# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Squonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squonk)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/302 "2016-01-01T02:26:40Z")

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Last year was my best ever finish (T11 last I looked). I’m not expecting a repeat this year.

Fidel Castro - Death Pool Original - August 13, 1926  
King Bhumibol Adulyadej - King of Thailand - December 5, 1927  
Carol Burnett - Comedianne Extraordinaire - April 26, 1933  
Abdelaziz Bouteflika - President of Algeria - March 2, 1937  
Bill Cosby - Less said the better - July 12, 1937  
Clive James - Author who’s not dead yet - October 7, 1939  
David Montgomery - Phillies Chairman - June 26, 1946  
Larry Hogan - Governor of Maryland - May 25, 1956  
Mikhail Khodorkovsky - Putin Rival - June 26, 1963  
Rob Ford - Crazy Canadian Politician - May 28, 1969  
Joey Feek - Singer/Bandwagon Owner - September 9, 1975  
Lamar Odom - Former NBA Player/Drug Tester - November 6, 1979  
Johnny Manziel - Reckless NFL Player on & off the field - December 6, 1992

Fidel Castro  
King Bhumibol Adulyadej  
Carol Burnett  
Abdelaziz Bouteflika  
Bill Cosby  
Clive James  
David Montgomery  
Larry Hogan  
Mikhail Khodorkovsky  
Rob Ford  
Joey Feek  
Lamar Odom  
Johnny Manziel

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**Author:** ![bowler\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@bowler\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bowler_girl)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/303 "2016-01-01T02:37:05Z")

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> [@CAMJAY77](#):
>
> He’s already dead

Whoops! I was so busy watching for news of Joey Feek, I missed Pavel Srnicek’s demise. Looks like Pat Harrington Jr. gets to join the team.

Updated list

Gordon Banks  
Bonnie Brown  
Vivian Campbell  
Aaron Carter  
Joey Feek  
Jared Fogle  
Paul Gascoigne  
Pat Harrington Jr.  
John Hurt  
Val Kilmer  
Sinead O’Connor  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Malcolm Young

Alternates:  
Charlie Sheen  
Nicholas Brendan

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/304 "2016-01-01T02:44:04Z")

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Let’s see if I can do better this year. After a respectable tied for 9th place in 2013; only 2 in 2014 and just one, so far, in 2015.

OJ Brignance- answer to a trivia question who is the only pro football player to win the NFL Super Bowl and CFL Grey Cup for teams in the same city? Diagnosed with ALS several years ago.  
Joey Feek, duh  
Lindsey Lohan, old reliable  
Pro Rassler, Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake  
Gary Pinkel, former University of Missouri head football coach  
Randy Travis  
Valerie Harper  
Wilko Johnson  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, death by droning  
Kim Jong-un, “dies laughing”  
Tommy Chong  
Leon Redbone, wonder how will verify his age  
Suge Knight

Alternate in case Suge doesn’t live to see the New Year  
Justin Bieber

OJ Brignance  
Joey Feek  
Lindsey Lohan  
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake  
Gary Pinkel  
Randy Travis  
Valerie Harper  
Wilko Johnson  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Kim Jong-un  
Tommy Chong  
Suge Knight  
Alternate  
Justin Bieber

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/305 "2016-01-01T03:09:17Z")

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Dear _Beloved_ **Death Mistress** ,

For voyeurs like me (who like to observe but stay out of the handbasket), I’d like to request being entered as a Consensus Participant; that is to say, as my pick I’d like have whoever the group of the Top 13 choices are after you have the final tally.

