# Celebrity Death Pool 2018

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2017, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331 "2017-12-02T13:44:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/121 "2017-12-30T06:44:54Z")

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This is so tough. I keep changing my mind. But as of now:

Len Dawson (former KC QB)  
Alan Simpson (former senator)  
Frederick Forsyth (author)  
Tony Dow (actor)  
Ronnie Schell (actor)  
Richard Bach (author)  
Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri (The Iron Sheik, pro wrestler)  
John LeCarre (author)  
John Mahoney (actor)  
Mel Renfro (former Dallas Cowboy)  
Burt Ward (actor)  
Ernest “Fritz” Hollings (former senator)  
Ken Osmond (actor)

Alternates:

Clark Howard (money expert)  
Leon Spinks (boxer)  
Roger Waters (musician)

**Clean list:**

Len Dawson  
Alan Simpson  
Frederick Forsyth  
Tony Dow  
Ronnie Schell  
Richard Bach  
Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri  
John LeCarre  
John Mahoney  
Mel Renfro  
Burt Ward  
Ernest “Fritz” Hollings  
Ken Osmond

Alternates:

Clark Howard  
Leon Spinks  
Roger Waters

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**Author:** ![computergeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@computergeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/computergeek)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/122 "2017-12-30T11:19:45Z")

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I better get in here now so I don’t forget, like 2 years ago:

Clean list:  
Betty White  
Billy Graham  
Bob Barker  
Charlie Sheen  
David Foster  
George H.W. Bush  
Hosni Mubarak  
Jimmy Carter  
John McCain  
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh  
Stan Lee  
Stephen Hawking  
Valerie Harper

Alternates:  
Bob Newhart  
Carol Burnett  
Dick Cheney

Annotated list:  
Betty White – actress  
Billy Graham - evangelist  
Bob Barker - host  
Charlie Sheen – actor  
David Foster - composer  
George H.W. Bush - former US president (Bush the Sr)  
Hosni Mubarak – former president of Egypt  
Jimmy Carter – former U.S. president  
John McCain - senator  
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh – husband of Queen Elizabeth (UK)  
Stan Lee - cartoonist  
Stephen Hawking – physicist  
Valerie Harper – actress

Alternates:  
Bob Newhart - actor  
Carol Burnett – actress/comedian  
Dick Cheney – former US vice president

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/123 "2017-12-30T13:41:14Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
>
> Clean List: (not a theme unless you read between the lines)
> 
> John McCain  
> Donald Rumsfeld  
> Stephen K. Bannon  
> Richard Cheney  
> Paul Wolfowitz  
> William Kristol  
> Rush Limbaugh  
> Alex Jones  
> Elliot Abrams  
> John Ashcroft  
> Henry Kissinger  
> G. Gordon Liddy  
> Richard B. Spencer
> 
> Alternates:  
> Roy S. Moore  
> Peter Thiel  
> Milo Yiannopoulos  
> Lindsey Graham  
> Commentary:  
> John McCain - Fake maverick senator  
> Donald Rumsfeld - neocon, mass murderer of Iraqis  
> Stephen K. Bannon - right of the right-wing  
> Richard Cheney - see Rumsfeld, hates Trump, semi-redeeming  
> Paul Wolfowitz - see Rumsfeld  
> William Kristol - another neocon from the Iraq invasion cabal  
> Rush Limbaugh - active purveyor of Fake news  
> Alex Jones - infowars, lunatic purveyor of fake news and conspiracies  
> Elliot Abrams - back to neocons, I need old folks  
> John Ashcroft - see above  
> Henry Kissinger - immensely destructive foreign policy “expert”  
> G. Gordon Liddy - Watergate anyone?  
> Richard B. Spencer - going from neocons to neo-nazis
> 
> Alternates:  
> Roy S. Moore - Ancient pedophile, mall stalker, false god worshipper  
> Peter Thiel - money grubbing creep, Drump supporter, wants to live forever  
> Milo Yiannopoulos - neo-nazi, white supremesist  
> Lindsey Graham - example for age limits, bonus alternate, also fake maverick

