# Celebrity Death Pool 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2016, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517 "2016-12-01T07:00:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/341 "2016-12-31T15:41:37Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
>
> That’s being generous. He’s a prospect who hoped to become pro some day. It’s close to the pick we had a few years ago with a AA baseball player who was sick. The media picked up on it because he was young and it’s sad not because they were famous.
> 
> Since this is mostly a gentlemans game I would hope you could see that at best you are stretching the definition of celebrity to the breaking point. This type of pick has driven people away from the game. I’ve had quite a few of these types of picks over the years and I’ve always self regulated them.

Reminds me of a pick in 2015, an NCAA Div III Woman’s Basketball player. There were a couple of roster photos and some stats, but basically only in the news because she was sick. Was [“ruled out”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18017881&postcount=431):

> [@](#):
>
> Originally Posted by Baker  
> Okay folks, sorry to do this, but at least four people have now challenged the status of Lauren Hill. That’s enough for me, after looking her up too.
> 
> So I’m going to go back and pick out the alternates for those who have selected her.
> 
> Again, I’m really sorry.

I am not going to put him on my list and in the spirit of the game and rules say “not a celebrity”

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/342 "2016-12-31T15:42:45Z")

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> [@Clams](#):
>
> Okay here is my clean list:
> 
> 1. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
> 2. Abu Musab al-Barnawi
> 3. Turki al-Binali
> 4. Abu Luqman  
> ​5. ​Sirajuddin Haqqani​
> 5. Hafiz Mohammad Saeed
> 6. Oussama Atar
> 7. Ayman al-Zawahiri
> 8. Qasim al-Raymi
> 9. Yahya Abu el Hammam
> 10. Asim Umar
> 11. Ahmad Umar
> 12. Abu Mohammad al-Julani  
> Alternate: Ezedin Abdel Aziz Khalil

THIS is a clean list:

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Abu Musab al-Barnawi  
Turki al-Binali  
Abu Luqman  
​Sirajuddin Haqqani​  
Hafiz Mohammad Saeed  
Oussama Atar  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Qasim al-Raymi  
Yahya Abu el Hammam  
Asim Umar  
Ahmad Umar  
Abu Mohammad al-Julani

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/343 "2016-12-31T16:05:31Z")

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> [@Bewildebeest](#):
>
> 1. Ross Perot
> 2. Dan Rather
> 3. Barbra Striesand
> 4. Lindsay Lohan
> 5. John McCain
> 6. Raul Castro (cuban guy)
> 7. Tom Cruise (Actor,not the Hoveround inventor)
> 8. Donald Trump
> 9. William Shatner
> 10. Nichelle Nichols
> 11. Queen Elizabeth II
> 12. Dionne Warwick (and she didn’t see it coming)
> 13. Nanette Fabray (low hanging fruit)
> 
> Alternates
> 
> 1. Warren Miller (the snow skiing guy, although this name makes me uneasy)
> 2. Charles Bryant Gumbel
> 
> ## Clean list
> 
> Dan Rather  
> Barbra Striesand  
> Lindsay Lohan  
> John McCain  
> Raul Castro  
> Tom Cruise  
> Donald Trump  
> William Shatner  
> Nichelle Nichols  
> Queen Elizabeth II  
> Dionne Warwick  
> Nanette Fabray
> 
> Warren Miller  
> Charles Bryant Gumbel

Your clean list has only 12 names; you missed Ross Perot.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/344 "2016-12-31T16:11:17Z")

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Valerie Harper  
Lindsay Lohan  
Scott Hall  
Bob Barker  
Amanda Bynes  
George H W Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Courtney Love  
Sid Hartman  
Keith Richards  
Miley Cyrus  
Jerry Lewis  
Tommy Chong

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/345 "2016-12-31T16:59:31Z")

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Just a reminder, **Idle Thoughts** set the deadline to submit picks is one hour later than previous years, so picks must be in by 10:59 PM PST, 11:59 PM MST, 12:59 AM CST, 1:59 AM EST:

> [@](#):
>
> 1. All picks must be made by December 31st, 2016, at 11:59PM, MOUNTAIN TIME. I don’t care who you are or what your reason is, if you are even ONE MINUTE late, at midnight of Jan 1st, you will be turned away, I’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![arara123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@arara123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arara123)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/346 "2016-12-31T18:27:48Z")

