# Celebs you're disturbed that you find attractive

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260 "2001-09-07T16:58:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/61 "2001-09-09T01:34:43Z")

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Snoop Doggy Dogg. ::hangs head::

It’s the bad boy image, and the confidence…it’s gotta be. I have no other excuse.

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**Author:** ![LinoleumInnocence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LinoleumInnocence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinoleumInnocence)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/62 "2001-09-09T01:38:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by shrew \*  
> \*\*Snoop Doggy Dogg. ::hangs head::
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> It’s the bad boy image, and the confidence…it’s gotta be. I have no other excuse. \*\*

Welcome to SDMB **Shrew**.

I feel like I know you already 🙂 Hehe.

Shall I post mine?

Oh God.

Garrett Maggert. He played Blair in The Sentinel. I hide my face.

Li

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/63 "2001-09-09T01:49:38Z")

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Hm, LI. I’m not sure who that is, but according to [http://www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com), he’s Fiona Apple’s half-brother. Interesting.

Another for me: Burt Reynolds. When he was in Deliverance? Oh my God. So sexy. And even in Boogie Nights. Since he’s gotten gray… yummy. The 80’s and early 90’s he wasn’t looking so great, but here lately he looks gooooooood.

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/64 "2001-09-09T02:17:16Z")

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I always thought Anne Robinson was sexy too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/65 "2001-09-09T03:29:07Z")

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Once upon a time in the not so distant past, I found Anne Heche rather attractive.

Now I’m just scared of her.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/66 "2001-09-09T05:30:42Z")

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**June Cleaver** :eek:

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/67 "2001-09-09T05:43:18Z")

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Grace Slick  
Janis Joplin  
Anne Robinson

I’m the only person my age that knows who the first two are, and Anne Robinson is too embarrassing to tell anyone about.

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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/68 "2001-09-09T13:43:37Z")

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Mine are all pretty normal, I think - Judy Garland, Julie Andrews, a few others here and there.

The only one that might be a little odd is [Dr. Jane Goodall](http://www.webster.edu/~woolflm/janegoodall.html). Intelligent, quietly self-confident, and soft-spoken. And the same age as my mother, which is the kind of disturbing part.

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/69 "2001-09-09T16:54:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mudshark \*  
> Grace Slick  
> Janis Joplin  
> Anne Robinson
> 
> I’m the only person my age that knows who the first two are

Well, I’m not sure how old you are. I’m in my mid-20’s, and I know who they are. I’d be embarrassed of anyone who didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/70 "2001-09-09T22:37:50Z")

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> > quote:
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> > _Originally posted by Mudshark_  
> > Grace Slick  
> > Janis Joplin  
> > Anne Robinson
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> > I’m the only person my age that knows who the first two are
> 
> _Originally Posted by Shrew_  
> Well, I’m not sure how old you are. I’m in my mid-20’s, and I know who they are. I’d be embarrassed of anyone who didn’t.

I am 15 years old, and my friends think it is strange that I could fond anyone from the 1960’s attractive.

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**Author:** ![PublicBlast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@PublicBlast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PublicBlast)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/71 "2001-09-09T23:01:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Martha Stewart. \*\*

OMG–in a recent Kmart commercial, they showed Martha in a nightie and in a bathtub…just about creamed. 😛

[My wife loves Martha too…probably not in the same way, but I imagine my wife would prefer me lusting after Martha as opposed to, say, Britney Spears.]

Why no swimsuit photos of Martha on Internet? Internet no good! [/drool]

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/72 "2001-09-10T02:25:02Z")

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OK…noone laugh…but…

Pauly Shore. I just love him to death.

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**Author:** ![LinoleumInnocence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LinoleumInnocence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinoleumInnocence)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/73 "2001-09-10T03:36:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by shrew \*  
> \*\*Hm, LI. I’m not sure who that is, but according to [http://www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com), he’s Fiona Apple’s half-brother. Interesting.
> 
> Another for me: Burt Reynolds. When he was in Deliverance? Oh my God. So sexy. And even in Boogie Nights. Since he’s gotten gray… yummy. The 80’s and early 90’s he wasn’t looking so great, but here lately he looks gooooooood. \*\*

Perhaps not so interesting. Check it:

[![](https://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg) ](https://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg)

If that doesn’t work, here it is as a link:

[![](https://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg) ](https://www.paramount.com/tvsentinel/garett.jpg)

How embarrassing. 😊

Li

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/74 "2001-09-10T09:11:34Z")

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My boyfriend really likes Bea Arthur, so I made him this:

[http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/](http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/)

(Um…not suitable for work! 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/75 "2001-09-10T21:26:52Z")

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Disturbing? You wanna talk disturbing? _I’ll_ give you disturbing.

Fran Drescher.

(Okay, okay… Fran Drescher with the TV volume all the way down. Fran Drescher _talking_ is too disturbing even for me.)

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/76 "2001-09-10T21:34:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pixellent \*  
> \*\*Disturbing? You wanna talk disturbing? _I’ll_ give you disturbing.
> 
> Fran Drescher.
> 
> (Okay, okay… Fran Drescher with the TV volume all the way down. Fran Drescher _talking_ is too disturbing even for me.) \*\*

You forgot to mention Liza Minelli, hon.

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/77 "2001-09-10T22:27:56Z")

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Amanda Plummer really turned me on in the restaurant robbery scene from _Pulp Fiction_. And as the psycho sister in _So I Married an Axe Murderer_.

Lily Taylor in _The Haunting_.

Maybe I just have something for petite red-haired psycho-betties.

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/78 "2001-09-11T00:33:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by magdalene \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Pixellent \*  
> > \*\*Disturbing? You wanna talk disturbing? _I’ll_ give you disturbing.
> > 
> > Fran Drescher.
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> > (Okay, okay… Fran Drescher with the TV volume all the way down. Fran Drescher _talking_ is too disturbing even for me.) \*\*
> 
> You forgot to mention Liza Minelli, hon. \*\*

All right, all right, I’ll cop to it… but I want to make it _absolutely clear_ that we’re talking about Liza Minelli at the time she appeared in _Cabaret_, **and at no time before or since**.

Mags? Mags? You there? I need you to back me _up_ on this, sweetie… Mags?

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/79 "2001-09-11T00:50:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*My boyfriend really likes Bea Arthur, so I made him this:
> 
> [http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/](http://www.jinwicked.com/beanaked/)
> 
> (Um…not suitable for work! 😃 ) \*\*

Or, for that matter, the faint of heart… 😃

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**Author:** ![Tokiwoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@Tokiwoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokiwoki)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebs-youre-disturbed-that-you-find-attractive/80260/80 "2001-09-11T01:01:42Z")

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Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan.

I know, I know. You don’t think this is bad at all. Here’s the problem:  
I am _way_ too young to be thinking that. Most of my friends have the hots for Matt Damon and Freddie Prince Jr. These men could be my grandfathers.

Bond…grampy Bond.

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