# Celebrity Death Pool 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2016, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517 "2016-12-01T07:00:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 105

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2081 "2018-01-02T16:07:24Z")

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I was shut out for the year ☹

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2082 "2018-01-02T17:52:43Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> You said we would never speak of this!

Well, he said “heals” in the Death Pool thread. That is just wrong.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2083 "2018-01-02T18:21:24Z")

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“Snookums”? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2084 "2018-01-03T15:02:35Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> “Snookums”? :dubious:

It’s a long story involving a weed-wacker and a tub of Philadelphia cream cheese. I am not sure I want to relate all the details. 😃

I’ve also been known to call him Campfire Buns as well.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2085 "2018-01-03T15:44:48Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I am not sure I want to relate all the details. 😃

That is probably a very good idea.

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**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2086 "2018-01-03T16:20:20Z")

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59 rucciface 39 5(1)  
Final Hours: rucciface (Dec 29th)

My best showing, yet. This has been _fun?_ Good game, everyone. Thank you, **phungi**.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2087 "2018-01-03T20:31:23Z")

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All alone in 27th place. I believe that’s my best showing yet. But I did have Paul Gascoigne hanging around my neck. And that healthy motherfucker The Amazing Jonathan. And a couple other remission assholes. So … I’m looking forward to an even better finish in 2018.

DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!

… or is that a little too much?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2088 "2018-01-04T17:52:55Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> All alone in 27th place. I believe that’s my best showing yet. But I did have Paul Gascoigne hanging around my neck. And that healthy motherfucker The Amazing Jonathan. And a couple other remission assholes. So … I’m looking forward to an even better finish in 2018.
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> DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!
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> … or is that a little too much?

Nothing most of us haven’t said a time or 1,287,943 or so.

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/2089 "2018-01-07T11:02:41Z")

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Nm

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