# Celebrity Sex Tapes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 26, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760 "2009-08-26T12:57:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/1 "2009-08-26T12:57:56Z")
If this is in the wrong forum will a mod please move it. I just watched Keeley Hazell’s ‘stolen’ sex tape and a very talented lady she is 😃 The question is, why do these celebs allow themselves to be filmed? The list of celeb sex tapes that have been ‘stolen’ by ex boyfriends, cleaners, maids is virtually endless, Britney Spears, Pam Anderson,Abi Titmuss and so on and so forth. Don’t these people ever learn that one day that tape will be nicked and will be available on the innernet…not that I’m complaing y’unnerstand 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/2 "2009-08-26T14:03:42Z")
Perhaps the women in question don’t mind their frolics being seen by millions. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/3 "2009-08-26T14:58:42Z")
While I have no idea who Keeley Hazell or Abi Titmuss is??? I can say that a Britney Spears sex tape has never surfaced and the Pamela Anderson one was well over 15 years ago. The only other one I know of was Paris Hilton. Where is this virtually endless list of which you speak? ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/4 "2009-08-26T15:46:48Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > Don’t these people ever learn that one day that tape will be nicked and will be available on the innernet…not that I’m complaing y’unnerstand 😛 It’s quite possible they’re very aware of it. Having a sex tape released can increase your public profile quite a bit. It worked for Kim Kardashian, but not really for Screech from _Saved By the Bell_. > [@Hampshire](#): > > Where is this virtually endless list of which you speak? [List.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_sex_tape) ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/5 "2009-08-26T15:58:03Z")
That’s a really weak list. Once you take the males off of it the only people I have even heard of are Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Tonya Harding, and Kim Kardashian. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/6 "2009-08-26T16:00:55Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > That’s a really weak list. Once you take the males off of it the only people I have even heard of are Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Tonya Harding, and Kim Kardashian. Why would you take the males off of it? Do they not count? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/7 "2009-08-26T16:03:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Paris Hilton and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon recorded themselves having sex in a hotel room, shot in night-vision. Hilton initially attempted to stop the distribution of the tape, but later agreed to its release. She now receives profits from the tape.[1] This footage, along with additional full-color footage, was released commercially under the title 1 Night in Paris.[2] > [@](#): > > Joanie Laurer (better known as Chyna) and fellow professional wrestler Sean Waltman (aka X-Pac) appeared in a home sex tape sold under the title 1 Night in China. Unusually, the tape was not accidentally leaked, but was actually solicited to pornographic film distributors by the duo.[1] I guess for the others, who aren’t actually getting royalites, the publicity is enough. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/8 "2009-08-26T16:08:31Z")
Abi Titmuss??? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/9 "2009-08-26T16:08:34Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > While I have no idea who Keeley Hazell or Abi Titmuss is??? > I can say that a Britney Spears sex tape has never surfaced and the Pamela Anderson one was well over 15 years ago. > The only other one I know of was Paris Hilton. > > Where is this virtually endless list of which you speak? Never heard of Keeley or Abi? Suggest you do a Google my friend, you could be pleasantly surprised, especially with Keeley…drool, slobber, pant 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/10 "2009-08-26T16:08:53Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > That’s a really weak list. Once you take the males off of it the only people I have even heard of are Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Tonya Harding, and Kim Kardashian. People can be celebrities in other countries, you know. An image search [probably NSFW!] for Ms Hazell will reveal why she’s popular over here. ---
**Author:** ![PrettyVacant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/49beb7/32.png) [@PrettyVacant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrettyVacant)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/11 "2009-08-26T16:11:13Z")
The Keeley Hazel one reminded me how embarrassingly useless most teenage girls are at sex in general - I’m sure boys are the same. I mean . . completely useless. It was utterly awful. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/12 "2009-08-26T16:15:13Z")
> [@PrettyVacant](#): > > The Keeley Hazel one reminded me how embarrassingly useless most teenage girls are at sex in general - I’m sure boys are the same. > > I mean . . completely useless. It was utterly awful. Useless? That girl has got A levels in BJs:p ---
**Author:** ![PrettyVacant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/49beb7/32.png) [@PrettyVacant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrettyVacant)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/13 "2009-08-26T16:27:34Z")
She’s got A Level’s in bandwaggon jumping is all, even when she doesn’t know one end of a bandwaggon from the other. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/14 "2009-08-26T21:16:14Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > Useless? > > That girl has got A levels in BJs:p I have to confess, I too was underwhelmed. (Not to say that I actually kicked her out of bed…) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/15 "2009-08-26T21:28:06Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > (Not to say that I actually kicked her out of bed…) Well, not till she started in with the crackers. ---
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/16 "2009-08-26T22:22:33Z")
Nevermind the ungrateful bastages. Thank you, **chowder**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/17 "2009-08-27T05:41:22Z")
> [@PrettyVacant](#): > > She’s got A Level’s in bandwaggon jumping is all, even when she doesn’t know one end of a bandwaggon from the other. I couldn’t care less about her lack of knowledge regarding bandwaggons just so long as she knew where to find my soft dangly bits 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/18 "2009-08-27T13:18:54Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > I couldn’t care less about her lack of knowledge regarding bandwaggons just so long as she knew where to find my soft dangly bits 😛 So, you want her to nibble on your ears? ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/19 "2009-08-29T05:21:03Z")
I have no idea who the hell these people are. Then again, I didn’t know who Kim Kardashian was until a few months ago. ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760/20 "2009-08-29T05:43:49Z")
To answer the question in the OP: Because they’re attention whores. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-sex-tapes/507760.md?page=2)