_Respectfully,_ dba Fred

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/306 "2016-01-01T03:15:55Z")

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> [@Reepicheep](#):
>
> Vladimir Putin

He has made a pact with Satan.  
Putin will live forever, lest he take over the administration of Hell.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/307 "2016-01-01T03:23:46Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> **2016 Death Pool Red Herring List:**
> 
> Abu Mohammad al-Adnani, Daesh mouthpiece (b. 1977)  
> Joey Feek (b. 9/9/75)  
> Joost van der Westhuizen (b. 2/20/71)  
> Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (b. 7/28/71)  
> Martin Crowe (b. 9/22/62)  
> Johnathan Szeles (b. 9/9/58)  
> Bryan Murray (b. 12/5/42)  
> Helen Fawkes (b. x/x/71)  
> Gino Odjick (b. 9/7/70)  
> Maher al-Assad (Bashar’s kid brother) (b. 12/8/67)  
> Kurtis Haiu (b. 7/14/84)  
> Tom Libous (b. 4/16/53)  
> Ali Mamlouk (Assad’s former intelligence chief) (b. 2/19/46)
> 
> Alternates:  
> Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka  
> Clive James
> 
> Most of these will be on my final list. I’ve got a few unique picks I’m holding in reserve, but this way I’ve got a passable list if I fall asleep tomorrow night without posting my ‘real’ list. Plus I’m still debating with myself over a few picks.  
> Clean list:
> 
> Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
> Joey Feek  
> Joost van der Westhuizen  
> Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
> Martin Crowe  
> Johnathan Szeles  
> Bryan Murray  
> Helen Fawkes  
> Gino Odjick  
> Maher al-Assad  
> Kurtis Haiu  
> Tom Libous  
> Ali Mamlouk
> 
> Alternates:  
> Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka  
> Clive James

OK, it’s time for the real list, so I can go to bed.

Picks I’m keeping from the Red Herring list:  
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani, Daesh mouthpiece (b. 1977)  
Joey Feek (b. 9/9/75)  
Joost van der Westhuizen (b. 2/20/71)  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (b. 7/28/71)  
Martin Crowe (b. 9/22/62)  
Johnathan Szeles (b. 9/9/58)  
Bryan Murray (b. 12/5/42)

My ‘uniques’ (what, someone put one of these guys on their list already? Shirley Ujest!)  
Fernando Ricksen (dutch soccer star) 7/27/76  
Ray Blacklock (Australian rugby star) 4/16/55  
Danny Delport (South African/Rhodesian rugby star) age 63

And a few non-unique adds:  
Sharon Jones (b. 5/4/56)  
John “TotalBiscuit” Bain (b. 7/8/84)  
Jeff Lowe (b. 9/13/50)

Clean list:

Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
Joey Feek  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Martin Crowe  
Johnathan Szeles  
Bryan Murray  
Fernando Ricksen  
Ray Blacklock  
Danny Delport  
Sharon Jones  
John Bain  
Jeff Lowe

Alternates:  
Tom Libous  
Helen Fawkes  
Gino Odjick

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/308 "2016-01-01T04:03:32Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> OK, it’s time for the real list, so I can go to bed.  
> )
> 
> My ‘uniques’ (what, someone put one of these guys on their list already? Shirley Ujest!)  
> Fernando Ricksen (dutch soccer star) 7/27/76  
> Ray Blacklock (Australian rugby star) 4/16/55  
> Danny Delport (South African/Rhodesian rugby star) age 63
> 
> And a few non-unique adds:  
> Sharon Jones (b. 5/4/56)  
> John “TotalBiscuit” Bain (b. 7/8/84)  
> Jeff Lowe (b. 9/13/50)
> 
> Clean list:
> 
> Abu Mohammad al-Adnani  
> Joey Feek  
> Joost van der Westhuizen  
> Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
> Martin Crowe  
> Johnathan Szeles  
> Bryan Murray  
> Fernando Ricksen  
> Ray Blacklock  
> Danny Delport  
> Sharon Jones  
> John Bain  
> Jeff Lowe
> 
> Alternates:  
> Tom Libous  
> Helen Fawkes  
> Gino Odjick

I was heavy in Rugby and ALS picks, and got depressed, so I whittled it down to one.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/309 "2016-01-01T04:22:00Z")

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This year’s stab at immortality for 13 souls:

Phil Spector  
Salvatore F. DiMasi  
René Angélil  
George H.W. Bush  
Valarie Harper  
Frank Borman  
John Glen  
Jimmy Carter  
Jim Lovell  
Hosni Mubarak  
Penny Marshal  
Rob Ford  
Dick Cheney  
Of course, last year’s list only produced one stiff, but she was a youngin!