Dropping Graham as the 4th alternate (although I am happy to see him expire)

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/124 "2017-12-30T14:51:37Z")

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Re-posting my list from 2017 in its entirety:

> [@Celebrity Death Pool 2017](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2017/773517/139):
>
> List:  
> Mel Brooks - Legendary director  
> Betty White - Legendary actress  
> James Randi - Legendary skeptic  
> David Attenborough - Legendary wildlife presenter  
> John Williams - Legendary composer  
> Buzz Aldrin - Legendary conspiracy-theorist-puncher  
> Sean Connery - Legendary sexy man  
> Ken Watanabe - Legendary Asian actor  
> Val Kilmer - Legendary swordsman  
> Stephen Hawking - Legendary cyborg  
> Tom Sizemore - Legendary meth addict  
> Donald Sutherland - Legendary Canadian actor  
> Valerie Harper - Legendary Rhoda star?
> 
> Alternates:  
> Richard Simmons - Legendary sparkly-unitard-wearer  
> Paul Gascoigne - Legendary alcoholic  
> Vikram Chatwal - Legendary burnout hotel heir
> 
> # ============================= Plain Text
> 
> Mel Brooks  
> Betty White  
> James Randi  
> David Attenborough  
> John Williams  
> Buzz Aldrin  
> Sean Connery  
> Donald Sutherland  
> Ken Watanabe  
> Val Kilmer  
> Stephen Hawking  
> Tom Sizemore  
> Valerie Harper
> 
> Alternates:  
> Richard Simmons  
> Paul Gascoigne  
> Vikram Chatwal

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/125 "2017-12-30T17:12:12Z")

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> [@phungi](#):
>
> Dropping Graham as the 4th alternate (although I am happy to see him expire)

Cool with that. I was trimming from a list of over 50 old/and new bastards.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/126 "2017-12-30T20:28:08Z")

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I’m playing the odds, not going for points. The maximum I could get, if all of these wonderful actors dropped dead in early January, is 59. The first four are over 100 already.

Norman Lloyd  
Olivia de Havilland  
Kirk Douglas  
Marsha Hunt  
Carol Channing  
Betty White  
Carl Reiner  
Doris Day  
Eva Marie Saint  
Dick van Dyke  
June Lockhart  
Angela Lansbury  
Sidney Poitier

Alternates:  
Joe Turkel  
Conrad Janis  
Peggy Dow

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/127 "2017-12-30T21:42:24Z")

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George H.W. Bush  
George W. Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Rossalyn Carter  
William Shatner  
Joan Collins  
Clint Eastwood  
Bob Newhart  
Jim Brown  
Brooks Robinson  
Frank Robinson  
Billy Williams  
Whitey Ford

Alternates  
Bobby Cox  
Linda Evans  
Heather Locklear  
Jim Brown is the NFL hall of fame running back. Billy Williams is the MLB Hall of Fame OF from the Cubs. Bobby Cox was the manager of the Atlanta Braves. Everyone else is self explanatory.

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/128 "2017-12-30T22:16:50Z")

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Here is a list of (mostly) old people who are likely to live one more year. They can thank me later.

Hal Holbrook  
Petula Clark  
Tina Louise  
Tim Curry  
Terry Gilliam  
Elizabeth 2  
David Attenborough  
Cubby O’brien  
Mel Brooks  
Billy Dee Williams  
Chuck Yeager  
Stefán Karl Stefánsson  
Tim Conway

Alternates:  
Stanislaw Burzynski  
Bob Barker  
Bob Newhart

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**Author:** ![RobotDevilDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RobotDevilDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobotDevilDog)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/129 "2017-12-30T23:00:43Z")

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Year number 4 for me. My first year, I had 2, followed by 4, then 5 this year. If this trend continues…look out!

