# Celebrity Death Pool 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2016, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517 "2016-12-01T07:00:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/441 "2017-01-04T13:51:59Z")

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Nobody had **John Berger** or **Mack Machowicz**.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/442 "2017-01-04T18:09:23Z")

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Four days in and nobody has any points? Darn posh celebrity slackers! C’mon – someone start a body count! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/443 "2017-01-04T18:18:10Z")

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> [@Little\_Pig](#):
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> Oh Goodie. The gates of Hell are slowly opening. I hope they shoot his corpse out of a canon towards the La Brea Tar pits. Yippee!

Seems a bit harsh on the canon, though I suppose we could probably find one who was guilty of child sex offences for the purpose.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/444 "2017-01-04T18:27:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Apollo astronauts?

Close. My list is everyone who has visited the moon without walking on it.

Is there an award for the most specific theme? 😃

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/445 "2017-01-04T21:06:31Z")

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> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#):
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> Close. My list is everyone who has visited the moon without walking on it.
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> Is there an award for the most specific theme? 😃

You get the entirety of the cash prize?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/446 "2017-01-04T21:15:02Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
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> Who is Steve Christy?

Hellfire, I meant to say Chris Christy. I guess I’m stuck with Steve Christy the ex Buffalo Bills kicker.

There’s got to be a kicking the bucket joke in there somewhere…

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/447 "2017-01-04T21:36:32Z")

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> [@Mr.Goob](#):
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> Hellfire, I meant to say Chris Christy. I guess I’m stuck with Steve Christy the ex Buffalo Bills kicker.
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> There’s got to be a kicking the bucket joke in there somewhere…

Many many years ago, when the Cardinals football team was still in St Louis, they had a so-so place kicker named Steve Little. IIRC, the day he got cut from the team, he went out and got drunk and wound up killing himself when he drove off the road and hit a highway sign. I still remember my brother’s comment: “I can’t believe it! He hit the upright again!”

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/448 "2017-01-04T22:19:54Z")

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> [@Mr.Goob](#):
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> Hellfire, I meant to say Chris Christy. I guess I’m stuck with Steve Christy the ex Buffalo Bills kicker.
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> There’s got to be a kicking the bucket joke in there somewhere…

> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Many many years ago, when the Cardinals football team was still in St Louis, they had a so-so place kicker named Steve Little. IIRC, the day he got cut from the team, he went out and got drunk and wound up killing himself when he drove off the road and hit a highway sign. I still remember my brother’s comment: “I can’t believe it! He hit the upright again!”

LMAO!

I love how we Death Poolers are all in the same handbasket. 🙂

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/449 "2017-01-04T22:32:38Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> > [@Shoeless](#):
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> > Many many years ago, when the Cardinals football team was still in St Louis, they had a so-so place kicker named Steve Little. IIRC, the day he got cut from the team, he went out and got drunk and wound up killing himself when he drove off the road and hit a highway sign. I still remember my brother’s comment: “I can’t believe it! He hit the upright again!”
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> LMAO!
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> I love how we Death Poolers are all in the same handbasket. 🙂

Actually, it is worse than that. He [failed to score](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Little_%28American_football%29#Dismal_professional_career.2C_tragedy), ending up a quadriplegic. At the time of the accident, he would have been worth 76 points, but he lingered on for a bit, until finally coughing up 57 points, to no one in particular.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/450 "2017-01-05T01:44:47Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Actually, it is worse than that. He [failed to score](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Little_%28American_football%29#Dismal_professional_career.2C_tragedy), ending up a quadriplegic. At the time of the accident, he would have been worth 76 points, but he lingered on for a bit, until finally coughing up 57 points, to no one in particular.

It’s odd how we tend to think in terms of points. I’m tempted to have how many points I leave behind carved on my tombstone. No one here can collect of course ----- but I’m sure I’m in someone’s list somewhere. 😉

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/451 "2017-01-05T02:19:34Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> It’s odd how we tend to think in terms of points. I’m tempted to have how many points I leave behind carved on my tombstone. No one here can collect of course ----- but I’m sure I’m in someone’s list somewhere. 😉

As a benefit to out fellow Dopers, perhaps we can announce our illness or fondness for bad company, and resign.

What is your strategy for posted late enough not to be copied, yet to have no clients denied?

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/452 "2017-01-05T03:10:49Z")

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> **[Boston Bruins legend Milt Schmidt dies at 98](https://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/04/bruins-legend-milt-schmidt-dies-at-98/)**
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> The former league MVP, Stanley Cup champion and winning coach, who was the NHL's oldest living player, died Wednesday.

Milt Schmidt, Former Boston Bruin leaves two points behind.

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/453 "2017-01-05T03:16:33Z")

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> **[George Kosana, sheriff in ‘Night of the Living Dead,’ dies at 81](https://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/04/george-kosana-sheriff-in-night-of-the-living-dead-dies-at-81/)**
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> His memorable line in the film was an audition ad-lib: 'They're dead. They're all messed up.'

George Kosana, who played the Sheriff in Night Of The Living Dead, is dead at 81.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/454 "2017-01-05T04:50:55Z")

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> [@Mr.Goob](#):
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> Hellfire, I meant to say Chris Christy. I guess I’m stuck with Steve Christy the ex Buffalo Bills kicker.
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> There’s got to be a kicking the bucket joke in there somewhere…

You mean Steve Christie? Not a bad choice. He had colon cancer but it seems to be in remission.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/455 "2017-01-05T17:07:48Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> It’s odd how we tend to think in terms of points. I’m tempted to have how many points I leave behind carved on my tombstone. No one here can collect of course ----- but I’m sure I’m in someone’s list somewhere. 😉

- 

“I’ve got a little list/ They never will be missed”\*

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/456 "2017-01-05T19:25:56Z")

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> [@boffking](#):
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> [George Kosana, sheriff in ‘Night of the Living Dead,’ dies at 81](http://www.pressherald.com/2017/01/04/george-kosana-sheriff-in-night-of-the-living-dead-dies-at-81/)  
> George Kosana, who played the Sheriff in Night Of The Living Dead, is dead at 81.

Or IS he?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/457 "2017-01-05T21:01:06Z")

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How long did we have to wait for the first deathpoints last year?

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/458 "2017-01-05T21:11:29Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> How long did we have to wait for the first deathpoints last year?

Jan 2, 05:11 PM

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/459 "2017-01-05T23:14:54Z")

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Remember when we had two deaths on New Year’s Day?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/460 "2017-01-06T00:02:51Z")

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I do. It was only like two years ago. Mario Cuomo was one of them.

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