# Celebrity Death Pool 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2016, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517 "2016-12-01T07:00:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 92

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1821 "2017-10-25T14:44:10Z")

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[Fats Domino](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/fats-domino-boogie-woogie-pianist-who-helped-launch-rock-and-roll-dies-at-89/2017/10/25/953a48ca-b98e-11e7-a908-a3470754bbb9_story.html?pushid=59f0a2ac92c9af1d00000004&tid=notifi_push_breaking-news&utm_term=.3207a5f4dfcb) dies at 89. Ain’t that a shame?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1822 "2017-10-25T14:59:50Z")

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89 is a pretty good run for someone named Fats.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1823 "2017-10-25T15:02:22Z")

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According to that article he weighed 200 pounds. Hardly “Fats” today in America.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1824 "2017-10-25T16:05:50Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
>
> According to that article he weighed 200 pounds. Hardly “Fats” today in America.

Ah, but he was only 2 foot 3!

ETA: That’s a true fact; you can look that up. 😃

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1825 "2017-10-25T19:21:12Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> [Fats Domino](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/fats-domino-boogie-woogie-pianist-who-helped-launch-rock-and-roll-dies-at-89/2017/10/25/953a48ca-b98e-11e7-a908-a3470754bbb9_story.html?pushid=59f0a2ac92c9af1d00000004&tid=notifi_push_breaking-news&utm_term=.3207a5f4dfcb) dies at 89. Ain’t that a shame?

11 points for **rucciface** , **Tit Whistle** , and **Paul in Qatar**

```auto

Rank	Name Score	Picks(Unique)
1	carnivorousp	329	6(2)
2	RTFirefly	289	5
3	phungi 269	6(4)
4	Registered@Last	265	6(2)
5	basset hound	256	7(2)
5	jeezums 256	7
7	GigoBuster	228	5
8	bowler girl	209	6(1)
9	Andrew 21	177	6
10	Hoopy Frood	176	4
10	Quartz 176	3(1)
12	Rocket Surgery!	171	5
13	42fish 157	3
13	Captain Klutz	157	3
15	Martonio	151	4
16	septimus	150	5
17	J-P-L 147	4
18	motu 141	3
19	Team Dirt	138	3
20	zoog 128	3
21	Clams* 121	2
21	Tangent 121	3
23	RobotDevilDog	113	4
24	5 time champ	102	2
24	emcee2k 102	2
24	Hockey Monkey	102	2
24	minionkat	102	2
24	QueenAnneLace	102	4(1)
29	FavreCo 98	4(1)
30	DeaderThanDead	97	3
31	Spiff 94	3
32	Jack Batty	89	3
33	notfrommensa	82	2
34	Jeep's Phoenix	77	3
35	lel 74	2
35	Loach 74	2
37	Yllaria 70	2
38	Maus Magill	67	2
39	cutielemon07	66	2(1)
39	Vunderbob	66	2
41	Dr. Girlfriend*	65	2(1)
42	Carlos'Weiner	64	2
42	Little Nemo	64	2
42	meghan 64	2
45	Biotop 61	3(3)
46	Superdude	58	4
47	cardboardbox	56	2(1)
48	EnlightMeditat	55	1
48	Wallet* 55	1
50	Tit Whistle	54	3
51	bowler guy	50	2
51	Dung Beetle	50	2
53	Eliahna 47	1
53	Happy Lender…	47	1
53	Lsura 47	1
53	melondeca	47	1
53	NurseCarmen	47	1
53	Sarabellum1976	47	1
53	Scoobysnax	47	1
53	Squonk 47	1
61	RivkahChaya	43	2
62	Lancia 42	2
63	Idle Thoughts	41	3
64	kayT 39	2
64	TexCat* 39	1(1)
66	Labtrash	38	2(1)
67	rucciface	33	4(1)
68	DigitalC	32	2
69	Paul in Qatar	31	2
70	ataraxy22	29	3(2)
70	computergeek	29	2
70	Dolores Reborn	29	2
70	Old Wench	29	2(2)
74	Allecher	28	2
74	JohnT 28	2
74	Taco the cat	28	3
77	amarinth	23	1
77	Borborygmi	23	1
77	freckafree	23	1
77	kopek 23	1
77	Mahaloth*	23	1
82	cazwhatever	21	1
82	PaulParkhead	21	1
84	Avarie537	20	1
84	Bayaker*	20	1
84	Clothahump	20	1
84	Mona Lott	20	1
84	panache45*	20	1
84	swampbear	20	1
84	Two Many Cats	20	1
91	BACI 19	1
91	Buttercup Smith	19	1
91	maplekiwi	19	1
91	Simmerdown	19	1
91	SpoilerVirgin	19	1
91	Tread* 19	1
97	Randy Seltzer*	18	1(1)
98	Sternvogel*	16	1(1)
99	GuanoLad	14	2(1)
100	InvisibleChimp*	13	1(1)
101	RollOutTheBrl	12	1
102	Kitten Mitten*	10	1(1)
102	RandMcnally	10	1
104	imthjckaz	9	1
104	justmeetee	9	1
104	Little_Pig	9	1(1)
104	racer72 9	1
104	UncaStuart	9	1
104	Uncle Frank	9	1
104	wolf_meister	9	1
111	Baker 8	1(1)
112	critter42	5	1

