# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/262 "2015-12-31T15:34:29Z")

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First-time player!

Clean list:

Iris Apfel  
Bill Cardille  
Hugh Hefner  
Elsie Henderson  
Bill Mazeroski  
Agafia Lykov  
Katherine MacGregor  
Arnold Palmer  
Bobby Vinton  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Prince Phillip  
Prince Charles  
Pope Benedict XVI

Annotated list:

Iris Apfel (fashion icon)  
Bill Cardille (a/k/a Chilly Billy, TV show host)  
Hugh Hefner  
Elsie Henderson (long-time cook for the Kaufmann family at Fallingwater)  
Bill Mazeroski (1960s Pittsburgh Pirate player)  
Agafia Lykov (Siberian hermit)  
Katherine MacGregor (actress who played Mrs. Oleson in Little House on the Prairie)  
Arnold Palmer (golfer)  
Bobby Vinton (singer)  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Prince Phillip  
Prince Charles  
Pope Benedict XVI

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/263 "2015-12-31T16:04:24Z")

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I should have studied more before submitting earlier list(s). _Final selections_:

Muhammad Ali  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Whitey Bulger  
George H.W. Bush  
Fidel Castro  
Martin Crowe  
Bob Dole  
Joey Feek  
Valerie Harper  
Hugh Hefner  
Hosni Mubarak  
Bhumibol Adulyadej  
Burt Reynolds  
Alternates:  
Henry Kissinger  
Fats Domino

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**Author:** ![basset\_hound](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/basset_hound/32/1432_2.png) [@basset\_hound](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basset_hound)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/264 "2015-12-31T16:31:15Z")

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Joey Feek  
Scott Stapp  
Gunther Von Hagens  
Lil Wayne  
Gene Wilder  
Gino Odjick  
Jenny Diski  
Martin Crowe  
Angela Bofill  
Bill Dana  
Bobby Doerr  
Christy Dignam  
Gordon Aikman

Alternates

Rob Ford  
Suge Knight  
Morrissey

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/265 "2015-12-31T16:37:20Z")

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Here we go with my list of immortals.

Bill Cosby  
Donald Trump  
Valerie Harper  
Joey Feek  
Jerry Lewis  
Penny Marshall  
Linda Ronstadt  
Muhammad Ali  
Tommy Chong  
George HW Bush  
Nancy Reagan  
Clint Eastwood  
Willie Nelson

Mary Tyler Moore  
Dick Van Dyke  
Teri Garr

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**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/266 "2015-12-31T16:47:57Z")

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Happy Birthday Baker! Thank You for so many years of great work!

2015 was my best year, hitting on three picks. I have pared several of the malingerers giving me a 2016 list with a bit over half new picks for me. I predict a down year points-wise for 2016, though.

Loic Jean-Albert, wing-suit flyer. All these guys and girls are crazy and too many die young. This guy wants to land without a parachute. Nuts.

Amazing Jonathan, magician. Not a big believer in picking based on heart disease, but good potential points.

Helen Fawkes, BBC Journalist. Cancer for the third time. Grim.

Joey Feek, Country Music Cancer Sufferer. In hospice. I’m on the bandwagon.

Gary Pinkel, former U Missouri Head Football Coach. Resigned due to Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma diagnosis.

TotalBiscuit, real name John Bain; gaming commentator and YouTube personality. Vows to fight diagnosis of terminal liver cancer.

“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, leaping wrestler. Medical and legal problems are a bad combination.

Chuck Barris, Gong Show creator and emcee. A classic game show host goes every year and I don’t see Bob, Alex or Wink going this year. A guess…

Hopalong Cassady, first name Howard; 1955 Heisman Trophy Winner. I love you, Hop.

Glen Campbell, country music singer. Alzheimer’s, ug.

Carolyn McCarthy, former politician and smoker. If one doesn’t get you the other will.

Morissey, former singer for the Smiths. Yes, I know, I’ve been told. I’m going to hell for this one.

Larry Kramer, playwright, activist, historian. Anger really lets some linger.  
Clean list:

Loic Jean-Albert  
Amazing Jonathan  
Helen Fawkes  
Joey Feek  
Gary Pinkel  
TotalBiscuit  
Jimmy Snuka  
Chuck Barris  
Hopalong Cassady  
Glen Campbell  
Carolyn McCarthy  
Morissey  
Lary Kramer

If someone doesn’t make it through the next 12 hrs, the old stand-by:

Abe Vigoda

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**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/267 "2015-12-31T16:54:19Z")

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Sorry, in clean list it should be

Larry Kramer

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/268 "2015-12-31T16:55:21Z")