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1. Cher
2. Margaret Cho
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Boris Johnson
6. Joseph Kabila
7. Christine Lagarde
8. Dmitry Medvedev
9. Jim Sensenbrenner
10. Manmohan Singh
11. Jim Steinman
12. Dominique Strauss-Kahn
13. Rex W. Tillerson

Alternates:

1. Justin Bieber
2. Pope Francis
3. Elton John

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Again, with brief descriptions:

1. Cher (singer)
2. Margaret Cho (comedienne)
3. Hilary Clinton (former US Senator and Secretary of State)
4. Miley Cyrus (singer)
5. Boris Johnson (British Politician)
6. Joseph Kabila (President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo)
7. Christine Lagarde (French politician and current Managing Director of the IMF)
8. Dmitry Medvedev (Prime Minister of Russia)
9. Jim Sensenbrenner (US Congressman from Wisconsin)
10. Manmohan Singh (former Prime Minister of India)
11. Jim Steinman (composer and lyricist)
12. Dominique Strauss-Kahn (French politician and former Managing Director of the IMF)
13. Rex W. Tillerson (ExxonMobil CEO and US Secretary of State nominee)

Alternates:

1. Justin Bieber (singer)
2. Pope Francis (current Bishop of Rome)
3. Elton John (singer)

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/347 "2016-12-31T19:41:02Z")

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Joseph Kony  
Allister Carter  
Yoshiro Nakamatsu  
Valerie Harper  
L’il Wayne  
Archie Roach  
Rodrigo Duterte  
Quincy Jones  
Rayya Elias  
Peter Skellern  
Aldon Smith  
Joost Van der Westhuizen  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Joseph Kony-EVIL  
Allister Carter-Snooker Player  
Yoshiro Nakamatsu-Dr. Nakamats  
Valerie Harper-Actress  
L’il Wayne-Rapper  
Archie Roach-Musician  
Rodrigo Duterte-Phillipine Politician  
Quincy Jones-Comedian  
Rayya Elias-Author/Musician  
Peter Skellern-Singer/Priest  
Aldon Smith-NFL player  
Joost Van der Westhuizen-Rugby Player  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/348 "2016-12-31T20:00:23Z")

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> [@1b3bz18c9ed269201](#):
>
> I now grant the following people a high probability of living through 2017 but my list is:
> 
> Barbara Walters  
> Dennis Rodman  
> Henry Kissinger  
> Clint Eastwood  
> Steven Hawking  
> Billy Graham  
> Bob Newhart  
> Wilt Chamberlin

Wilt Chamberlain died in 1999.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/349 "2016-12-31T20:47:09Z")

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My list:

1. Ned Beatty – 79, actor
2. Amanda Bynes – 30, actress
3. Glen Campbell - 80, musician
4. Tommy Chong – 78, comedian
5. Gord Downie – 52, singer (Tragically Hip)
6. Valerie Harper – 77, actress
7. John Hurt – 76, actor
8. Phil Lesh – 76, musician (Grateful Dead)
9. John McVie – 71, musician (Fleetwood Mac)
10. Burt Reynolds – 80, actor
11. Holly Rowe – 50, sports reporter
12. Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka – 73, wrestler
13. Joost van der Westhuizen – 45, rugby player

Alternates:

1. Shannon Doherty – 45, actress
2. Morrissey – 57, singer
3. John Wetton – 67, singer/bassist (Asia)  
Clean list:

Ned Beatty  
Amanda Bynes  
Glen Campbell  
Tommy Chong  
Gord Downie  
Valerie Harper  
John Hurt  
Phil Lesh  
John McVie  
Burt Reynolds  
Holly Rowe  
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka  
Joost van der Westhuizen

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/350 "2016-12-31T20:50:45Z")

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Kanye West  
Charlie Sheen  
Jim Carrey  
Tila Tequila  
Valerie Harper  
Shannen Doherty  
Kassie Depaiva  
Val Kilmer  
Donald Trump  
Tom Brokaw  
Pele  
Gord Downie  
Jaqwis Dancy

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/351 "2016-12-31T21:10:27Z")

