# Celebrity Lips

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 15, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248 "2008-12-15T16:00:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/1 "2008-12-15T16:00:52Z")

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Inspired by the thread “Celebrity Eyes”.  
What celebrity has yummy lips. Keep it clean, now, 😉  
I’ll start off with one of the “eyes” winners:  
[Zoe Deschanel](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/images/large/zooey%20deschanel/Zooey%20Deschanel%20-%20In%20Style%20March%202006%201.jpg)  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/2 "2008-12-15T17:16:28Z")

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Angelina Jolie.

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/3 "2008-12-15T17:19:36Z")

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[Kat Dennings](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album32/kat-denning08240601.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/4 "2008-12-15T17:24:45Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> Angelina Jolie.
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> What do I win?

Not my cup of Tea. They’re too fat, like she’s been punched in the face or had lipo.

I like slim understated lips.

Edit: When somebody does a Celebrity Boobs thread my vote is for Scarlett Johansson.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/5 "2008-12-15T17:37:13Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Not my cup of Tea. They’re too fat, like she’s been punched in the face or had lipo.
> 
> I like slim understated lips.
> 
> Edit: When somebody does a Celebrity Boobs thread my vote is for Scarlett Johansson.

One thing at a time, okay? I’m getting old, and that’s all I can handle. 😉

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/6 "2008-12-15T17:43:01Z")

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[David Duchovny](http://www.geocities.com/trill_elf/duchovny1.jpg). Love that bottom lip. Reminds me of my husband. Rawr.

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/7 "2008-12-15T18:04:19Z")

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David Cook. singer. won “American Idol” last year. don’t have a link, but do an image search. man has the most perfect lips ever.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/8 "2008-12-15T18:35:33Z")

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Anna Paquin.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/9 "2008-12-15T19:03:08Z")

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[Jessica Alba](http://www.poster.net/alba-jessica/alba-jessica-photo-jessica-alba-6201064.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/10 "2008-12-15T19:06:55Z")

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I don’t know how I could forget [LL Cool J](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/LL_Cool_J.jpg).

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/11 "2008-12-15T23:57:08Z")

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Here’s an unlikely candidate for this thread: British comedian Julian Barratt. Yes, [this](http://i38.tinypic.com/fwrddg.jpg) [guy](http://i36.tinypic.com/mxye.jpg). I think the shape of his mouth is [perfect](http://i36.tinypic.com/2w6ffxe.jpg).

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/12 "2008-12-16T01:42:07Z")

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How could I not nominate [Beck](http://mypoproks.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/beck1.jpg)!  
Eyes, too!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/13 "2008-12-16T03:38:26Z")

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[Rosario Dawson](http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actresses/rosario_dawson/enlarge/rosario_dawson_8.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/14 "2008-12-16T03:45:07Z")

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[Liv Tyler](http://www.kevin-yang.com/portraits/liv/Liv%20Tyler.jpg)

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/15 "2008-12-16T04:11:26Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> [Liv Tyler](http://www.kevin-yang.com/portraits/liv/Liv%20Tyler.jpg)

She is so beautiful. You wouldn’t think that could be, considering who her dad is, but she is. I love this [picture.](http://www.totalbeauty.com/content/gallery/p_celebrities_without_makeup?tx_tbgallery_pi1%5Bpid%5D=7322) Real beauty.  
Actually, when you see them side-by-side their relationship is obvious.

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**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/16 "2008-12-16T04:26:30Z")

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[Elisha Cuthbert](http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/836/Elisha-Cuthbert.jpeg).

[Paul Walker](http://img.atpictures.com/images2/paulw/PaulWalker_Mazur_5163884.jpg).

[Ralph Fiennes](http://www.ankegroener.de/anke1/Bilder/ralph_fiennes.jpg). They’re thin and smooth and I just want to bite 'em. Mmm…

What were we talking about?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-lips/477248/17 "2008-12-16T07:31:29Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> [Kat Dennings](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album32/kat-denning08240601.jpg)

Ewwwww. IMHO.