David Berkowitz (criminal, aka. Son of Sam)  
Pat Bowlen (owner, Denver Broncos)  
Matt Cappotelli (wrestler)  
Rod Carew (baseball player)  
Valerie Harper (actor)  
James Harris (wrestler, aka. Kamala)  
Artie Lange (comedian)  
John McCain (politician)  
Chris Rea (musician)  
Michael Schumacher (car racer)  
Mel Stottlemyre Sr. (baseball player/coach)  
Johnathan Szeles (magician, aka. The Amazing Johnathan)  
Melissa Young (model)

Alternate:  
William “Refrigerator” Perry (football player)

Clean List:

David Berkowitz  
Pat Bowlen  
Matt Cappotelli  
Rod Carew  
Valerie Harper  
James Harris  
Artie Lange  
John McCain  
Chris Rea  
Michael Schumacher  
Mel Stottlemyre Sr.  
Johnathan Szeles  
Melissa Young

Alternate:  
William “Refrigerator” Perry

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/130 "2017-12-30T23:44:12Z")

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Clean list:  
Dylann Roof  
Bill Cosby  
Henry Kissinger  
Leah Bracknell  
Emperor Akihito  
Greg Gilbert  
Honor Blackman  
Buzz Aldrin  
Gene Hackman  
Kim Woo-bin  
Gay Talese  
Dingko Singh  
Gene Patton

Alts:  
Stan Lee  
Tommy Chong  
Jimmy Carter  
Annoted:  
Dylann Roof – Mass murderer/shiv-bait  
Bill Cosby – Pudding-peddler and roofie-lover  
Henry Kissinger – Former Secretary of State  
Leah Bracknell – English actress  
Emperor Akihito – Emperor of Japan  
Greg Gilbert – Singer for indie band Delays  
Honor Blackman – Actress  
Buzz Aldrin – Moonwalker  
Gene Hackman – Actor  
Kim Woo-bin – South Korean model/actor  
Gay Talese - Writer  
Dingko Singh – Boxer  
Gene Patton – Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/131 "2017-12-31T01:46:10Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
>
> I’m playing the odds, not going for points. The maximum I could get, if all of these wonderful actors dropped dead in early January, is 59. The first four are over 100 already.

The problem with picking people this age is that they’ve spend decades not dying and they’ve gotten really good at it.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/132 "2017-12-31T02:32:26Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
>
> The problem with picking people this age is that they’ve spend decades not dying and they’ve gotten really good at it.

Damn right.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/133 "2017-12-31T03:46:07Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
>
> Clean list:  
> Dylann Roof  
> Bill Cosby  
> Henry Kissinger  
> Leah Bracknell  
> Emperor Akihito  
> Greg Gilbert  
> Honor Blackman  
> Buzz Aldrin  
> Gene Hackman  
> Kim Woo-bin  
> Gay Talese  
> Dingko Singh  
> Gene Patton
> 
> Alts:  
> Stan Lee  
> Tommy Chong  
> Jimmy Carter  
> Annoted:  
> Dylann Roof – Mass murderer/shiv-bait  
> Bill Cosby – Pudding-peddler and roofie-lover  
> Henry Kissinger – Former Secretary of State  
> Leah Bracknell – English actress  
> Emperor Akihito – Emperor of Japan  
> Greg Gilbert – Singer for indie band Delays  
> Honor Blackman – Actress  
> Buzz Aldrin – Moonwalker  
> Gene Hackman – Actor  
> Kim Woo-bin – South Korean model/actor  
> Gay Talese - Writer  
> Dingko Singh – Boxer  
> Gene Patton – Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine

Gene Patton died in 2015

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/134 "2017-12-31T03:53:03Z")

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Shannen Doherty  
John McCain  
Roman Polanski  
Tommy Chong  
Vivian Campbell  
George H.W. Bush  
Lil Wayne  
Prince Philip  
Ben Affleck  
Don King  
Judy Blume  
Jerry Sandusky  
Emma Roberts

Alternate:

Riley Keough

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/135 "2017-12-31T04:36:02Z")

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Steve Gleason  
Ron Jeremy  
Big Van Vader  
Suge Knight  
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Elle King  
Mike Tyson  
Val Kilmer  
O.J. Brigance  
John Edward Szeles  
Tommy Chong  
Larry Flynt  
Ron Wood

Alternate:  
George Wendt

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/136 "2017-12-31T10:23:02Z")

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My [wingsuit flying and base jumping themed list for 2017](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19885764&postcount=289) was quite the failure, so now I’m struggling making up my mind: Same approach again or try something different?

