# Celebrity Death Pool 2016

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098 "2015-12-01T05:57:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/102 "2015-12-17T22:32:53Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Death Poolers, for the mere pittance of one thousand USD per person, I will not put Joey Feek on my list.
> 
> Let’s see if this works.

I’d start a bit lower.  
Say, five bucks.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/103 "2015-12-17T22:51:58Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I’d start a bit lower.  
> Say, five bucks.

We’ll split the difference and say $502.50. 😃

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/104 "2015-12-17T23:02:35Z")

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ya know, what I’d really like to see here is entries! I have the feeling a lot of people are waiting to see if a certain celebrity dies before the start of the year.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/105 "2015-12-18T01:10:54Z")

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I have a clarification question concerning the Manner of Death. There must be a Latin phrase for that, but I digress.

Concerning the terrorists on some lists, death by execution does not make points, but I take it that death by assassination or armed drone accident does. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/106 "2015-12-18T09:53:28Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I have a clarification question concerning the Manner of Death. There must be a Latin phrase for that, but I digress.

- 

Modum mortis\* I think.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/107 "2015-12-18T10:59:55Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> ya know, what I’d really like to see here is entries! I have the feeling a lot of people are waiting to see if a certain celebrity dies before the start of the year.

Nah, that’s what alternates are for. Or amended lists. 🙂

For me, things have just been a blur the past four weeks. Life’s been crazy, work’s been crazy, all of a sudden Christmas is a week away and I haven’t taken care of stuff I should have done a week or two ago. So the Death Pool list has been pushed back until after Christmas. That’s just life.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/108 "2015-12-18T22:03:20Z")

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Clint Eastwood  
Kirk Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Jimmy Carter  
George HW Bush  
Dick Cheney  
Fidel Castro  
Betty White  
Nancy Reagan  
Kylie Kardashian  
Dan Rather  
Dennis Hastert  
Charlie Sheen

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**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/109 "2015-12-18T22:51:32Z")

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My birth dates are written NZ style -day,month, year.

& just to be clear, it’s just a game. I don’t wish death on anyone.  
OK ready Now. My birth dates are NZ style -day,month, year.

& just to be clear, it’s just a game. I don’t wish death on anyone.  
Kang Kek Iew or Comrade Duch 17/11/42 Ok maybe I wish death on one person. I’m just back from a holiday in SE Asia, & the Killing Fields & S-21 prison moved me more than anything else I saw there. Monster.  
Sinead O’Connor 8/12/66  
Phil Judd 20/3/53 Founding member of both The Swingers & highly influential NZ band Split Enz.  
CK Stead 17/10/32 New Zealand’s most eminent poet  
Keri Hulme 9/3/47 Author of The Bone People  
Zayn Malik 12/1/93 This year’s young burnout  
Gordon Lightfoot 17/11/38  
Yoko Ono 18/2/33  
Marianne Faithfull 29/12/46  
Alain Delon 8/11/35  
Martin Crowe 22/9/62  
Harry Lyon  
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris 30/3/30 Ok maybe I wish death on two people  
Bridgette Bardot 28/9/34 It doesn’t seem possible that BB is 81! Forever young.  
Lisle Kinney

Lyon, Ball & Kinney are the surviving original members of NZ band Hello Sailor after Brazier & McArtney’s deaths I imagine they are eating chia seeds, drinking herbal teas & consulting health practitioners, but these guys didn’t worry about pesky little details like getting famous before they became the Wild Men of Rock. There aren’t any birthdates on line but they would all be around 64.

Kang Kek Iew or Comrade Duch 17/11/42 Ok maybe I wish death on one person. I’m just back from a holiday in SE Asia, & the Killing Fields & S-21 prison moved me more than anything else I saw there. Monster.  
Sinead O’Connor 8/12/66  
Phil Judd 20/3/53 Founding member of both The Swingers & highly influential NZ band Split Enz.  
CK Stead 17/10/32 New Zealand’s most eminent poet  
Keri Hulme 9/3/47  
Zayn Malik 12/1/93 This year’s young burnout  
Gordon Lightfoot 17/11/38  
Yoko Ono 18/2/33  
Marianne Faithfull 29/12/46  
Alain Delon 8/11/35  
Martin Crowe 22/9/62  
Harry Lyon  
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris 30/3/30 Ok maybe I wish death on two people  
Bridgette Bardot 28/9/34 It doesn’t seem possible that BB is 81! Forever young.  
Lisle Kinney