```

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1826 "2017-10-26T01:28:11Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> According to that article he weighed 200 pounds. Hardly “Fats” today in America.

Well that was one of his song lyrics but most cites say “more than” 200 pounds. No he didn’t belong on My 600 pound Life but at 5" 4’ and over 200 lbs he wasn’t exactly svelte.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1827 "2017-10-26T05:29:51Z")

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Actor [Brent Briscoe](https://www.avclub.com/r-i-p-brent-briscoe-from-twin-peaks-and-parks-and-recr-1819754694) dead at 56 after internal injuries from a fall.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1828 "2017-10-26T11:11:34Z")

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> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#):
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> Actor [Brent Briscoe](https://www.avclub.com/r-i-p-brent-briscoe-from-twin-peaks-and-parks-and-recr-1819754694) dead at 56 after internal injuries from a fall.

_Twin Peaks_ actors are dropping like flies. Did someone curse that show? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1829 "2017-10-26T22:53:26Z")

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Captain Klutz, cazwhatever, and minionkat picked Daisy Berkowitz (aka Scott Putesky).

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1830 "2017-10-27T16:58:15Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> Captain Klutz, cazwhatever, and minionkat picked Daisy Berkowitz (aka Scott Putesky).

Good catch… “Daisy Berkowitz” was changed to “Scott Petusky” instead of “Putesky”. Having corrected that, there were 5 players who picked Berkowitz/Petusky/Putesky/. Updated standings:

```auto

Rank	Name Score	Picks(Unique)
1	carnivorousp	329	6(2)
2	RTFirefly	289	5
3	phungi 269	6(4)
4	Registered@Last	265	6(2)
5	basset hound	256	7(2)
5	jeezums 256	7
7	GigoBuster	228	5
8	bowler girl	209	6(1)
9	Captain Klutz	208	4
10	Andrew 21	177	6
11	Hoopy Frood	176	4
11	Quartz 176	3(1)
13	Rocket Surgery!	171	5
14	42fish 157	3
15	minionkat	153	3
16	Martonio	151	4
17	septimus	150	5
18	J-P-L 147	4
19	motu 141	3
20	Team Dirt	138	3
21	zoog 128	3
22	Clams* 121	2
22	Tangent 121	3
24	RobotDevilDog	113	4
25	5 time champ	102	2
25	emcee2k 102	2
25	Hockey Monkey	102	2
25	QueenAnneLace	102	4(1)
29	FavreCo 98	4(1)
30	DeaderThanDead	97	3
31	Spiff 94	3
32	Jack Batty	89	3
33	notfrommensa	82	2
34	Jeep's Phoenix	77	3
35	lel 74	2
35	Loach 74	2
37	cazwhatever	72	2
38	Yllaria 70	2
39	Maus Magill	67	2
40	cutielemon07	66	2(1)
40	Vunderbob	66	2
42	Dr. Girlfriend*	65	2(1)
43	Carlos'Weiner	64	2
43	Little Nemo	64	2
43	meghan 64	2
46	Biotop 61	3(3)
47	Superdude	58	4
48	cardboardbox	56	2(1)
49	EnlightMeditat	55	1
49	Wallet* 55	1
51	Tit Whistle	54	3
52	bowler guy	50	2
52	Dung Beetle	50	2
54	Eliahna 47	1
54	Happy Lender…	47	1
54	Lsura 47	1
54	melondeca	47	1
54	NurseCarmen	47	1
54	Sarabellum1976	47	1
54	Scoobysnax	47	1
54	Squonk 47	1
62	RivkahChaya	43	2
63	Lancia 42	2
64	Idle Thoughts	41	3
65	kayT 39	2
65	TexCat* 39	1(1)
67	Labtrash	38	2(1)
68	rucciface	33	4(1)
69	DigitalC	32	2
70	Paul in Qatar	31	2
71	ataraxy22	29	3(2)
71	computergeek	29	2
71	Dolores Reborn	29	2
71	Old Wench	29	2(2)
75	Allecher	28	2
75	JohnT 28	2
75	Taco the cat	28	3
78	amarinth	23	1
78	Borborygmi	23	1
78	freckafree	23	1
78	kopek 23	1
78	Mahaloth*	23	1
83	PaulParkhead	21	1
84	Avarie537	20	1
84	Bayaker*	20	1
84	Clothahump	20	1
84	Mona Lott	20	1
84	panache45*	20	1
84	swampbear	20	1
84	Two Many Cats	20	1
91	BACI 19	1
91	Buttercup Smith	19	1
91	maplekiwi	19	1
91	Simmerdown	19	1
91	SpoilerVirgin	19	1
91	Tread* 19	1
97	Randy Seltzer*	18	1(1)
98	Sternvogel*	16	1(1)
99	GuanoLad	14	2(1)
100	InvisibleChimp*	13	1(1)
101	RollOutTheBrl	12	1
102	Kitten Mitten*	10	1(1)
102	RandMcnally	10	1
104	imthjckaz	9	1
104	justmeetee	9	1
104	Little_Pig	9	1(1)
104	racer72 9	1
104	UncaStuart	9	1
104	Uncle Frank	9	1
104	wolf_meister	9	1
111	Baker 8	1(1)
112	critter42	5	1

