# Celebrity Names You Just Love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 19, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603 "2003-01-19T06:53:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/61 "2003-01-20T23:35:02Z")

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Rula Lenska

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/62 "2003-01-21T00:06:23Z")

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Sports nominee: Rollie Fingers

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/63 "2003-01-21T00:56:03Z")

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Grace Slick

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**Author:** ![thirdshiftgrottoslack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@thirdshiftgrottoslack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdshiftgrottoslack)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/64 "2003-01-21T01:00:11Z")

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favorite all-time actor name:

yaphet kotto

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**Author:** ![Mama\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mama\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_K)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/65 "2003-01-21T02:35:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jk1245 \*  
> **The Edge.**

Dammit, you stole mine. But if you mention The Edge, then you must do the same for Bono. Bono Vox is his full nickname though, and it suits him cause it’s Latin for “good voice.”

Other names:  
Morleigh Steinberg (not exactly a celebrity, but she’s married to the aforementioned guitarist)

Mercedes Ruehl

And why has no one mentioned Viggo Mortensen?! Come on!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/66 "2003-01-21T02:52:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Narrad \*  
> \*\*Boutros-Boutros Ghali. \*\*

I’ll see that, and raise you **YoYo Ma**

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**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/67 "2003-01-21T03:30:54Z")

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Gina Lollibigida

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**Author:** ![dp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@dp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dp)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/68 "2003-01-21T04:25:19Z")

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Dick Butkus

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**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/69 "2003-01-21T04:56:13Z")

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Roman Dirge

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**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/70 "2003-01-21T05:39:37Z")

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Ooo, Grace Slick - nice one **Orange Skinner**.

How about

Axl Rose (anagram for “oral sex”)  
Slash (in same vein as The Edge)

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**Author:** ![longjohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@longjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longjohn)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/71 "2003-01-21T11:37:41Z")

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Butch Vig.

Has to be the coolest name in rock.  
Hambone Willie Newbern

The best blues name ever.

BTW - generate your own blues name: first a physical affliction, second a fruit, last a Nineteenth Century American President

Yrs.

Eggbound Kiwi Fillmore.

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**Author:** ![Jerrybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8c91f0/32.png) [@Jerrybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerrybear)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/72 "2003-01-21T16:09:20Z")

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Yo Yo Ma always sounded like it would be a good name for a rapper. I guess because it makes me think of “yo’ mama.”

Another one from the sports world: Anne Thorius (she is Danish, so it is pronouced “Ah-nuh Tore-ee-us”). She played for my favorite basketball team, the University of Michigan Wolverines. She was drafted by Orlando of the WNBA (but was cut in training camp), and as far as I know is currently playing in Poland. The Michigan coaches liked Anne so much that they went and recruited another player from Denmark, Mie Burlin (first name pronouced Mee-uh, last name like the German city).

The “generate your own blues name” is apparently how Jefferson Airplane got their name. It started out as “Blind Thomas Jefferson Airplane,” then the “Blind Thomas” part was deleted.

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**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/73 "2003-01-21T17:50:13Z")

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Walleyed Watermelon Washington.

Hey, this is fun!

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**Author:** ![big\_alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@big\_alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_alex)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/74 "2003-01-21T20:45:35Z")

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For me any Russian names, so you can take your pick, and also (spelling) Auldous Huxley

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**Author:** ![TheeGrumpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@TheeGrumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheeGrumpy)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/75 "2003-01-21T22:27:02Z")

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> Originally posted by **kevja**  
> Charlton [sic] Heston – a MANS name

Not that there’s anything unmanly about [John Charles Carter](http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Heston,%20Charlton). It’s at least more butch than, say, [Marion Morrison](http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Wayne,%20John). But I see your point.

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**Author:** ![AV8R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AV8R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AV8R)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/76 "2003-01-22T04:02:14Z")

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There’s a jazz pianist named **Dick Hymen**

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/77 "2003-01-22T04:11:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by longjohn \*  
> \*\*Butch Vig.
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> Has to be the coolest name in rock.\*\*

Not if you consider Mutt Lange.

Although I’m also partial to Gibby Haynes.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/78 "2003-01-22T05:16:03Z")

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Tallulah Bankhead, natch.

Orson Welles.

Algis Budrys.  
Oh, one contemporary one:

Reese Witherspoon. It makes me think of Uri Geller covered in chocolate and peanut-butter.

Why are you looking at me like that?

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/79 "2003-01-22T07:26:28Z")

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**Peter Gabriel** - I loved the name so much, especially since I had named my son Adrian Gabriel (was going to be Gabriel Adrian, but my dad started calling him “Gabe” before he was born, uh huh, no thanks, rather, thanks dad!) after I’d heard and fell in love with the band’s music, but before I found out the name of the lead singer. This was in 1973. I’d seen the band on the TV show Midnight Special a couple weeks before my son was born. I loved them, but didn’t find and buy an album, complete with liner notes and band member’s names, until a few months later.

**Happy Rhodes** - the female singer from New York, not the male singer from Canada. Her real name is cool too, Kimberly Tyler Rhodes, but she’s been called Happy ever since she was a baby.

**Mary Margaret O’Hara** - brilliant singer-songwriter from Canada.

Other favorite singer names:

Wendy MaHarry

Kirsty MacColl

Sinead O’Connor

Trio Bulgarka

Mary Coughlan (pronouced Cog-lan)

Vienna Teng

Jane Siberry (pronounced like Fib-ur-ree)

Maria Excommunicata

Nico

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**Author:** ![SpaceGhost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SpaceGhost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhost)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-names-you-just-love/149603/80 "2003-01-22T07:34:27Z")

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I agree with **Parker Posey** I love **Mena Suvari** and **Fiona Apple**

Jim

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