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**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/110 "2015-12-18T22:59:31Z")

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I forgot about the short edit window here

Clean List

Kang Kek Iew  
Sinead O’Connor  
Phil Judd  
CK Stead  
Keri Hulme  
Zayn Malik  
Gordon Lightfoot  
Yoko Ono  
Marianne Faithfull  
Alain Delon  
Martin Crowe  
Harry Lyon  
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris  
Bridgette Bardot  
Lisle Kinney

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/111 "2015-12-19T03:05:49Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> Clint Eastwood  
> Kirk Douglas  
> Zsa Zsa Gabor  
> Jimmy Carter  
> George HW Bush  
> Dick Cheney  
> Fidel Castro  
> Betty White  
> Nancy Reagan  
> Kylie Kardashian  
> Dan Rather  
> Dennis Hastert  
> Charlie Sheen

Forgot my alternates:

Bob Barker  
Bill Clinton  
Glen Campbell

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/112 "2015-12-19T14:15:01Z")

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Kirk Douglas (12/9/16): He’s been on my list so long. I’ll miss him when he’s gone.  
Jimmy Carter (10/1/24): The best ex-president we ever had  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (3/15/33): The Supreme Court Justice with the fanciest collars  
Glen Campbell (4/22/36): Country singer with Alzheimers  
Tommy Chong (5/24/38): Pot is not a cancer treatment  
Valerie Harper (8/22/39): Popular low-hainging fruit of years past  
John Hurt (1/22/40): Actor with pancreatic cancer  
Tom Brokaw (2/6/40): Former talking head for NBC Nightly News  
Malcolm Young (1/6/53): Former AC/DC guitarist with dementia  
Martin Crowe (9/22/62): Cricketer with lymphoma  
Bahar al-Assad (9/11/65): President of Syria, international low-hanging fruit  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (7/28/71): Terrorist bastard  
Joey Martin Feek (9/9/75): Popular low-hanging fruit  
CLEAN LIST  
Kirk Douglas  
Jimmy Carter  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Glen Campbell  
Tommy Chong  
Valerie Harper  
John Hurt  
Tom Brokaw  
Malcolm Young  
Martin Crowe  
Basar al-Assad  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Joey Martin Feek

ALTERNATES  
Pope Emeritus Benedict  
Prince Philip  
Queen Elizabeth II

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**Author:** ![BlossomDrearie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@BlossomDrearie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlossomDrearie)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/113 "2015-12-20T01:41:05Z")

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**The White Dot** or **Star Dust**

Betty White 1/17/1922 actor on “The Golden Girls,” “Life With Elizabeth”  
Bill Macy 5/18/1922 actor on “Maude”  
Carl Reiner 3/20/1922 tv comedy writer, novelist, performer on “Your Show of Shows”  
Caroline Aherne 12/24/1963 tv comedy writer, actor on “The Royle Family”  
Gloria Henry 4/2/1923 actor on “Dennis the Menace”  
Hugh Downs 2/14/1921 television journalist  
Janet Waldo 2/4/1920 voice of Judy Jetson  
Joyce Randolph 10/24/1924 actor on “The Honeymooners”  
June Foray 9/18/1917 voice of Rocky Squirrel  
Larry Storch 1/8/1923 actor on “F Troop”, “Ghost Busters”  
Noel Neill 11/25/1920 actor on “Superman” TV series  
Pat Harrington Jr. 8/13/1929 actor on “One Day at a Time”  
Valerie Harper 8/22/1939 actor on “Rhoda”, “Valerie’s Family”  
**The Clean List**  
Betty White  
Bill Macy  
Carl Reiner  
Caroline Aherne  
Gloria Henry  
Hugh Downs  
Janet Waldo  
Joyce Randolph  
June Foray  
Larry Storch  
Noel Neill  
Pat Harrington Jr.  
Valerie Harper

**ALTERNATES** :  
Jerry Lewis  
Rose Marie Mazzetta  
Bill Dana

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**Author:** ![Shaggy\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shaggy\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaggy_Z)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/114 "2015-12-20T07:44:51Z")

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Mike Duffy (Canadian senator)  
Rob Ford (former Toronto mayor)  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (ISIS leader)  
Bashar al-Assad (Syrian President)  
Joaquín Guzman (Mexican druglord)  
Kim Jong-un (leader of North Korea)  
Charlie Sheen (actor)  
Lindsay Lohan (actor and stuff)  
Stephen King (author)  
Ashraf Ghani (president of Afghanistan)  
Bill Cosby (actor etc.)  
Stephen Hawking (physicist)  
George RR Martin (author)

