# Celebs you're disturbed that you find attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260 "2001-09-07T16:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/1 "2001-09-07T16:58:56Z")
We all have them. Our dirty little secrets. Those famous people who we know we should find repulsive but we just can’t help thinking they’re hot. Go ahead. Share. We won’t judge. For me it’s: David Hasselhoff. You have no idea how embarrassed I am by this. Prince. You _really_ have no idea how embarrassed I am by this. and Wakko Warner. Yes, I know he’s animated. Yes, I know he’s supposed to be a little kid (but in my defense he was per the back story created in the 30s so he’s legal). And I know how ridiculous it is, but I think he’s sexy. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/2 "2001-09-07T17:05:26Z")
I found Rafe Fiennes sexy _even in Schindler’s List_. At least jarbabyj will back me up. I used to crush something fierce on Jan Michael Vincent during the Airwolf days. And Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver…yum! And whoever played The Mountie on Due South. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/3 "2001-09-07T17:07:39Z")
[sub]Yahoo Serious[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/4 "2001-09-07T17:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > I found Rafe Fiennes sexy _even in Schindler’s List_. At least jarbabyj will back me up. I will. I will back you up. It really was the worst comment I ever made: “That one Nazi was hot” :: hanging head in shame:: But, I also have a big crush on Lou Ferrigno…and come on, that’s embarrassing. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/5 "2001-09-07T17:16:56Z")
I used to crush on Lou Ferrigno too, while we are confessing. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/6 "2001-09-07T17:17:51Z")
I’m surprised I’m admitting this, but here goes (takes deep breath): Mike Stone, the lead singer, I believe, of _Flock of Seagulls_. This is only recently, now. I was watching that VH1 special **Top 80 of the 80’s** and they had the video of _I Ran_ and I thought that he was cute. Of course I’m about nineteen years too late in this, but I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/7 "2001-09-07T17:19:32Z")
Geoffrey Rush Eric Idle Steve Buscemi Ralph Fiennes (especially in Schindler’s List) ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/8 "2001-09-07T17:21:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*I used to crush on Lou Ferrigno too, while we are confessing. \*\* I had my eye on Bill Bixby. “Don’t make me angry…you wouldn’t like it when I’m angry.” Grrrrrrr. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/9 "2001-09-07T17:31:03Z")
Why are you embarrassed by lusting after Lou Ferrigno? He’s muscular, handsome, with an endearing speech impediment stemming from his deafness (I think it’s adorable and a turn on.) An embarrassing crush would be Richard Simmons or Carrot Top. I guess the celebrity whose lustability most disturbs me is Conan O’Brian. He’s such a dork, and yet I’d do him in a New york second. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/10 "2001-09-07T17:33:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Why are you embarrassed by lusting after Lou Ferrigno? He’s muscular, handsome, with an endearing speech impediment stemming from his deafness (I think it’s adorable and a turn on.) Gobear…he’s a big dumb oaf. And he was the HULK. I mean, come on. I think he’s a sweetie. An f-ing sweetie and I want to hug him and love him and pet him and call him George, but it’s sort of weird. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/11 "2001-09-07T18:03:50Z")
It always freaks people out when I tell them the guy I find the most attractive on the planet is Montel Williams. He is just incredible. ---
**Author:** ![caleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@caleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caleon)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/12 "2001-09-07T18:20:08Z")
If I told all you guys who I lusted after you’d run me out of town. Ok, well, start chasing… Matthew Nelson (one of Rick Nelson’s twin sons) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/13 "2001-09-07T18:20:40Z")
Martha Stewart. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/14 "2001-09-07T18:29:00Z")
Monica Lewinski Cary Elwes John Malkovich Kurt Cobain (well that’s not embarrassing) Michael Pitt (The glam rocker from Hedwing + The Angry Inch) Milla Jovavich in “Dazed And Confused” Gavin Rossdale (He’s a pop star!! AAAAHH!!) Mark Hoppus (He’s in Blink182! AAAHHH!!) Jeremy Irons… hoo boy Jeremy Irons LC ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/15 "2001-09-07T18:39:51Z")
Delta Burke :o ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/16 "2001-09-07T18:49:29Z")
Brian Denehy & Ed Asner (Look, you said you wanted disturbing) ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/17 "2001-09-07T18:51:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*Prince. You _really_ have no idea how embarrassed I am by this. \*\* Hey, at least you’re gay. I’m straight, and I find His Purple Highness kinda sexy. My choice: [Kitty Bartholomew](http://www.hgtv.com/HGTV/show/0,1102,DEID_show_67,FF.html). Yeah, I know she’s old, but something about that white streak in her hair just gets me. I’m a freak. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/18 "2001-09-07T20:02:08Z")
Sandra Bernhardt Britney Spears (just because she’s such an airhead, very immature (like, you know, etc.) and so plastic, yet I can’t resist) Katherine Harris Monica Lewinsky Robert De Niro (he’s my “I’m not gay but if I had to be” guy) ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/19 "2001-09-07T20:05:03Z")
You’re suppossed to find Ralph Fiennes sexy in Schindler’s List. And you’re also supposed to feel sick about it. It’s one way the movie forces you to confront the fact that you’re morally bankrupt. (Not that you are, but it enhances Schindler’s heroim.) –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/20 "2001-09-07T20:05:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucky Charms \* > \*\*Monica Lewinski > Cary Elwes > Milla Jovavich in “Dazed And Confused” > Jeremy Irons… hoo boy Jeremy Irons > \*\* Monica is a very pretty girl who can get chubby. No shame there. Cary Elwes is beautiful! Milla… now come on! Jeremy Irons is gorgeous and insanely sexy. \*\* Amp \*\* Delta Burke is a beautiful woman and an ex-beauty queen… what is the standard you normally have that you’re embarassed by that? For me… My biggest shame was when I realized I thought Robby Benson was sexy. I’ve since recovered. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260.md?page=2)