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**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/310 "2016-01-01T04:25:14Z")

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Here we go again!

Martin Crowe  
Joey Feek  
Valerie Harper  
Daisy Berkowitz  
Louie Anderson  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Lindsay Lohan  
Ginger Baker  
Suge Knight  
Vince McMahon  
John Bain  
Pete Doherty  
Jake Lloyd

Some holdovers from last year, some from previous years’ lists and a few new names just to keep it interesting.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/311 "2016-01-01T04:29:52Z")

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90 minutes to go!

Here’s my list:

Muhammad Ali  
Stephen Hawking  
Clive James  
Valerie Harper  
Albert Finney  
Hosni Mubarak  
Fidel Castro  
Jerry Lewis  
George H.W. Bush  
Joey Feek  
Larry Hogan  
Merle Haggard  
Jimmy Carter

alternate:  
Bob Barker  
Larry Hogan is the Maryland governor.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/312 "2016-01-01T04:34:14Z")

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It is now 10:35 in [del]Bakuba, Belgian Congo.[/del] Chicago, only one hour and change to go for any changes and late entries guys.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/313 "2016-01-01T04:38:57Z")

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I completely forgot about doing this.

Nancy Reagan  
Fidel Castro  
Teri Garr  
George H W Bush  
Rosalynn Carter  
Willard Scott  
Rose Marie  
Charles Osgood  
Burt Reynolds  
Ryan Buell  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Kirk Douglas  
Joey Feek

Alternates:  
Miley Cyrus  
Kylie Jenner  
Wiley M. Pickett  
(what! they rhyme!)

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/314 "2016-01-01T04:40:27Z")

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Dead Pool 2016

Having returned to the Top 10 in 2015, I offer a bountiful slate for 2016

Monty Brinson - (DOB unknown) Professional Poker Player  
Karen Lewis - (June 26, 1953) President of Chicago Teachers Union  
Darren Daulton – (January 3, 1962) former baseball player  
Roger Chanoine (September 11, 1976) former NFL player  
Charles Trippy (September 2, 1984) musician, actor  
Kevin Turner – (June 12, 1969) former NFL player  
Buddy Ryan - (February 17, 1931) football coach  
Superstar Billy Graham - (September 10, 1943) - wrestler  
Steve Gleason - (March 19, 1977) Former football player  
Willie Wood - ( Dec. 23, 1936) ex-football player  
Joey Feek - (September 9, 2015) Country Singer  
Tommy Chong (May 24, 1938) - “Chong, Man!”  
Renee Baio (December 24, 1972) - Stunt Woman, wife of Scott Baio  
Clean List:  
Monty Brinson  
Karen Lewis  
Darren Daulton  
Roger Chanoine  
Charles Trippy  
Kevin Turner  
Buddy Ryan  
Superstar Billy Graham  
Steve Gleason  
Willie Wood  
Joey Feek  
Tommy Chong  
Renee Baio

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/315 "2016-01-01T04:51:04Z")

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Bill O’Reilly  
Attorney John Ashcroft  
Ted Nugent  
Chris W. Cox  
Dave Mustaine  
Eddie Van Halen  
Clint Eastwood  
Karl Rove  
Antonio Scala  
Bill Cosby  
Former pope Benedict XVI  
Kim Jong-IL  
George H. W. Bush

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/316 "2016-01-01T04:56:09Z")

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Cher  
Joey Feek  
Jimmy Carter  
Tommy Chong  
Val Kilmer  
Valerie Harper  
Bill Cosby  
Glen Campbell  
Pope Francis  
Rob Ford  
Rev. Billy Graham  
Pat Robertson  
Phyllis Schlafly

alternates:  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
George H. W. Bush  
Muhammad Ali

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**Author:** ![CAMJAY77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5fc32e/32.png) [@CAMJAY77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAMJAY77)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/317 "2016-01-01T05:04:38Z")

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2015 didn’t go as well as expected. On to 2016 with mostly younger people.

