015-12-30T22:26:45Z")

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I remember when the vital status of Terry Schaivo was an issue. Another Doper made the following statement, as best I remember it:

_If you don’t know for sure if I’m alive in there, bring in a cat that’s horking up a hairball. If I don’t immediately leap off of the bed and say “Not on the carpet, not on the carpet!” then you know I’m gone._

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/236 "2015-12-30T22:43:51Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Thank you. On my list she goes. 🙂

On the other hand she has been on my list for two years now and is doing better than ever … just saying (as I ponder my list as well)

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**Author:** ![RobotDevilDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RobotDevilDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobotDevilDog)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/237 "2015-12-30T22:46:25Z")

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The Amazing Jonathan (aka Johnathan Szeles, magician)  
Rene Angelil (musician/manager)  
Glen Campbell (singer)  
Rod Carew (baseball player)  
Martin Crowe (cricket player)  
Joey Feek (singer)  
Rob Ford (politician)  
Valerie Harper (actor)  
Stan Mikita (hockey player)  
Gary Miller (aka. Dr. Know, musician)  
Mary Tyler Moore (actor)  
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka (wrestler)  
Bart Starr (football player)  
Alternates:  
Tim Curry (actor)  
Malcolm Young (musician)  
Muhammad Ali (boxer)  
Clean List:

The Amazing Jonathan  
Rene Angelil  
Glen Campbell  
Rod Carew  
Martin Crowe  
Joey Feek  
Rob Ford  
Valerie Harper  
Stan Mikita  
Gary Miller  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka  
Bart Starr

Tim Curry  
Malcolm Young  
Muhammad Ali

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/238 "2015-12-31T00:25:16Z")

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Joost van der Westhuizen, former South African rugby player  
Martin Crowe, 52, New Zealand Cricket player  
Dave Rose, 56, BYU coach  
Carolyn Mccarthy, 69, US Representative from New York 4th district  
Valerie Harper, 74, actress  
Jennifer Reali, 54, Fatal attraction killer.  
Bryan Murray, Hockey manager Ottawa Senators  
Helen Fawkes, 40, Journalist  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani ISIL Spokesman  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, 44, Leader of ISIL  
Sharon Jones, 60, Dapp King Singer  
Breene Harimoto, 60, Hawaii State Senator  
Steven Latourette, 58, Ohio State Representative

Alternates:  
Nick Cannon, Actor  
Dana Rinehart, 68, former mayor of Columbus, Ohio

Clean List  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Martin Crowe  
Dana Rinehart  
Dave Rose  
Carolyn Mccarthy  
Valerie Harper  
Jennifer Reali  
Bryan Murray  
Helen Fawkes  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Sharon Jones  
Breene Harimoto  
Steven Latourette

Alternates  
Nick Cannon  
Dana Rinehart

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/239 "2015-12-31T00:27:35Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ya know if I were to sneak in and add Joey Feek to my list at 11:59 CST on Thursday, thereby ensuring she lives forever, I could cause a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth up in here. 😃

Boy, that “Squirrel Helper, Arkansas Style” on Facebook was the funniest thing that I’ve seen in a long while!

Ha Ha, LMAO!  
ROTF!

What a funny guy you are, Swamp Bear!  
Christ, this hurts so very, very badly.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/240 "2015-12-31T00:48:04Z")

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Having watched a movie with him in it today, I’m making a change and swapping Robert Redford in for Pope Benedict XVI. Pope Benedict has been moved down to my alternates, replacing Queen Elizabeth II. Updated list:

Jean Auel  
Tom Brokaw  
George H.W. Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Fidel Castro  
Joey Feek  
Jared Fogle  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Valerie Harper  
Loretta Lynn  
Prince Philip  
Nancy Reagan  
Robert Redford

Alternates:  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Tina Turner  
Donald Trump

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/241 "2015-12-31T00:59:24Z")

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I totally almost forgot! Holy crap, where is my mind these days since I semi-retired?

Here’s my list of immortals for 2016:

Joey Feek  
Harry Belafonte  
Joanne Woodward  
Thomas S. Monson  
Cicely Tyson  
Tony Bennett  
Jack Nicholson  
Mel Brooks  
Don Rickles  
Seiji Ozawa  
Paul McCartney  
Ringo Starr  
Rita Moreno

Alternates

David Letterman  
Martin Scorsese

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