# Celebs you find unattractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 5, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945 "2008-06-05T22:38:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/21 "2008-06-06T01:24:28Z")
[QUOTE=feppytweed] Uma Thurman. [/QUOTE] Came in here to note that… so, “seconded!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/22 "2008-06-06T01:26:46Z")
[QUOTE=lizardling] How do you feel about Christina Ricci, who I swear has an eight-head whenever I see her without bangs? [/QUOTE] Twins separated at birth. ---
**Author:** ![Bin-Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@Bin-Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bin-Gay)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/23 "2008-06-06T04:01:19Z")
I’ll throw my vote in for Paris Hilton. I can’t stand the sultry look pose that she does. Once in a great while I see a picture where I think I see what others see, but for the most part. . .I simply don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/24 "2008-06-06T06:16:54Z")
Drew Barrymore (and DEFINITELY Paris Hilton). As a het woman, I find Angelina Jolie very sexy (particularly when she’s in Lara Craft or Mrs. Smith ass kicking mode). I also think Uma Thurman can be wonderfully beautiful when filmed correctly - she was incandescent to me in Dangerous Liaisons and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/25 "2008-06-06T06:21:48Z")
[QUOTE=Fish] Julia Roberts. I don’t think she’s ugly, and I’m sure she’s energetic and vivacious and all those other wonderful lively adjectives. I just don’t get how people think she’s beautiful — that smile is all gums. [/QUOTE] Seconded ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/26 "2008-06-06T07:51:15Z")
Julia Roberts. Her self-deprecating remarks about her own beauty make it worse. Paris Hilton - yuck! ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/27 "2008-06-06T09:36:03Z")
[QUOTE=Bin-Gay] I’ll throw my vote in for Paris Hilton. I can’t stand the sultry look pose that she does. Once in a great while I see a picture where I think I see what others see, but for the most part. . .I simply don’t get it. [/QUOTE] She has an awful lizard-face which slightly angers me. And SJP _does_ look like a foot. I love that line. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/28 "2008-06-06T10:00:08Z")
I haven’t seen one yet I agree with, so I’ll throw mine out there - Penelope Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/29 "2008-06-06T10:14:30Z")
Paris Hilton…ugh…I’d let you kick me in the nuts before I’d crawl in a sack with her. she’s so skanky. Helana Bonham Carter is kind of cute, but people are right. Her freakin’ forehead is big enough to post ads on. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/30 "2008-06-06T10:33:12Z")
[QUOTE=MrDibble] I haven’t seen one yet I agree with, so I’ll throw mine out there - Penelope Cruz. [/QUOTE] I was going to post Penelope in the “Yeah I’ve got a crush on her too” thread. I’d probably rate her at #1, in fact. I’m into dark hair/dark eyes, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/31 "2008-06-06T11:09:09Z")
Both Kirsten Dunst and Julia Stiles have faces that appear to be painted on a cast iron skillet. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/32 "2008-06-06T11:14:25Z")
The vixen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/33 "2008-06-06T12:21:17Z")
[QUOTE=cher3] Bruce Willis [/QUOTE] Yes! Hideous. Also Rod Stewart and Christopher Walken. Rod Stewart somehow makes me think of cockroaches. If I had to cast someone to play a giant palmetto bug, he’d be the one. At least Walken is likable. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/34 "2008-06-06T12:23:30Z")
Renee Zellwhatever. A while back Maxim or some other mag had a photo quiz of Renee asking “Crying or smiling?” and honestly there was no difference in her facial expression. She looks like the poster child for “Don’t use botox” whether or not she has actually used it. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/35 "2008-06-06T13:20:18Z")
Brad Pitt. I saw the appeal in _Thelma and Louise_, but he hasn’t aged well. The Olsen twins. Again, cute once but now look like spaced out bag ladies. Christina Aguilera - bleach blonde hair and caked on lipstick/makeup = really unattractive. Same goes for Pamela Anderson. ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/36 "2008-06-06T14:16:10Z")
I second (or third) many of these… My contributions: Cameron Diaz, Colin Farrell, Nicole Kidman, Ashton Kutcher ---
**Author:** ![ZenDenizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/fbc32d/32.png) [@ZenDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/37 "2008-06-06T14:25:14Z")
My contributions: [http://zen-denizen.blogspot.com/2007/11/people-magazine-got-it-wrong-again.html](http://zen-denizen.blogspot.com/2007/11/people-magazine-got-it-wrong-again.html) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/38 "2008-06-06T14:38:09Z")
[QUOTE=River Hippie] I’ve heard people go on about the beauty of [Isabella Rossellini](http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=isabella+rossellini&spell=1) but I don’t see it. [/QUOTE] :eek: You’ve gone mad again. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/39 "2008-06-06T14:40:51Z")
Roscoe Arbuckle. I’m not attracted to fatties. Randolph Scott. There’s just something icky about him. Can’t say what exactly, but he’s repulsed me in every movie. Kathy Bates. See Roscoe Arbuckle. Shane McGowan. Eeeeewwwww! Vivian Vance. Even when she was young she wasn’t pretty. Martha Raye. That loathesome, wet, sucking maw of a mouth…it’s like some kind of Lovecraftian horror out of time and space. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945/40 "2008-06-06T14:43:46Z")
[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63] And following the Angelina Jolie thing, sez Wikipedia: _Jolie has said in interviews that she is bisexual and has long acknowledged that she had a sexual relationship with her Foxfire co-star Jenny Shimizu, “I would probably have married Jenny if I hadn’t married my husband. I fell in love with her the first second I saw her.”_ > **[Angelina Jolie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelina_Jolie)** > > Angelina Jolie (/dʒoʊˈliː/ joh-LEE; born Angelina Jolie Voight, /ˈvɔɪt/, June 4, 1975) is an American actress, filmmaker, and humanitarian. She is the recipient of numerous accolades, including an Academy Award, a Tony Award and three Golden Globe Awards. Films in which she has appeared have grossed over $6.9 billion worldwide. She has been named Hollywood's highest-paid actress multiple times. > Jolie made her screen debut as a child alongside her father, Jon Voight, in Lookin' to Get Out (1... So I’m thinking, ‘If Angelina can have _anybody,_ this Jenny Shimizu must be a knockout.’ Here’s a picture; I am so not seeing the babe-itude. [http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/trashtalk//archives/Jenny\_Shimizu.jpg](http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/trashtalk//archives/Jenny_Shimizu.jpg) [/QUOTE] I did a little research, and apparently some folks feel mutual attraction based on things other than a list of morphological characteristics. (Keep coming across this word “personality”; I’ll look that up and get back to you when I know what it means.) Pamela Anderson; always found her creepy and kind of pathetic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-you-find-unattractive/451945.md?page=3)