# Celebrity 'endowments'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 11, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941 "2005-07-11T04:49:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/81 "2005-07-13T14:49:30Z")

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> [@Sarah Woodruff](#):
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> **Guinastasia** , you wouldn’t by chance have visited the _Fametracker_ site, would you?

No, but I’m a regular at one of the successor boards, the Crown Princess Marie Chantal of Greece forums. And yeah, I totally ganked this thread from there.

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**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/82 "2005-07-13T15:12:47Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> In his stand-up, Drew Carey mentions seeing somehow that Brad Pitt is quite well endowed.

Looks pretty damn good to me. He and Gwynny sued Playgirl when they published naked pics of them on vacation. Playgirl pulled the magazine from the shelf, but not before I got a gander of Brad doing an imitation of Jame Gumm from “Silence of the Lambs” in another photo.

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The url is found by eliminating the space between the // and the img … http:// [img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/supervenusfreak/brad1a.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/supervenusfreak/brad1a.jpg)

The link has been disabled because it’s not workplace safe. See my comments below. – CKDH

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/83 "2005-07-13T15:54:56Z")

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> [@supervenusfreak](#):
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> Looks pretty damn good to me. He and Gwynny sued Playgirl when they published naked pics of them on vacation. Playgirl pulled the magazine from the shelf, but not before I got a gander of Brad doing an imitation of Jame Gumm from “Silence of the Lambs” in another photo.

**Seriously** not a worksafe item there…

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**Author:** ![chrissysissystar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5e9695/32.png) [@chrissysissystar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrissysissystar)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/84 "2005-07-13T16:38:55Z")

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> [@Sarah Woodruff](#):
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> **Guinastasia** , you wouldn’t by chance have visited the _Fametracker_ site, would you?
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> I’m told that **Tom Jones** wore those tight pants for a reason, and coincidentally he had a _lot[_ of female fans turn up to see him in concert.

_Slightly OT_ but Fametracker’s chat boards have been down since the end of March.

But it does seem to me that most chat boards have a topic concerned with endowments (and we’re not talking donations here). 😃

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**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/85 "2005-07-13T18:32:07Z")

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> [@watsonwil](#):
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> **Seriously** not a worksafe item there…

Sorry about that! I should have labeled it. I will know better next time.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/86 "2005-07-13T18:45:45Z")

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OK, first, **supervenusfreak** and others: we don’t like direct links to nudity or porn or any material that might not be “work-place friendly.” We have lots of people who read our boards at their work-place, and it’s real easy to accidentally click on a link, only to be embarrassed when your boss walks by and sees you looking at a nude picture of Brad Pitt, or whatever. So, our rule is usually a double-click – someone might click on the first link by accident, but not a second link.

If there’s no double-click, then we want you to provide the URL in a way that doesn’t allow accidental clicking – that is, no direct link. I have thus edited your post to eliminate the link. The URL is there, for anyone who wants to go look. I stress again: we’re not trying to control or censor what you look at, we’re only trying to protect people who are at work from inadvertently having something inappropriate on their screen.

If you’re in a situation where you’re comfy with your boss walking by and seeing you look at nudey pics, that’s fine. But most/many workplaces are not so forgiving.

Now, **watsonwil** , when you find such a thing, please hit the REPORT button (the little exclamation point in the red triangle in the upper right corner of each post). That will call the post to the attention of the moderator, reasonably quickly. Please, do NOT just quote the awkward link. When you do that, it just makes double work for the Moderator – I not only had to disable the link in **supervenusfreak** ’s post, but also in yours.

It’s not a big deal, it happens, and now you’ll both know for next time. (And, of course, the reason I’m providing so much explanation is so that everyone else reading this will also learn!)

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**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/87 "2005-07-14T15:22:44Z")

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haven’t encountered that many, but I’ll add:

joe rogan  
david faustino  
Shia LaBeouf

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**Author:** ![marymargaret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@marymargaret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marymargaret)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/88 "2005-07-16T05:33:51Z")

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Milton Berle immediately came to mind when I read the OP.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/89 "2005-07-18T22:11:44Z")

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BTW, evidently Jude Law’s [nanny](http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16963,00.html) saw that photo too.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/90 "2005-07-18T23:08:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Robin Williams was either very very brave or very very cold when he filmed Fisher King.

“Free the little guy!”

I didn’t realize he was being so literal…

For those Jude Law pictures, given the angle, and the fact that it doesn’t seem to be bending much, I’d more likely believe that you’re looking at pretty much the whole nine… well, it’s not inches, but still. That’s probably about what he’s got, not the Reader’s Digest condensed version.

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**Author:** ![marymargaret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@marymargaret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marymargaret)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/91 "2005-07-19T05:30:57Z")

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> [@zuma](#):
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> haven’t encountered that many, but I’ll add:  
> david faustino  
> Shia LaBeouf

Seriously?

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**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/92 "2005-07-20T02:41:30Z")

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It’s my understanding that _several male porn stars have large genitals!_

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-endowments/311941/93 "2005-07-20T02:51:12Z")

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William Peterson gives us a glance at his schwanz in “To Live and Die in L.A.,” and let me tell you; he wouldn’t need the rest of the CSI team to locate THAT piece of evidence. No wonder he’s bowlegged.

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