# Celebrity shaman reveals he's a reptilian/andromeda hybrid sent to interrupt our frequencies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869 "2021-10-04T15:49:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/1 "2021-10-04T15:49:06Z")
In 2019 Norwegian Princess [Märtha Louise](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_M%C3%A4rtha_Louise_of_Norway) announced she was in a serious relationship with an American celebrity shaman. This made the self described “shaman”, Durek Verrett, world famous in Norway overnight. In early 2020 Durek [claimed he had a natural cure for COVID](https://skepchick.org/2020/04/this-celebrity-shaman-has-discovered-a-natural-way-to-prevent-covid-19-and-other-lies/): - washing your hands - wearing a mask - using a witch hazel based hand sanitizer - **spirit hacking** Now he’s decided to reveal that he’s actually an alien hybrid, so I’m wondering if that spirit hacking actually works on us humans, or if he messed it up because he wasn’t aware of his nature yet. I recommend clicking through and reading the whole thing if you find far-out-hypotheses entertaining: > I’m a hybrid species of reptilian and Andromeda, and I also hold the energies of the ancient spirits from the old world. There have been lies told about our species that I want to address. We are a cluster of beings, that means that we’ve come here to create structures that help people to come into liberation. Reptilians are here to shake up the system in a big way. Anything that is held in structure that actually limits or holds human beings from seeing liberation we shake. We come as interrupters to interrupt frequency. [https://www.instagram.com/p/CUk8Q0YvbIE/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUk8Q0YvbIE/) ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/2 "2021-10-04T16:21:45Z")
Viiral campaign by [Chaoisum](https://www.chaosium.com/pulp-cthulhu/) for their next _Pulp Cthulhu_ sourcebook, _Lizard People from Beyond the Galaxy_. Or someone is starting a new religion to make Scientology look credible by comparison. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/3 "2021-10-04T16:24:44Z")
> [@naita](#): > > We come as interrupters to interrupt frequency. Wha…? (Hey, maybe he knows what the frequency is, Kenneth!) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/4 "2021-10-04T17:41:16Z")
Perhaps he’s going for not guilty by reason of insanity. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/5 "2021-10-04T18:02:14Z")
It all sounds pretty reasonable, but I have a question. I know what a reptile is, so I can sort of try to imagine what a reptilian-human hybrid might look like. But “a hybrid species of reptilian and Andromeda”? I’m at a loss. What is an “Andromeda”, other than a very large nearby galaxy? Apparently it’s an interrupter that interrupts frequencies. But do we have frequencies that need interrupting? These are deep questions indeed, questions to which we were probably not meant to ever know the answers. Only the Shaman knows. I wonder if the Shaman also knows that his home galaxy is hurtling toward us at the rate of about 110 km/sec and is likely to collide with our own galaxy in about 4 to 5 billion years. Eventually we will all be Andromeda hybrids. This is probably what attracted Norwegian Princess Märtha Louise to the Shaman: 4 to 5 billion years ahead of his time. A trend-setter. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/6 "2021-10-04T18:12:49Z")
You’ve been interrupted by the interruptor. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/7 "2021-10-04T19:07:50Z")
> [@naita](#): > > - washing your hands > - wearing a mask > - using a witch hazel based hand sanitizer > - **spirit hacking** That reminds me of Granny Clampett’s cure for the common cold: eat sensibly, get lots of rest, drink plenty of water, take her magic elixer, and in a week to ten days your cold will be gone. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/8 "2021-10-04T19:27:14Z")
Has anyone asked David Icke for comment? ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/9 "2021-10-04T20:20:43Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It all sounds pretty reasonable, but I have a question. I know what a reptile is, so I can sort of try to imagine what a reptilian-human hybrid might look like. But “a hybrid species of reptilian and Andromeda”? I’m at a loss. What is an “Andromeda”, other than a very large nearby galaxy? I’m pretty sure that reptilian here is one of the “standard” alien species. But they are usually thought to be bad guys like the Queen and Bill Clinton (and in disguise, ref the “scholarship” of David Icke mentioned above). I assume Andromeda should have been Andromedan and is another species, pressumeably an extragalactic one. If you read the thing the bad guy aliens in this … fever dream, are the greys, and if the Earth, last bastion in the Outer Rim falls, we’ll all be sucked into a black hole. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/10 "2021-10-04T21:59:18Z")
Utterly irrelevant to this thread, but in looking up the [Reptilian Conspiracy Theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory), I learned that in 2003, an Ontario political candidate called his opponent an “[evil reptilian kitty-eater from another planet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Ontario_general_election#.22Evil_reptilian_kitten-eater_from_another_planet.22).” He still lost. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/11 "2021-10-04T23:10:45Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Now he’s decided to reveal that he’s actually an alien hybrid… Probably in response to her asking, “OMG!! Why is it all green and scaled??” one night. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/12 "2021-10-04T23:59:40Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Probably in response to her asking, “OMG!! Why is it all green and scaled??” one night. 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2021, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869/13 "2021-10-08T23:49:15Z")
I wonder what he needs to eat? I’ll accept him into society if he’ll provide me with a pancreas and a kidney. That’s all…just that lil’ ole thang. Otherwise, there’s not enough flies for a full meal, dude.