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**Author:** ![Shaggy\_Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shaggy\_Z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaggy_Z)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/115 "2015-12-20T07:53:02Z")

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> [@Shaggy\_Z](#):
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> Mike Duffy (Canadian senator)  
> Rob Ford (former Toronto mayor)  
> Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (ISIS leader)  
> Bashar al-Assad (Syrian President)  
> Joaquín Guzman (Mexican druglord)  
> Kim Jong-un (leader of North Korea)  
> Charlie Sheen (actor)  
> Lindsay Lohan (actor and stuff)  
> Stephen King (author)  
> Ashraf Ghani (president of Afghanistan)  
> Bill Cosby (actor etc.)  
> Stephen Hawking (physicist)  
> George RR Martin (author)

Clean:  
Mike Duffy  
Rob Ford  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Bashar al-Assad  
Joaquín Guzman  
Kim Jong-un  
Charlie Sheen  
Lindsay Lohan  
Stephen King  
Ashraf Ghani  
Bill Cosby  
Stephen Hawking  
George RR Martin

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/116 "2015-12-22T02:22:22Z")

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Glen Campbell (April 22, 1936), country singer  
Tommy Chong (May 24, 1938), comedian  
Valerie Harper (Aug. 22, 1939), actress  
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka (May 18, 1943), wrestler  
Malcolm Young (Jan. 8, 1953), AC/DC guitarist  
The Amazing Jonathan (John Szelas) (Sept. 9, 1958), magician  
Vivian Campbell (Aug. 25, 1962), Dio/Def Leppard guitarist  
Martin Crowe (Sept. 22, 1962), cricketer  
Bashar al-Assad (Sept. 11, 1965), Syrian dictator  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (July 28, 1971), ISIS caliph/drone target  
Joey Feek (Sept. 9, 1975), country singer/bandwagon pick  
Lamar Odom (Nov. 6, 1979), basketball player/Kardashian-by-marriage  
Kseniya Sobchak (Nov. 5, 1981), ‘Paris Hilton of Russia’ turned critic of Putin’s government

Alternates  
Slim Dunlap (Aug 14, 1951), replaced Bob Stinson in the Replacements. So if he gets bumped to the main list, he’ll be a replacement Replacement replacement.  
Andy Dick (Dec. 21, 1965), alleged comedian/confirmed fuck-up  
Rush Limbaugh (Jan. 12, 1951), radio pundit, potential death from myocardial infarction, oxycontin OD or head asploding when Hilary gets elected President  
Plain Jane version  
Glen Campbell  
Tommy Chong  
Valerie Harper  
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka  
Malcolm Young  
The Amazing Jonathan  
Vivian Campbell  
Martin Crowe  
Bashar al-Assad  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Joey Feek  
Lamar Odom  
Kseniya Sobchak

Alternates:  
Slim Dunlap  
Andy Dick  
Rush Limbaugh

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/117 "2015-12-22T08:26:46Z")

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Oh glorious mystical Death Mistress, could we please have a recap of the top celebs? Thank you so much. 😃

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/118 "2015-12-22T09:46:36Z")

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This is a list of all celebs having been selected five times.

Joey Feek 19  
Valerie Harper 12  
Jimmy Carter 11  
George H. W. Bush 10  
Glen Campbell 9  
Bashar al-Assad 8  
Charlie Sheen 8  
Fidel Castro 8  
Burt Reynolds 7  
Lindsay Lohan 7  
Stephen Hawking 7  
Tommy Chong 7  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 6  
John Hurt 6  
Kirk Douglas 6  
Martin Crowe 6  
Muhammad Ali 6  
Nancy Reagan 6  
Dick Cheney 5  
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka 5  
Malcolm Young 5  
Mary Tyler Moore 5  
Tom Brokaw 5

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**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/119 "2015-12-22T11:49:46Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> This is a list of all celebs having been selected five times.\<snip\>

The sharks smell blood…

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/120 "2015-12-22T14:35:31Z")

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Where’s Abe Vigoda? C’mon, people, he’s gotta die _sometime!_ Let’s have a little respect for tradition here! 😃

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**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2016/739098/121 "2015-12-22T21:05:13Z")

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And Zsa Zsa. She’s still a point. It will give you a leg up over all of us that can’t get off the schnied.

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