# Celebrity Matchmaker **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820 "2000-02-14T16:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/21 "2000-02-15T06:54:00Z")
I got Jennifer Aniston. Not bad, but I was hoping for Shania Twain. – TMR ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/22 "2000-02-14T19:01:00Z")
I got Janet Reno ?!?! Talk about the Horror! Seriously, put me down for Chastain also. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/23 "2000-02-14T19:06:00Z")
I got Ben Affleck. He’s alright, I guess, but I can’t help but feel just a little disappointed. I _wanted_ Harrison Ford. I am so jealous of Fuzzy Wuzzy I could puke. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/24 "2000-02-14T19:11:00Z")
**Holy cow!!!** Say it ain’t so! I ended up with… **Judge Judy**??? You better obey before you get reprimanded! Prepare to spend some time with the honorable Judge Judy. Your answer choices indicate that you enjoy the company of a dominant woman and get a kick out of playing the submissive role. You want a woman who can give orders and will punish you if you don’t follow her rules. This powerful woman will definitely put you in your place. Judge Judy will take charge of your relationship with her tough and harsh demeanor, but don’t worry, once you get her to put down her gavel she is quite the softy. Have fun – and behave. Who thinks up these quizzes anyway?! Canthearya, please ask a moderator to delete this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/25 "2000-02-14T19:12:00Z")
(still shaking my head in disbelief) ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/26 "2000-02-14T19:14:00Z")
P.S. I’m more than willing to switch with another poster. Padeye, if you try again and get Janeane Garofalo, how’s about an across-the-board trade? No questions asked. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/27 "2000-02-14T19:26:00Z")
I got matched up with Harrison Ford! _ **WOOF!** _ * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/28 "2000-02-14T19:45:00Z")
I think they only have 10 celebrities to choose from! They gave me Harrison too! Please! First off, he’s waaay too old for me. How in depth were these questions? Why no Joey Ramone, eh??? I’m gonna go take the female test! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/29 "2000-02-14T19:48:00Z")
Alright. This is a Joke! They gave me zsa zsa gabor! This test is seriously skewed… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/30 "2000-02-14T19:55:00Z")
EEEEEEEWWWWW!! THis is disgusting!! I got…(oh the horror!)…Howard Stern. Gross! I can’t stand that guy! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/31 "2000-02-14T19:57:00Z")
Bunny, I’ll have to trade with you: at least Howard is a reasonable facsimile of Joey! I bet no one wants Zsa Zsa! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/32 "2000-02-14T19:57:00Z")
Arnold’s says: > [@](#): > > You want a woman who can give orders and will punish you if you don’t follow her rules. Let me know if you need some help with that! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/33 "2000-02-14T20:00:00Z")
I also took the “Are you High Maintenance” test and I’m proud to report that I’m not! 19 out of 100. WooHoo for us low-maintenance gals! ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/34 "2000-02-14T20:59:00Z")
Emode says Jennifer Aniston is my perfect celebrity date. I’ll take her. If she’s good enough for Brad Pitt, she is good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/35 "2000-02-14T21:05:00Z")
Bunny Girl, do you have a gavel? If not, I’ll stick with Judge Judy. ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/36 "2000-02-14T21:07:00Z")
I got Salma Hayek? Wait a sec, I wanted Britney, or Shania, or someone else. She’s cute, but dude, I wanted Britney. * * * Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/37 "2000-02-14T21:18:00Z")
I got Danny DeVito. Byron got Salma Hayek (and Pamela Anderson Lee, after he changed his movie preference from Action/Adventure to Porn.) * * * “…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.” ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/38 "2000-02-14T22:13:00Z")
Heidi Klum! Score! I’ll have to give her a call, and tell her that [emode.com](http://emode.com) hath commanded her to sleep with me. * * * “History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/39 "2000-02-14T22:37:00Z")
Zsa Zsa Gabor for me. Well. Maybe I shouldn’t have said “Caviar.” But dang it, I _like_ caviar. - Rick ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/40 "2000-02-15T00:58:00Z")
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