# Celebrity Portmanteaus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 10, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343 "2012-09-10T22:28:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/21 "2012-09-14T15:42:12Z")

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Molly Shannon Elizabeth Taylor Swift

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/22 "2012-09-14T15:44:30Z")

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Neal Patrick Harrison Ford

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/23 "2012-09-14T16:51:13Z")

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Dick Clark Gable

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/24 "2012-09-14T20:15:21Z")

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Benny Anderson Cooper

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/25 "2012-09-14T23:40:51Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> And Matha’s last name is Stewart. So sue me.

I’m currently looking for a lawyer to take this case on contingency.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/26 "2012-09-14T23:51:19Z")

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Daryl Hannah Montana

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/27 "2012-09-15T00:40:07Z")

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Gene Autry Hepburn 😃  
Amarillo Slim Pickens

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/28 "2012-09-15T01:16:11Z")

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Andrew “Dice” Clay Aiken  
Gene Barry Bonds  
Dave Thomas Jefferson  
George Harrison Ford  
Topher Grace Kelly

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-portmanteaus/634343/29 "2012-09-15T04:24:40Z")

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Amy Irving Berlin  
Irene Ryan O’Neal  
Donna Douglas MacArthur  
Eli Whitney Houston  
Carly Simon Cowell

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