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Theme list again this year, and once again, there are not thirteen people who fit my theme. Only eleven.  
[ul]  
[li] Frank Borman - 3/14/1928[/li][li] Jim Lovell - 3/25/1928[/li][li] Dick Gordan - 10/5/1929[/li][li] Tom Stafford - 9/17/1930[/li][li] John Young - 9/24/1930[/li][li] Michael Collins - 10/31/1930[/li][li] Al Worden - 2/7/1932[/li][li] Bill Anders - 10/17/1933[/li][li] Fred Haise - 11/14/1933[/li][li] Eugene Cernan - 3/14/1934[/li][li] Ken Mattingly - 3/17/1936[/li][/ul]

Frank Borman  
Jim Lovell  
Dick Gordan  
Tom Stafford  
John Young  
Michael Collins  
Al Worden  
Bill Anders  
Fred Haise  
Eugene Cernan  
Ken Mattingly

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/da6949/32.png) [@Uncle\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/352 "2016-12-31T21:20:27Z")

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Another protege of Phungi, here.

Bill Cosby  
Lindsey Lohan  
Hugh Hefner  
Robert Kardashian, Jr.  
Lamar Odom  
Dorris day  
OJ Simpson  
Shia  
Jared Fogle  
Hillary Clinton  
Donald Trump  
Keith Richards  
Charlie Sheen

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/353 "2016-12-31T21:27:07Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Frank](#):
>
> Another protege of Phungi, here.
> 
> Bill Cosby  
> Lindsey Lohan  
> Hugh Hefner  
> Robert Kardashian, Jr.  
> Lamar Odom  
> Dorris day  
> OJ Simpson  
> Shia  
> Jared Fogle  
> Hillary Clinton  
> Donald Drumpf  
> Keith Richards  
> Charlie Sheen

Always happy to have my friends and their offspring, but something is missing on “Shia”… Is that “Sia” or “Shia Labeouf”?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/354 "2016-12-31T21:39:22Z")

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> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#):
>
> Theme list again this year, and once again, there are not thirteen people who fit my theme. Only eleven.

Apollo astronauts?

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/355 "2016-12-31T22:10:03Z")

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Same list, year 6 (Except for the late George Michael, replaced with Peter Criss). Good luck, everyone.

Danica Patrick  
Rush Limbaugh  
Bryant Gumbel  
Eddie Van Halen  
Sandra Day O’Connor  
Julie Andrews  
Nick Nolte  
Gary Busey  
Rosalyn Carter  
Drew Brees  
Boy George  
Rex Ryan  
Peter Criss

Alternates:  
Elton John  
Paul McCartney  
Cher

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**Author:** ![jeezums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jeezums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeezums)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/356 "2016-12-31T22:34:05Z")

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Billy Connolly Comedian  
Valerie Harper Actress  
Gordon Downie Musician  
Val Kilmer Actor  
Greg Gilbert Musician  
Glen Campbell Musician  
Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz Marilyn Manson bandmember  
Joost van der Westhuizen South African rugby player  
Bryan Murray Ottawa Senators GM  
Leah Bracknell Actress  
Peter Skellern Musician  
Shannen Doherty Actress  
Jimmy Snuka Wrestler

Clean list

Billy Connolly  
Valerie Harper  
Gordon Downie  
Val Kilmer  
Greg Gilbert  
Glen Campbell  
Scott Putesky  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Bryan Murray  
Leah Bracknell  
Peter Skellern  
Shannen Doherty  
Jimmy Snuka

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/357 "2016-12-31T22:42:22Z")

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Emperor Akihito  
Pope Benedict  
George HW Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Tommy Chong  
Shannen Doherty  
Billy Graham  
Valerie Harper  
John Hurt  
Prince Philip  
Gloria Vanderbilt  
Dick Van Dyke  
Leslie Wexner

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**Author:** ![Martonio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Martonio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martonio)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/358 "2016-12-31T22:53:28Z")

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“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka  
Shannen Doherty  
Gord Downie  
Val Kilmer  
Burt Reynolds  
Dwight Gooden  
Lil Wayne  
Bryan Murray  
Sinead O’Connor  
Bart Starr  
Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)  
Clive James  
William “Refrigerator” Perry

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/359 "2016-12-31T23:01:18Z")

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> [@Martonio](#):
>
> “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka  
> Shannen Doherty  
> Gord Downie  
> Val Kilmer  
> Burt Reynolds  
> Dwight Gooden  
> Lil Wayne  
> Bryan Murray  
> Sinead O’Connor  
> Bart Starr  
> Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)  
> Clive James  
> William “Refrigerator” Perry

Is this the same list you put in earlier?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2016, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/360 "2016-12-31T23:07:22Z")

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