# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/82 "2015-12-14T19:40:09Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Yeah - she’s falling faster than I would have liked. I was hoping that she would be out of the news until January.

I’ve had her on my list for months. I should have known my fellow ghouls would be paying attention.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/83 "2015-12-14T21:20:41Z")

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> [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/26179):
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> > [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/26170):
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> > Today’s … Donald Trump idea …:
> > 
> > “[There are 6.5 million people over the age of 112 drawing Social Security](http://crooksandliars.com/2015/12/trump-tells-media-fact-check-his-lie-6).” …
> 
> The actual number is 13. …

Take note, **Andrew21** , that is a full list.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/84 "2015-12-14T22:15:47Z")

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Roky Erickson  
Andrés Galarraga  
Valerie Harper  
Peter Criss  
Tony Iommi  
Slim Dunlap  
Sting  
Lance Armstrong  
Melvin Wayne Osmond  
Scott Stapp  
Lenny Dykstra  
Gino Odjick  
Nancy Reagan

Alternates:  
Rob Ford  
Carrie Fisher

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/85 "2015-12-14T22:54:48Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Take note, **Andrew21** , that is a full list.

That will be a full list if they all survive until January 1.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/86 "2015-12-14T23:44:22Z")

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Just pick thirteen that actually did something besides survive to great age. Try Douglas Slocombe, or Katsumi Tesuka.

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/87 "2015-12-14T23:54:58Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Just pick thirteen that actually did something besides survive to great age. Try Douglas Slocombe, or Katsumi Tesuka.

I’m not picking centenarians this year; I want points.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/88 "2015-12-15T02:51:12Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> I’m not picking centenarians this year; I want points.

Good man.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/89 "2015-12-15T15:59:23Z")

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Many thanks to Baker for continuing to do this!

1. [Fidel Castro](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidel_Castro), b. August 13, 1926. Dictator.
2. [Valerie Harper](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerie_Harper), b. August 22, 1939. Actress.
3. [Stephen Hawking](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking), b. January 8, 1942. Physicist.
4. [Muhammad Ali](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali), b. January 17, 1942. Boxer.
5. [Roy Horn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Horn), b. October 3, 1944. Magician.
6. [Randy Neugebauer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Neugebauer), b. December 24, 1949. Politician.
7. [Ayman al-Zawahiri](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayman_al-Zawahiri), b. June 19, 1951. Emir.
8. [Ron Jeremy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy), b. March 12, 1953. Actor.
9. [Randy Travis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Travis), b. May 4, 1959. Musician.
10. [Artie Lange](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artie_Lange), b. October 11, 1967. Comedian.
11. [Joey Feek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Feek), b. September 7, 1975. Musician.
12. [Kim Jong-un](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un), b. January 8, 1983. Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army.
13. [Lauren Potter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Potter), b. May 10, 1990. White House advisor.

Admittedly kind of lame hopping on the Feek bandwagon but maybe my doing so will bring her a miraculous recovery.

Alt1. [Elwood Edwards](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elwood_Edwards), b. November 6, 1949. Voice actor.  
Alt2. [Ruth Bader Ginsburg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Bader_Ginsburg), b. March 15, 1933. Supreme Court justice.  
Alt3. [Darren Daulton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Daulton), b. January 3, 1962. Baseball player.  
Plain text version:

Fidel Castro  
Valerie Harper  
Stephen Hawking  
Muhammad Ali  
Roy Horn  
Randy Neugebauer  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Ron Jeremy  
Randy Travis  
Artie Lange  
Joey Feek  
Kim Jong-un  
Lauren Potter

Elwood Edwards  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Darren Daulton

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/90 "2015-12-15T16:27:35Z")

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Niall Horan  
Liam Payne  
Harry Styles  
Louis Tomlinson  
Wheeler Baker  
Geno Crandall  
Corey Baldwin  
Dustin Hobaugh  
Bryce Cashman  
Josh Collins  
Shane Benton  
James Richman  
Drick Bernstine

Basically guessing that either One Direction or the University of North Dakota basketball team is gonna hit some airplane trouble this year.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/91 "2015-12-15T16:30:58Z")

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Substitution time.

