# Celebrity deaths in 3's: Richard Harris, Jonathan Harris . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 5, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416 "2002-11-05T19:34:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/1 "2002-11-05T19:34:19Z")
Do you think Ed Harris is shitting bricks right now? He’s probably afraid to get on a plane or drive on the highway until some other actor or musician dies. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/2 "2002-11-05T19:40:42Z")
I would be very careful if I were Harrison Ford. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/3 "2002-11-05T21:43:20Z")
…or Ed Harris. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/4 "2002-11-05T21:56:56Z")
Neil Patrick Harris? NO! NOT DOOGIE! ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/5 "2002-11-05T22:22:16Z")
I would figure it has already been taken by Lo Lieh, one of the greatest old school Kung Fu masters and easily recognizable in the Classic Five Fingers of Death. He died a few days ago at the age of 63. Guess he is not celeb enough. If I may throw a vote in, lets go with Thomas Harris. I figure a few of us after reading **Hannibal** would volunteer to do the deed personally for him. Harris is a ASSHAT for what he did to the character of Starling. ---
**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/6 "2002-11-06T02:22:07Z")
Please let it be [Keith Harris](http://www.henderson-management.co.uk/KEITH%20HARRIS.html). ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/7 "2002-11-06T02:36:59Z")
How about ex-Ontario Premier Mike Harris? The guy’s never looked real healthy, and one of his longtime cabinet ministers, who was about the same age and build, died a year or so ago. Not that I wish him ill, or anything. I don’t like him, but I don’t want to see him dead. Electorally humiliated, yes, but not dead. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/8 "2002-11-06T04:31:21Z")
Somebody had better go keep an eye on Emmylou. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/9 "2002-11-06T04:32:11Z")
Estelle Harris? “GEORGE!” ---
**Author:** ![Jenericho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Jenericho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenericho)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/10 "2002-11-06T15:58:14Z")
Rolf Harris must be in his Seventies by now… and it can’t be healthy, inhaling paint fumes all the time… that’s who I’m betting on. (Or is Rolf only a Brit/Aussie phenomenon?) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/11 "2002-11-06T18:41:42Z")
George Harrison? Hopefully we’re finished with this death thing for awhile. PS… Goodbye Duck of Death. You did nice work. ---
**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/12 "2002-11-07T11:01:11Z")
My surname is Harris… Thank gawd for obscurity! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/13 "2002-11-07T15:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenericho \* > **Rolf Harris must be in his Seventies by now** [Rolf Harris](http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/) - stil going strong ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-deaths-in-3s-richard-harris-jonathan-harris/135416/14 "2002-11-07T15:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenericho \* > \*\*Rolf Harris must be in his Seventies by now… and it can’t be healthy, inhaling paint fumes all the time… that’s who I’m betting on. (Or is Rolf only a Brit/Aussie phenomenon?) \*\* Tan me 'ide when I’m dead, Fred. Tan me 'ide when I’m dead. _Mr. Harris? There’s a kangaroo, a koala bear, and a platypus duck who wish to speak to you…_