# Celebrity douchebag, um, chef Guy Fieri's Lambo Stolen

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 9, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091 "2011-03-09T21:07:27Z")
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### Author: ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/1 "2011-03-09T21:07:27Z")

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Link [here](http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41993042/ns/today-entertainment/)to news story.

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> SAN FRANCISCO — Police say a thief using climbing gear rappelled into a San Francisco exotic car dealership and stole television celebrity chef Guy Fieri’s $200,000-plus Lamborghini sports car.
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> The bright yellow Gallardo owned by the star of the Food Network’s “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives” was taken Tuesday.
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> Police investigators tell the San Francisco Chronicle and KPIX a thief climbed to the roof of the dealership then rappelled into the showroom. The garage door lock was cut and the Lamborghini was driven away.

I feel just heart-broken…😃

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/2 "2011-03-09T21:09:06Z")

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Wait why is he being characterized as a douchebag, again?

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### Author: ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/3 "2011-03-09T21:15:05Z")

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Yeah, he’s annoying, but I wouldn’t call him a douchebag.

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### Author: ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/4 "2011-03-09T21:19:37Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Wait why is he being characterized as a douchebag, again?

He was a big topic in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=592779&highlight=fieri)…

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/5 "2011-03-09T21:49:44Z")

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Well, there _is_ the matter of his picture being under the definition of the word in Webster’s…

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### Author: ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/6 "2011-03-09T22:04:28Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Wait why is he being characterized as a douchebag, again?

Probably because he’s a gigantic douchebag.

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/7 "2011-03-09T22:09:26Z")

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He owns a $200,000 car. You cannot do so without being a douchebag. It’s in the agreement.

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### Author: ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/8 "2011-03-09T22:10:09Z")

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I’m a bit perplexed by the term: Lamborghini sports car. Does Lamborghini make economy sub-compacts or minivans, and I’m just unaware of this fact?

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/9 "2011-03-09T22:21:06Z")

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I’m confused. His personal vehicle was on the showroom floor of a dealership?

Obviously, rich people do things weird. My car is on the street in front of my house.

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### Author: ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/10 "2011-03-09T22:24:12Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> I’m confused. His personal vehicle was on the showroom floor of a dealership?
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> Obviously, rich people do things weird. My car is on the street in front of my house.

Well, the Lamborghini probably isn’t his day-to-day vehicle. He might have kept it there for security purposes.

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### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/11 "2011-03-09T22:28:13Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> Well, the Lamborghini probably isn’t his day-to-day vehicle. He might have kept it there for security purposes.

That would be ironic.

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### Author: ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/12 "2011-03-09T22:37:53Z")

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Wow, being a marginal cook on the Food Network certainly pays well. I doubt Lidia Bastianich drives anything that flashy.

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/13 "2011-03-09T22:49:53Z")

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> [@teela\_brown](#):
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> Wow, being a marginal cook on the Food Network certainly pays well. I doubt Lidia Bastianich drives anything that flashy.

I suspect he makes more hosting Minute To Win It.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/14 "2011-03-09T22:55:57Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> I’m a bit perplexed by the term: Lamborghini sports car. Does Lamborghini make economy sub-compacts or minivans, and I’m just unaware of this fact?

No, but they do make [tractors](http://www.lamborghini-tractors.com/UNITEDKINGDOM/en-GB/homeuk.html).

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### Author: ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/15 "2011-03-09T23:12:03Z")

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> [@Lord\_Mondegreen](#):
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> No, but they do make [tractors](http://www.lamborghini-tractors.com/UNITEDKINGDOM/en-GB/homeuk.html).

And trucks [http://autosmobilewolrd.blogspot.com/2010/11/lamborghini-truck-old-new-2010.html](http://autosmobilewolrd.blogspot.com/2010/11/lamborghini-truck-old-new-2010.html)

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### Author: ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/16 "2011-03-09T23:27:46Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> Well, the Lamborghini probably isn’t his day-to-day vehicle. He might have kept it there for security purposes.

The phrase “lambourghini sports car”'doesn’t necessarily imply that there are Lambourghinis that are not sports cars. In this case “Lambourghini” is a modifier specifying the type of sports car.

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### Author: ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/17 "2011-03-09T23:46:03Z")

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> [@acsenray](#):
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> The phrase “lambourghini sports car”'doesn’t necessarily imply that there are Lambourghinis that are not sports cars. In this case “Lambourghini” is a modifier specifying the type of sports car.

In that case, isn’t “sports car” still unnecessary?

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### Author: ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/18 "2011-03-10T00:12:36Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> I suspect he makes more hosting Minute To Win It.

And the TGI Fridays commercials.

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### Author: ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/19 "2011-03-10T00:51:34Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> In that case, isn’t “sports car” still unnecessary?

Language isn’t math.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-douchebag-um-chef-guy-fieris-lambo-stolen/574091/20 "2011-03-10T02:51:27Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> In that case, isn’t “sports car” still unnecessary?

Not if you’ve seen the two posts which show that Lamborghini make things other than sports cars. Of course in this case it’s probably unnecessary because I don’t think many people hearing about a stolen Lambo would ask, “Hmm, I wonder if that was a sports car, a truck or a tractor?” 🙂

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