He’s worth fewer points but a higher chance of success. Substituting Dick Van Dyke for Johnny Depp. Of course, this now means he will live another 20 years… ☹

The new list:

George H. W. Bush  
Barbara Bush  
Lindsay Lohan  
Queen Elizabeth  
Olivia de Havilland  
Jimmy Carter  
Muhammad Ali  
Angela Lansbury  
Dick Van Dyke  
Tom Selleck  
Judi Dench  
William Shatner  
Charles Osgood

Alternates  
Pope Francis  
Vladimir Putin

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/92 "2015-12-15T16:49:37Z")

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Might as well jump in.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
George H.W. Bush  
Amanda Bynes  
Dwayne “Lil Wayne” Carter  
Tommy Chong  
Joey Feek  
Leo Gallagher  
Steve Gleason  
Hugh Hefner  
Val Kilmer  
Hosni Mubarak  
Thien “Tila Tequila” Nguyen  
Jerry Sandusky

Alternatives:  
Jimmy Carter  
Gordie Howe  
Ayman al-Zawahiri

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/93 "2015-12-15T19:06:14Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> I’m not picking centenarians this year; I want points.

If there’s anyone out there who figures they aren’t going to get many points anyway, but figures ‘most unique picks’ would be an attainable goal, you’ve certainly shown the way!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/94 "2015-12-16T01:56:11Z")

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See [post=33]smithsb[/post]

No change. Below are the real names of the rappers. Your choice to use.

Keith Cozart  
Juaquin James Malphurs  
Quincey Matthew Hanley  
Tyrone William Griffin, Jr.  
Aaron Dontez Yates  
Bryan Williams  
Jeffrey Lamar Williams,  
Terrence Thornton  
Horst Christian Simco  
Ackquille Jean Pollard  
Olubowale Victor Akintimehin  
Anerae Veshaughn Brown  
Charly Wingate

Christopher Lynn Moore  
Moses Michael Levi  
Tab Virgil, Jr.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/95 "2015-12-16T10:02:36Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> See [post=33]smithsb[/post]No change. Below are the real names of the rappers. Your choice to use.

If they are better known by their “professional” names those are the ones I’ll use. But if one of them gains you points, it would help to give a heads up.

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**Author:** ![pachabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@pachabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pachabel)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/96 "2015-12-16T20:47:39Z")

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Second year submission after getting -0- points for 2015 (so far)

Jared Fogle  
Rikki Rocket  
Artie Lang  
Joey Feek  
Ringo Starr  
Pope Benedict  
Suge Knight  
Lil Wayne  
Jerry Stiller  
Bashar al-Assad  
Steve Jones  
Travis Barker  
Nick Stahl

Alternates:  
Donald Trump  
Randy Travis  
Josh Duggar

(Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols if there’s any question)

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/97 "2015-12-17T00:18:34Z")

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Finally getting around to getting my list put together. Mostly the same as last year’s list, but it took me this long to decide whether to take Jimmy Carter off my list or leave him on. 😉 Also, jumping on the Joey Feek bandwagon (is it getting crowded on here?)

Abe Vigoda  
Kirk Douglas  
Valerie Harper  
Dick Cheney  
Donald Rumsfeld  
Stephen Hawking  
Jimmy Carter  
Rosalynn Carter  
Nancy Reagan  
Robert Mugabe  
Carl Kassel  
Tom Brokaw  
Joey Feek

Alternates:  
Michael Douglas  
John McCain

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/98 "2015-12-17T01:12:49Z")

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Ya know, if I put Joey Feek on my list, I bet all you jumping on the bandwagon would scramble in a hurry to take her off your list. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/99 "2015-12-17T02:27:05Z")

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Joey Feek  
Nancy Reagan  
Barbara Bush  
Tony Danza  
George H. W. Bush  
Valerie Harper  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Burt Reynolds  
Glen Campbell  
Keith Richards  
Jim Nabors  
Alan Alda  
Bill Cosby

Alternates

Loretta Lynn  
Aretha Franklin  
Pete Rose

Barbara Bush–Mrs. G. H. W. Bush

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/100 "2015-12-17T02:59:51Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ya know, if I put Joey Feek on my list, I bet all you jumping on the bandwagon would scramble in a hurry to take her off your list. 😃

You could charge money for this, Swampy.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/101 "2015-12-17T11:11:23Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You could charge money for this, Swampy.  
> :dubious:

Death Poolers, for the mere pittance of one thousand USD per person, I will not put Joey Feek on my list.

Let’s see if this works.

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