Thomas Libous - Former New York Senator who lied to The F.B.I.  
Phil Gartside - Chairman of Bolton Wanderers who stepped away in November.  
Goran Hadzic - Former President of Republic of Serbian Krajina, and war criminal.  
Martin Crowe - Former cricketer, commentator and author.  
Joey Feek - Country and bluegrass singer.  
G. Monty Brinson - Actor, writer, professional poker player, supermarket heir.  
Rene Angelil - Singer, manager, poker player.  
Keith Farnham - Former Illinois House Rep. resigned, plead guilty to child porn, was recently indicted on more child porn charges.  
Bryan Wiedmeier - Cleveland Browns Executive Vice President, NFL Exec. 30+ years.  
Andrew Smith - Basketball player with Butler, Oklahoma City and Lithuanian club Neptūnas.  
Josh Haddon - Comedian, writer, actor.  
Gary Haggarty - Northern Ireland UVF commander, police informer, criminal.  
Kate Granger - Doctor, writer, speaker, activist.

Alternates:  
Peter Esterhazy - Hungarian writer  
Bryan Murray - NHL coach and executive.

**Clean List**

**Thomas Libous**  
**Phil Gartside**  
**Goran Hadzic**  
**Martin Crowe**  
**Joey Feek**  
**G. Monty Brinson**  
**Rene Angelil**  
**Keith Farnham**  
**Bryan Wiedmeier**  
**Andrew Smith**  
**Josh Haddon**  
**Gary Haggarty**  
**Kate Granger**

Alternates:  
**Peter Esterhazy**  
**Bryan Murray**

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/318 "2016-01-01T05:10:09Z")

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Bill Cosby  
Shia LaBeouf  
Michael J. Fox  
Gene Wilder  
Lil Wayne  
Lamar Odom  
Bob Barker  
Ozzy Osbourne  
Chief Keef  
Bashar al-Assad  
Macaulay Culkin  
Chris Brown  
Betty White

alternates :  
G.W.H. Bush  
George Karl

Thank you!  
-v

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/319 "2016-01-01T05:10:37Z")

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Folks, just want to let you know that I may not post stats for this game until 1/2 That would be how many celebs were chosen, how many were unique, and so on.

Remember this past January 1? Two celebs, a tie for the Opening Kickoff.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/320 "2016-01-01T05:20:21Z")

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Grace Mugabe: Unpleasant wife to unpleasant leader.  
Slim Dunlap: The Replacements replacement.  
Omar Treviño Morales: Los Zetas boss.  
Leonard Peltier: Indian in prison.  
Mark Mangino: Obese college football coach.  
Rod Carew: Twin  
Alain Robert: French Spiderman  
Gary Miller: Bad Brains  
Stephen Gleason:Saint Footballer  
Val Kilmer: Actor  
Michael Schumacher: Driver  
Placido Domingo: Singer  
Francis George: Cardinal of Chicago.

ALt:  
Kentwan Balmer: Former NFL.

Grace Mugabe  
Slim Dunlap  
Omar Treviño Morales  
Leonard Peltier  
Mark Mangino  
Rod Carew: Twin  
Alain Robert  
Gary Miller  
Stephen Gleason  
Val Kilmer  
Michael Schumacher  
Placido Domingo  
Francis George

alt  
Kentwan Balmer

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/321 "2016-01-01T05:29:34Z")

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Just half an hour to go, it is [the final countdown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw) to 2016!

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