# Celebrity Matchmaker **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820 "2000-02-14T16:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/41 "2000-02-15T01:00:00Z")
LOL,I guess I’ve got nothing to worry about! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/42 "2000-02-15T01:21:00Z")
I got Brad Pitt. Not too shabby if you ask me. Of course, if I’m going to do anything with Brad I will require him to take a bath first. He always looks so dirty. * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/43 "2000-02-15T04:36:00Z")
It looks like I got **Brad Pitt** , too. Shall we fight to the death, Grace?? Although, I want the “Thelma and Louise” version. He’s so scruffy-looking now. * * * “Don’t look at me–I’m irrelevant.” ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/44 "2000-02-15T04:56:00Z")
Jennifer Aniston. Would have preferred Klum. Oh well. The wife will be pleased to hear that Aniston is ideal for me. She can’t stand her. * * * Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance. – a Celtic motto ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/45 "2000-02-15T06:27:00Z")
\I got Harrison!!!\ I was worried I’d end up stuck with Brad Pitt or somebody. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/46 "2000-02-15T09:05:00Z")
I did both the male and female tests and I’ve got to say that I am pretty pleased: Will Smith and Cameron Diaz (Side note: my younger brother’s girlfriend looks and laughs exactly like Cameron Diaz!) * * * I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/47 "2000-02-15T09:28:00Z")
_evil grin_ Jophiel got Martha Stewart I got Brad Pitt - not my first choice really. I’m jealous, tater…I want Ben * * * When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![Chicksan\_Line](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@Chicksan\_Line](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicksan_Line)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/48 "2000-02-15T21:05:00Z")
Britney Spears for me. I don’t understand. My favorite letter was “C” and I liked cotton underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/49 "2000-02-15T21:41:00Z")
My celebrity love match was Will Smith, which is okay except for his choice of music. Ugh! I hate rap! ## Who I **really** wanted was Ben Affleck…swoon Shadowfox _Flee at once, all is discovered!_ ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/50 "2000-02-15T23:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried: > **P.S. I’m more than willing to switch with another poster. Padeye, if you try again and get Janeane Garofalo, how’s about an across-the-board trade? No questions asked.** You want me to keep trying until I get Janeane Garafalo then trade you for Judge Judy? I’m sure J.J. isn’t without her, uh, charm, but where’s the upside for me? You think I want to trade an acerbic, witty, angst ridden post gen-X cutie for a cranky grandma? I have nothing against older women but sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/51 "2000-02-16T00:46:00Z")
WooHoo Jennifer Lopez for me love her!!! This of course after I changed the top drawer answer from sportsbra to nude pictures of me, resulting in a change from Brandi “pirates dream” Chastain… * * * I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/52 "2000-02-16T01:06:00Z")
I got Will Smith! ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/53 "2000-02-16T02:58:00Z")
Jennifer Aniston for me. Not bad at all. ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820/54 "2000-02-16T03:20:00Z")
Harrison Ford!! yes, yes, oh YES!!! **orangecakes** , give me a real man like Harrison anyday. I’ll leave the little boys (Ricky Martin, Brad Pitt) to somebody else… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-matchmaker/13820.md?page=2)