# Celebrity 'endowments' **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941 "2005-07-11T04:49:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/61 "2005-07-12T04:09:53Z")
Yes, and that’s still not Roddy McDowell. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/62 "2005-07-12T04:21:01Z")
[Danny Glover-as-Mister]Could be… could be not… who’s to say?[/Danny] There is a lot of gossip that Roddy was very well endowed (Liz Smith, Kitty Kelly and other gossip writers mention it), and it’s neither here nor there that he was a major enthusiast of both porn and photography. While I wouldn’t swear an oath it’s legit, it’s definitely not inconceivable. ---
**Author:** ![spectrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@spectrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spectrum)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/63 "2005-07-12T05:15:02Z")
I read somewhere (GQ?) that Mr. Maguire packs a lot of Tobey. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/64 "2005-07-12T13:30:09Z")
I wonder how many of these “well-endowed” celeb rumors come from an over eager publicist OR pant stuffing? ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/65 "2005-07-12T15:14:33Z")
Christoph Schneider of Rammstein seems to have an anaconda in his shorts… I have a short video clip of a sort of funky TV show in Germany where some woman ‘won’ a chance to do something with a couple members of the band and apparently her choices were a shower with Till Lindemann and a grope session with Doom, and when they pan down he seems rather _excited_ to see her… the clip is titled “Wahre\_Liebe” and I am not entirely certain where I picked it up, ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/66 "2005-07-12T16:31:17Z")
Forgot to mention **Christopher Meloni** of Law And Order:SVU…like most of the Law and Order cast and featured actors, he was in the HBO series, OZ and there were a few scenes with him that showed he has nothing to be ashamed of. Actually, OZ pretty much had nude shots of most every male actor in NYC. (Or do you think we all watched it because of the riveting plot?) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/67 "2005-07-12T18:27:37Z")
> [@watsonwil](#): > > I wonder how many of these “well-endowed” celeb rumors come from an over eager publicist OR pant stuffing? Well, that and nude scenes in movies. They do exist, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/68 "2005-07-12T18:31:16Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > Forgot to mention **Christopher Meloni** of Law And Order:SVU…like most of the Law and Order cast and featured actors, he was in the HBO series, OZ and there were a few scenes with him that showed he has nothing to be ashamed of. Actually, OZ pretty much had nude shots of most every male actor in NYC. (Or do you think we all watched it because of the riveting plot?) Oh, I did. Heh. And speaking of OZ, Dean Winters certainly deserves a mention. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/69 "2005-07-12T18:36:16Z")
Anybody got the euphamism count for this thread? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/70 "2005-07-12T19:07:08Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Well, that and nude scenes in movies. They do exist, you know. Sure. Ewan has a “Big Fish.” He has provided a confirmable record. He is an exception to the rule. Most male actors refuse to do full frontal. Most of these guys get their reputations from the tabloids or bulges. Both can be fabricated. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/71 "2005-07-12T19:12:15Z")
> [@Judith Prietht](#): > > Oh, I did. Heh. And speaking of OZ, Dean Winters certainly deserves a mention. And Luke Perry (not because he’s well “blessed” [fair to middlin’] but because it takes guts for an actor known for light fare to show the package in a prison show). ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/72 "2005-07-12T19:16:11Z")
I’m not judging, but Peter Sarsgaard’s schmeckie showing in _Kinsey_ surprised me. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/73 "2005-07-12T21:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Yes, and that’s still not Roddy McDowell. Or even Roddy McDowall. Nice picture of him and Tab Hunter, though. Were they an item? ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/74 "2005-07-12T22:59:43Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > Anybody got the euphamism count for this thread? That’s gonna be a hard one. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/75 "2005-07-12T23:31:32Z")
**pinkfreud** , don’t be such a prick. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/76 "2005-07-13T00:02:29Z")
Used to be, a guy would usually call his unit his “Johnson”, but lately, when a guy’s rod is referred to, or when he’s talking about Ol’ One-Eye (you know, the kielbasa), I often hear the Old Fella Downstairs called a “Jimmy”. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/77 "2005-07-13T01:32:18Z")
_So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don’t take it out in public Or they will put you in the dock And you won’t come back_ Somebody had to sing it eventually… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/78 "2005-07-13T01:33:52Z")
My favorite euphemisms: “the Gerkin” (as in “jerkin \_\_\_\_”) “Lefty” (maybe just me) “Ding-Dong” (an oldie but making a comeback) “the Meat Saber” ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/79 "2005-07-13T04:43:51Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > Memphis lore holds that Elvis Aron Presley’s penis was in the \>10-inch range. Ed Sullivan is said to have remarked after The Big E’s first TV appearance that he must have some sort of “appliance” in his pants, because no man could be that big. I met a guy who worked on the Ed Sullivan show back in the day. His version is as follows. Elvis did his show. Ed was apparently a bit naive, and asked my source if what he had seen was a large Elvis package. My source responded “No, it was a sock stuffed down his pants.” Later, Nureyev was on, and the same issue resulted. “No, Mr. Sullivan, that is not a sock.” ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/80 "2005-07-13T08:45:25Z")
**Guinastasia** , you wouldn’t by chance have visited the _Fametracker_ site, would you? I’m told that **Tom Jones** wore those tight pants for a reason, and coincidentally he had a _lot[_ of female fans turn up to see him in concert. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941.md?page=5)