# Celebs would rather you didn't know

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 13, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932 "2000-04-13T12:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/21 "2000-04-14T03:40:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Iguana Boy:  
> Now I’m a big advocate of reading, but if I were with Nicole Kidman for a romantic evening…well, let’s just say reading is well down the list, OK?

How about reading in braille? With my tongue?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/22 "2000-04-14T03:47:00Z")

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Jewel had a bit of a bout with the ole crotch rot a few years ago. That’s a nasty one.

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Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/23 "2000-04-14T08:22:00Z")

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My best friend’s (male) friend has slept with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/24 "2000-04-14T11:53:00Z")

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Mojo,

Nope, it was Travis Best. He’s a guard with the Pacers now.

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/25 "2000-04-14T15:00:00Z")

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My husband says that he read somewhere that Willie Nelson was having sex with a woman once and he did a _back flip_ somewhere in the process.

Willie Nelson has creeped him out ever since then.

I just pretend it isn’t true. Because if it is, I certainly do not want to know about it.

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I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.  
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-would-rather-you-didnt-know/15932/26 "2000-04-14T15:12:00Z")

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Actually I figured it was either him or Kenny Anderson, knowing approx. when you went to GT and who turned pro from there.

I always wind up having to explain my jokes- maybe I should take a hint from that. It probably would’ve been more obvious if it had been Lou Carneseca.

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