```

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1831 "2017-10-27T20:56:40Z")

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> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#):
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> Actor [Brent Briscoe](https://www.avclub.com/r-i-p-brent-briscoe-from-twin-peaks-and-parks-and-recr-1819754694) dead at 56 after internal injuries from a fall.

That sucks. I loved him in “A Simple Plan,” starring his fellow 2017 Death Pool cohort Bill Paxton.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1832 "2017-10-29T13:56:53Z")

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Jack Bannon from Lou Grant and brother-in-law of John Travolta: [Jack Bannon - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bannon)

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1833 "2017-10-29T14:05:57Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Jack Bannon from Lou Grant and brother-in-law of John Travolta: [John Bannon (disambiguation) - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bannon)

While there were picks for a guy named “Steve” Bannon, no Jacks…

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1834 "2017-10-30T04:38:30Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
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> 14 42fish 157 3

At the risk of knocking myself from 14 to 25: as far as I can tell, I only have two kills – Joost van der Westhulzen and Gord Downie – for 102 points.

Having checked Wkipedia, everyone else on my list seems to be alive.

(My list so you don’t have to scroll back for it:  
Mel Stottlemyre  
Donald Trump  
Luke Halpin  
Rush Limbaugh  
The Amazing Jonathan  
Val Kilmer  
William Perry  
Gord Downie  
Leah Bracknell  
Joost van der Westhuizen  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Kseniva Sobchak  
Johnny Manziel)

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1835 "2017-10-30T09:26:10Z")

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I believe you are a victim of Schroedinger’s al-Baghdadi.

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1836 "2017-10-30T12:36:45Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
>
> I believe you are a victim of Schroedinger’s al-Baghdadi.

correct… having “given” points, I have not yet “taketh away”, hoping for confirmation one way or another over the next 60 days.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1837 "2017-10-30T12:42:18Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
>
> At the risk of knocking myself from 14 to 25: as far as I can tell, I only have two kills – Joost van der Westhulzen and Gord Downie – for 102 points.
> 
> Having checked Wkipedia, everyone else on my list seems to be alive.
> 
> (My list so you don’t have to scroll back for it:  
> Mel Stottlemyre  
> Donald Trump  
> Luke Halpin  
> Rush Limbaugh  
> The Amazing Jonathan  
> Val Kilmer  
> William Perry  
> Gord Downie  
> Leah Bracknell  
> Joost van der Westhuizen  
> Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
> Kseniva Sobchak  
> Johnny Manziel)

> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
>
> I believe you are a victim of Schroedinger’s al-Baghdadi.

This. **phungi** declared al-Baghdadi dead for Death Pool purposes back [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20337045&postcount=1438), so everyone with al-Baghdadi on their list has the points for him. Our Death Shroom has taken the position that there’s still time to wait before the final call is made for this year’s Death Pool on the claims that he’s actually still alive.

So there’s a distinct possibility that those of us who had him will have to give those points back before the end of the year, but for now we are still credited with them.

ETA: That what I get for being too wordy - **phungi** beats me to it with a much more direct explanation. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1838 "2017-10-30T16:49:32Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
>
> While there were picks for a guy named “Steve” Bannon, no Jacks…

He was one of my alternates :smack:

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1839 "2017-10-30T17:19:55Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
>
> Schroedinger’s al-Baghdadi.

that brought a tear to my eye, it was so beautiful

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/1840 "2017-10-31T13:46:53Z")

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Former local MP [Frank Doran](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-41819459) has died at 32 points.

And the youngest person on my list, Sauna Hoare, may be in [dire danger](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4791682/shauna-hoare-tv-documentary-prison-claims/).

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