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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Joey Feek  
Ronnie Galyon  
Donnie Galyon  
Jimmy Carter  
Jim Kelly  
Jerry Kill  
Valerie Harper  
Tommy Chong  
Muhammad Ali  
Bashar al-Assad  
The Amazing Johnathan  
Barack Obama

alt-Jimmy Snuka  
Chuck Barris

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/269 "2015-12-31T17:08:03Z")

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I am sorry, I forgot Joey Feek. I replaced Murray with her.  
My apologies, Death Mistress. ☹

Joost van der Westhuizen, former South African rugby player  
Martin Crowe, 52, New Zealand Cricket player  
Dave Rose, 56, BYU coach  
Carolyn Mccarthy, 69, US Representative from New York 4th district  
Valerie Harper, 74, actress  
Jennifer Reali, 54, Fatal attraction killer.  
Joey Feek, singer  
Helen Fawkes, 40, Journalist  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani ISIL Spokesman  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, 44, Leader of ISIL  
Sharon Jones, 60, Dapp King Singer  
Breene Harimoto, 60, Hawaii State Senator  
Steven Latourette, 58, Ohio State Representative

Alternates:  
Nick Cannon, Actor  
Dana Rinehart, 68, former mayor of Columbus, Ohio

Clean List  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Martin Crowe  
Dana Rinehart  
Dave Rose  
Carolyn Mccarthy  
Valerie Harper  
Jennifer Reali  
Joey Feek  
Helen Fawkes  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Sharon Jones  
Breene Harimoto  
Steven Latourette

Alternates  
Nick Cannon  
Dana Rinehart

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/270 "2015-12-31T18:45:58Z")

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Same list, year 5. Good luck, everyone.

Danica Patrick  
Rush Limbaugh  
Bryant Gumbel  
Eddie Van Halen  
George Michael  
Sandra Day O’Connor  
Julie Andrews  
Nick Nolte  
Gary Busey  
Rosalyn Carter  
Drew Brees  
Boy George  
Rex Ryan

Alternates:  
Elton John  
Paul McCartney  
Cher

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**Author:** ![jeezums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jeezums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeezums)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/271 "2015-12-31T18:46:12Z")

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Suge Knight record producer  
Jeanne Little Australian entertainer  
Bart Starr professional American football player  
Vivian Campbell musician  
John Hurt Actor  
Clive James Author  
Martin Crowe New Zealand cricketer, commentator and author  
Joost van der Westhuizen South African rugby player  
Dan Haggerty Actor  
Rob Ford Canadian politician  
Bryan Murray Ottawa Senators GM  
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Iranian Supreme Leader  
Rene Angelil Canadian singer and manager

Clean list

Suge Knight  
Jeanne Little  
Bart Starr  
Vivian Campbell  
John Hurt  
Clive James  
Martin Crowe  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Dan Haggerty  
Rob Ford Canadian  
Bryan Murray  
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei  
Rene Angelil

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/272 "2015-12-31T19:22:30Z")

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Gosh darn it!  
🙂  
Joost van der Westhuizen, former South African rugby player  
Martin Crowe, 52, New Zealand Cricket player  
Dave Rose, 56, BYU coach  
Carolyn Mccarthy, 69, US Representative from New York 4th district  
Valerie Harper, 74, actress  
Jennifer Reali, 54, Fatal attraction killer.  
Joey Feek, singer  
Helen Fawkes, 40, Journalist  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani ISIL Spokesman  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, 44, Leader of ISIL  
Sharon Jones, 60, Dapp King Singer  
Breene Harimoto, 60, Hawaii State Senator  
Steven Latourette, 58, Ohio State Representative

Alternates:  
Nick Cannon, Actor  
Dana Rinehart, 68, former mayor of Columbus, Ohio

Clean List  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Martin Crowe  
Dave Rose  
Carolyn Mccarthy  
Valerie Harper  
Jennifer Reali  
Joey Feek  
Helen Fawkes  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Sharon Jones  
Breene Harimoto  
Steven Latourette

Alternates  
Nick Cannon  
Dana Rinehart

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/273 "2015-12-31T19:53:45Z")

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2016 Entry for the Ghoul Pool

Gordie Howe  
Muhammad Ali  
Pete Frates  
Joey Feek  
Arnold Palmer  
Valerie Harper  
Kevin Turner  
Stephen Hawking  
Tim Shaw  
Michael Soles  
Steve Gleason  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Joost van der Westhuizen

Alternates

Jack Lumpkin  
George HW Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Happy New Year Everyone!

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**Author:** ![irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irritant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/274 "2015-12-31T19:54:07Z")

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Happy birthday, Baker. I apologize for not doing this a few days ago.

