# Celebrity 'endowments' **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941 "2005-07-11T04:49:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/21 "2005-07-11T14:18:26Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > We all do understand that “flaccid during a movie scene” is not a fair measure of who does and does not swing crazy pipe, right? > > If it’s not locked and in it’s full, upright position, you just have no idea what you’re getting yourself into. Amazing, confusing appendages they are… But isn’t it normally the aforementioned pipe that tends to do the getting into? Sorry. Couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/22 "2005-07-11T14:20:42Z")
Frank Sinatra was suppose to be a 100# penis with a ten pound man. Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/23 "2005-07-11T14:29:17Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Ewan McGregor has an enormous…light saber. Which, bless his heart, he puts on display in (off the top of my head) _The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine_ and _Young Adam_. If you’ve followed my posts here, you’ll know that I’m indeed familiar with Ewan’s assets. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/24 "2005-07-11T14:56:26Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > Seems as if I’ve read that Colin Farrell is amply proportioned, but I don’t care, since I can’t stand him. I got a quick glimpse of Colin’s …endowment in “Alexander” , and I now know why they called Alexander “Great” 😃 . I also have a pic of Orlando Bloom that clearly shows the outline of his , erm , stem , (get it ? Bloom ? Stem ? Never mind … :rolleyes: ) and that boy seems to be packin’ too . ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/25 "2005-07-11T15:31:34Z")
From the music world: [Iggy Pop](http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=16526) - Claims to have used _it_ to get out of the Vietnam draft. [Todd Rundgren](http://www.bobgruen.com/files/asst/R.341%20TODD%20RUNDGRENGold%20lame72.jpg) - Growing up, Liv Tyler assumed he was her father. And like Iggy, he’s considered repulsive-looking by many ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/26 "2005-07-11T15:51:50Z")
> [@Thalion](#): > > I also read an article from a life-long professional groupie that Huey Lewis has the biggest tool of any musician she had been with. I believe he was willing to show it for the peeing-in-the-lake scene in _Short Cuts_, but he couldn’t wee-wee on demand (at least not for repeated takes), so what you see in the film is a prosthetic. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/27 "2005-07-11T16:05:49Z")
Stiv Bators (R.I.P.) of **the Dead Boys** apparently packed some major meat. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/28 "2005-07-11T16:18:40Z")
Word from the 80’s had it that Huey Lewis had quite the schlong. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/29 "2005-07-11T16:24:42Z")
In his stand-up, Drew Carey mentions seeing somehow that Brad Pitt is quite well endowed. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/30 "2005-07-11T16:26:33Z")
Milton Berle’s write-up at [findadeath.com](http://findadeath.com) speaks to the size of his _schwantz_ ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/31 "2005-07-11T16:26:51Z")
Not a single mention of **Tommy Lee**? And you don’t have to do much Googling to see it - or you can just rent the video. And maybe it was just the lighting on Bonanza, but it seemed that Little Joe wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/32 "2005-07-11T17:39:59Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > In his stand-up, Drew Carey mentions seeing somehow that Brad Pitt is quite well endowed. He’s not. Or if he is, he’s a grower, not a show-er. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/33 "2005-07-11T17:41:08Z")
Peter Steele, frontman of Type O Negative. Google his Playboy shoot. And that’s all I’m sayin’ about **that.** ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/34 "2005-07-11T17:42:20Z")
…er, his PlayGIRL shoot, even. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/35 "2005-07-11T19:03:57Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Robin Williams was either very very brave or very very cold when he filmed _Fisher King_. He talked about the filming of that scene when he was on “Inside the Actors Studio”. They weren’t able to get the parked closed so the had to settle for a time when it wouldn’t be crowded, meaning early morning. Early mornings in Central Park can be quite cold indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/36 "2005-07-11T19:23:44Z")
If we’re talking _Trainspotting_ here, we can’t leave out Ewen Bremner, who played Spud. That boy is _hung_. His weenie was even mentioned in the DVD extras! Danny Boyle was lamenting that the scene where Spud’s girlfriend strips him while he’s passed out went something like this- “So, let’s see what we’ve been missing… (she eyes his member) not much, apparently.” Then they film the scene, and Boyle sees Bremner’s cock and just _dies_. Not much! Hah! They left the scene in, though. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/37 "2005-07-11T19:28:00Z")
I can’t say anything about anybody. I just wanted to chime in and say, this is a great thread. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/38 "2005-07-11T19:39:50Z")
Don Johnson has a reputation as well, as memory serves (the _I’m With the Band_ writer gave him kudos, anyway). Actually, I remember Steven Weber in _Single White Female_, and while he may be a grower ╪ shower, he definitely wasn’t blessed in that particular scene. Roddy McDowell had a reputation as well. For the particularly interested, [here is a **NON–** work-safe link.](http://findadeath.com/Deceased/m/Roddy%20McDowell/roddy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/39 "2005-07-11T19:47:06Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > A celebrity of much lesser lights, but comic book writer Roy Thomas is well known in the appropriate circles as being astoundingly well endowed. I suppose it gives new meaning to the phrase Marvel Bullpen. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/40 "2005-07-11T20:31:34Z")
I had heard that David Spade gets dates not so much because of his personality. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941.md?page=3)