I’m giving it another go but with different names. So here is my 2018 list of wingsuit pilots and base jumpers who can be assured that their mind-boggingly dangerous sport will leave them unharmed during the following calendar year:

Luigi Cani  
Gary Connery  
Tony Uragallo  
Jeb Corliss  
James Boole  
Roberta Mancino  
Zak Tessier  
Hank Caylor  
Matt Gerdes  
Espen Fadnes  
Robert Pecnik  
Fraser Corsan  
Eric Dossantos

(Some of them already survived major accidents and falls.)

Alternate: John Madden  
(for variation, owing to his well-known aversion to flying)

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/137 "2017-12-31T12:26:05Z")

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Haven’t played for a couple of years - but it seems that most of the people on my 2015 list are still hanging on, so I’m going to recycle the survivors.

The following people will enjoy unusually good health in 2018:

Pope Emeritus Benedict  
John McCain  
George H. W. Bush  
Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh  
Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoine  
Pete Doherty  
Alan Greenspan  
Shane MacGowan  
Keith Richards  
Donald Trump  
Aretha Franklin  
Sir David Attenborough  
Robert Redford

Alts:

Willie Nelson  
Clint Eastwood

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/138 "2017-12-31T13:11:18Z")

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O. J. Simpson  
Liza Milelli  
Justin Bieber  
Caitlyn Jenner  
Charlie Sheen  
Jimmy Carter  
Keith Richards  
Ginger Baker  
Lindsay Lohan  
Artie Lange  
Michael J Fox  
Kim Jong-un  
Mike Tyson

Alts  
George H. W. Bush  
Betty White  
Bob Barker

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/139 "2017-12-31T13:22:02Z")

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Haven’t had a lot of time to think about my 2018 list, but here’s what I’ve thrown together. Still hoping that I can get some points out of that guy on top of the list.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (b. 7/28/71)  
Johnathan Szeles (b. 9/9/58)  
John “TotalBiscuit” Bain (b. 7/8/84)  
Michael Schumacher (b. 1/3/69)  
Leah Bracknell (b. 7/12/64)  
John McCain (b. 8/29/36)  
Fernando Ricksen (dutch soccer star) (b. 7/27/76)  
Devin Lima (LFO) (b. 3/18/77)  
Stefan Karl Stefansson (actor) (b. 7/10/75)  
Greg Gilbert (Delays) (b. 12/7/77)  
Geoff Fox (weatherman) (b. 7/20/50)  
Spanky Manikan (actor) (b. 3/22/42)  
Larry Garza (comedian) (age 35)

Alternate:  
Vivian Campbell (Def Leppard, etc.) (b. 8/25/62)

Clean list:

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi  
Johnathan Szeles  
John Bain  
Michael Schumacher  
Leah Bracknell  
John McCain  
Fernando Ricksen  
Devin Lima  
Stefan Karl Stefansson  
Greg Gilbert  
Geoff Fox  
Spanky Manikan  
Larry Garza

Alternate:  
Vivian Campbell

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-death-pool-2018/803331/140 "2017-12-31T13:56:37Z")

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Judd Hirsch - actor  
Terry Jones - actor  
Patricia Routledge - actor  
Tim Curry - actor  
William Shatner - actor  
George Hamilton - actor  
Olivia Newton John - singer/actor  
Penny Marshall - actor  
Jeannie Little - Australian television personality  
Clive James - writer  
Albert Finney - actor  
Lee Radziwill - socialite  
Richard O’Sullivan - actor  
Alts:  
Bert Newton - Australia actor  
George H W Bush - former US President

Clean list:  
Judd Hirsch  
Terry Jones  
Patricia Routledge  
Tim Curry  
William Shatner  
George Hamilton  
Olivia Newton John  
Penny Marshall  
Jeannie Little  
Clive James  
Albert Finney  
Lee Radziwill  
Richard O’Sullivan

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