My list:

Mark “The Undertaker” Calaway (3/24/1965)  
“Fast” Eddie Clarke (10/5/1950)  
Joey Feek (9/9/1975)  
Gary Friedrich (8/21/1943)  
Scott Hall (10/20/1958)  
Hulk Hogan (8/11/1953)  
Cormac McCarthy (7/20/1933)  
Frank Miller (1/27/1957)  
Alice Munro (7/10/1931)  
William “The Refrigerator” Perry (12/16/1962)  
Thomas Pynchon (5/8/1937)  
Philip Roth (3/19/1933)  
Scott Steiner (7/29/1962)

Alternates:

Walter Koenig (9/14/1936)  
Martin Shkreli (4/1/1983)

Clean Version:

Mark “The Undertaker” Calaway  
“Fast” Eddie Clarke  
Joey Feek  
Gary Friedrich  
Scott Hall  
Hulk Hogan  
Cormac McCarthy  
Frank Miller  
Alice Munro  
William “The Refrigerator” Perry  
Thomas Pynchon  
Philip Roth  
Scott Steiner

Alternates:

Walter Koenig  
Martin Shkreli

Thanks!

> [@JohnT](#):
>
> I hope I didn’t just kill Morrisey… 😉

Did you read his novel? He’d be better off.

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**Author:** ![Team\_Dirt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Team\_Dirt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Team_Dirt)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/275 "2015-12-31T19:55:37Z")

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Hi there,

First time player, thanks for organizing! I look forward to the game!

Best - Team Dirt

Clive James  
Don Newcombe  
Gaston Glock  
Howard Marks  
Huston Smith  
Jenny Diski  
Joey Feek  
Muhammad Ali  
Pat Harrington Jr.  
Randy Romero  
Rene Angelil  
Thomas Fekete  
Scott Putesky

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/276 "2015-12-31T20:03:26Z")

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Just to let people know, sometime later this afternoon or early evening I am going to make a post of the current bandwagon top thirteen.

I will also include a list of all those people who played last year but have not yet played when I post. It may jog some memories of _“Oh shoot! I forgot to play!!!”_

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/277 "2015-12-31T20:30:17Z")

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This year it’s a bandwagon list:

Breene Harimoto  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Caroline Aherne  
Scott Putesky  
Jimmy Snuka  
Steve Latourette  
Gay Byrne  
Joey Feek  
Martin Crowe  
Gino Odjick  
Gordon Aikman  
Tom Libous  
Helen Fawkes

Alts  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Ben Richards (the actor)  
Michael J Fox

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/278 "2015-12-31T20:56:11Z")

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Here is my list for this year.

George HW Bush  
Ed Charles  
Joan Baez  
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI  
Willie Mays  
Hugh Downs  
Gus Trikonis  
Mohammed Ali  
Jake Roberts  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Prince Phillip of Edinburgh  
Ken Kercheval  
Clive James

Alternates:  
Robert Dole  
Valarie Harper  
Doris Day

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**Author:** ![Bewildebeest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Bewildebeest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bewildebeest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/279 "2015-12-31T21:01:51Z")

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1. Fidel Castro
2. Dan Rather
3. Barbra Striesand
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. John McCain
6. Raul Castro (cuban guy)
7. Tom Cruise (Actor,not the Hoveround inventor)
8. Donald Trump
9. William Shatner
10. Nichelle Nichols
11. Queen Elizabeth II
12. Dionne Warwick (and she didn’t see it coming)
13. Nanette Fabray (low hanging fruit)

Alternates

1. Warren Miller (the snow skiing guy, although this name makes me uneasy)
2. H. Ross Perot
3. Charles Bryant Gumbel

## Clean list

Fidel Castro  
Dan Rather  
Barbra Striesand  
Lindsay Lohan  
John McCain  
Raul Castro  
Tom Cruise  
Donald Trump  
William Shatner  
Nichelle Nichols  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Dionne Warwick  
Nanette Fabray

Warren Miller  
H. Ross Perot  
Charles Bryant Gumbel

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**Author:** ![Grits\_and\_Hard\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Grits\_and\_Hard\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grits_and_Hard_Toast)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/280 "2015-12-31T21:42:26Z")

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Thanks for hosting!!  
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi  
Glen Campbell  
Kirk Douglas  
Billy Graham  
Fidel Castro  
Hosni Mubarak  
Prince Phillip  
George HW Bush  
Hugh Hefner  
Tom Brokaw  
Garrett Morris  
Fats Domino  
George Zimmerman

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/281 "2015-12-31T21:48:20Z")

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Happy birthday Deathmistress!

(glad I do not share my birthday with Lord Voldemort)

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